Game: Whack-a-TPMer v.2 M. A. T_M_L

[Master of Paradox]

*Sneaking up behind Toxicity, Master of Paradox slips a pair of headphones onto her ears, hooked to his amplifier. He steps back, nods, and plays "Aerials" as loud as he possibly can, sending 1,000 decibels into her head.*

System-of-a-Whacked!

[darktyranitar]

It was a normal day for Master of Paradox. There's birds singing in the background, and the sun was shining brightly... and basically everything else that are beautiful.

Little did he knew it was a calm before a storm.

It happened in a flash. Within seconds, he felt a terrible aching on his chest. And his heart - every beat, it hurts him.

Giving one last look at the beauty surrounding him, he said, ominously:

"Whacked..."

And he slumped to the floor, where he remain still, never to wake up again.


Death Note whacked! You won't even know what had hit ya until it's too late!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

*Lifts out of a Giant Hammer out of nowhere*

EAT MY HAMMERSPACE MASTER OF PARADOX

*Slams it down onto him leaving a tiny puddle of icky black goo*

[Blademaster]

Now, now, folks, we don't want any of the lesser whackees to feel left out now, do we?

(tosses a Poke Ball at Magmar; it draws him in and shakes once... twice... thrice... DING!)

Congratulations! Wild MAGMAR was caught!

Sweet! Now, Magmar like hot environments, so I'll release this little feller someplace where he'll be happy...

(drops the Poke Ball into Kilauea)

Magma-whacked.

[Master of Paradox]

After pulling himself back to his feet, having saved a spare life in his pockets, Master of Paradox merely smiled to himself.

"Ah, Darktyranitar... how did you know Death Note was one of my favorite series?"

Having attacked Crazy Elf Boy more recently, the man in the robes and low-pulled fedora decides to forego getting vengence on him, going instead for the user of the Death Note. He slides a hand inside of his robes and takes out a cell phone.

"Yes, Joachim?"

Later that day, a knock comes on the door of Darktyranitar. He opens it, only to find a gigantic blonde man standing there, dressed in a sleeveless brown shirt, brown tights, and high boots, with a giant square timber over one shoulder.

"Are you Darktyranitar?" the man asks.

"I am..." his target replies. "You are?"

"Joachim Valentine, here to bring justice to a murderer. I take it you are he?"

Nodding, Darktyranitar flees into his house, throws open the Death Note, and writes the name of Joachim Valentine into it. Forty seconds later... Joachim kicks open the door.

"You're supposed to be dead!"

"But I am! The Valentines are a clan of vampires!"

"Oh, CRAP!"

By the end of the hour, the house is a shambles and Darktyranitar is facedown in a pool of his own blood. The last thing he hears is, "See? I'm TERRIFIC!"

Shadow Hearts: Whacked.

[Shadow Wolf]

Who's next:

*rolls a seven-sided dice*

...hmm, *ponders*, *chuckles*


...............................................


*In a plain field, close to the Wkack-a-TPmer battlefield, a group of sparks create some kind of intesifying light in one spot, creating a small explosion and after this, a man appears in black clothes with a huge weapon in hands. In his Jacket, a name is clearly visible -shinypkmnchaser-*

-I'm back!

*Blademaster uses his a 6-foot broadsword with a laser-refined edge, the width of a white blood cell and made from refined unascertanium, and alloy as hard as reinforced titanium and as light as lithium to try to hit shinypkmnchaser, but misses, since his sword is too big to do a fast swing.*

-Let me try mine!

*shinypkmnchaser reveals his weapon, an atomic grenade launcher*

-Hasta la vista, Baby!

*With a single shot of the atomic grenade launcher, shinypkmnchaser creates an atomic explosion, pulverizing Blademaster and his sword is launched into the air. After the huge explosion, the dust of Blademaster's remains are blowed away by the wind, and his huge sword falls from the sky, leaving a huge crater on the floor, similar to a fissure*

-You are whacked, and terminated!

*shinypkmnchaser teleports out of the battlefield*

[Knight of Time]

Hmm, maybe there ought to be a sort of an award here for the person who gives the most whacks to a single person...

Blademaster, our duel may have gone to the forest, but little do you know I have the strength to push this petrified tree off me. And so I do, and throw each piece at your blade, even though I watch them all shatter, I fool you by making you think the last one is headed for your blade...instead, it's heading for your feet...and your sword does little against the "low blow" on the ground.

Meh, long whacks definitely can be creative here, but this is yet another whack for you, Blademaster.

[Master of Paradox]

High overhead, something breaks the upper layer of the Earth's atmosphere. It descends at an incredible rate, a barely visible man clinging to its top.

Shinypkmnchaser looks up as a shadow falls over him. His jaw drops...

And a steamroller lands atop him.

Master of Paradox stands up atop the steamroller, laughs, and shouts, "WRYYYYYY!"

JoJo's Bizzare Whacked!

[Shadow Wolf]

*After being squashed by a steamroller, shinypkmnchaser wakes up dazzled, but furious*

-"How about going old school by whacking with a hammer?"

*Just in front of shinypkmnchaser, different types of hammers lie in the floor, and he notices Crazy Elf Boy a few feets away from him*

-"Heh! Play time!"

*One by one, he throws the hammers at Crazy Elf Boy*

*framing hammer*
*claw hammer*
*rock pick*
*club hammer*
*cross-peen hammer*
*wood mallet*
*Triple H's sledgehammer*
-"What the...?"
*Mario's hammer*
-"...and finally, you are sentenced to be whacked!"
*throws him a gavel*

-"Case Closed!"

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Hmm, maybe there ought to be a sort of an award here for the person who gives the most whacks to a single person...

Why not, these are just examples:

"After a predetermined number of pages, I will tally up scores. Various "Awards" can be gleaned, such as:

Whack Champion: had the most variety of whacked users

Whackiest Whacker: awarded to the user with the most hilerious whack, as determined by poll.

Most Elusive Whack: awarded to the user that was whacked the least amount of times"

So, if nothing unexpected happens, I actually will count the whacks and tell the awards, and, of course, I am also going to make the poll for the most hilarious whack.

As we are looking forward to that...

*tries to whack Knight of Time by playing Tekken 3 with him, loses, but then opens the floor below Knight of Time by using a secret switch. Knight of Time falls into a hole full of angry alligators*

I suck at video games, but I still play them.

EDIT: However, remember the whack champion award; you are unlikely to get it if you whack only one single person several times.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

*Runs up and kidnaps shinypkmnchaser and ties him on the railway tracks*

*At the same time twiddling his own incredibly evil looking moustache while waiting for a train*

"OK only 2 more minutes"

*Waits 2 minutes*

"COME ON YOU STUPID TRAIN"

*waits some more*

"OH fine"

*Gets a large cheese grater and grates of shinypkmnchaser's face and puts it in a small package*

~~~~Somewhere in Europe 2 weeks later~~~~

"Would you like some more of our special "cheese" madam"

"Yes certainly"

LOL........................(insert random name for whack here) WHACKED

[Master of Paradox]

For days now, Master of Paradox had assumed a most unusual pose. His left arm was raised in the air, right arm pulled back, eyes staring straight ahead as if in anticipation, feet spaced slightly apart. Nobody was sure what on Earth he was doing.

He had not moved from that pose for days when Mikachu Yukitatsu finally walked up to him. The TPMers then saw a flicker of movement in Master of Paradox.

That was when it all went to Hell. Taking a deep breath, Master of Paradox called out "GALACTICA PHANTOM!"

And his right fist smashed into Mikachu Yukitatsu's face, sending the target flying across several county lines.

Real Man's Whacked.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Master of Paradox?!?

I'll show you some real paradox!

*Pointing with a machine gun, forces Master of Paradox to repeat the Finnish sentence: "Kalju mies juoksi tuulessa tukka hulmuten", in English, "a bald man run in the wind, hair fluttering"*

[Knight of Time]

Mikachu, being as you are Finnish, I get the impression you must have lived your previous life in the sea, so here's a load of fish, right on top of you right now...piranhas, and they all look like chomping on this Finnish guy who they think is a human fish...

Whacked.

[Master of Paradox]

By this time, Magmar felt rather confident that the whacks were over. After all, he'd made a point of not showing up.

So imagine the surprise coursing through poor Magmar as a Gibson Flying Zero came down over his head.

Guitar-Whacked!

[Shadow Wolf]

OK, time for a short whack.

*shinypkmnchaser ties mr_pikachu to a pole and forces him to watch Blademaster break the Hangman randomizer over and over again, making him go crazy and later dying of a stroke*

Hang-whacked!

[Knight of Time]

Master of Paradox, ever since first hearing of you, I thought your name sounded a little funny. But names don't always have to be funny, and as the last word in your username is Paradox, I see a pair of docs (say that fast enough, I dare you!), who both want to treat you for different illnesses, the two of them argue so much after trying to figure out your illness, you feel your eardrums begin to explode, and...

You just got an "explosive" whacking, MoP.

[Master of Paradox]

Knight of Time: The Internet is really, really great...

Master of Paradox: For porn!

Knight of Time: I got a fast connection, so I don't have to wait...

Master of Paradox: For porn!

Knight of Time: There's always some new site-

Master of Paradox: For porn.

Knight of Time: I browse all day and night-

Master of Paradox: For porn.

Knight of Time: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of LIIIGGGHHHTTT...

Master of Paradox: For POOOORRRRNNNNN!

Knight of Time: MoP!

Master of Paradox: The Internet is for porn! The Internet is for porn! Why you think the Internet was born? Porn, porn, porn!

Avenue Whacked.

[Blademaster]

A SEVEN-SIDED DIE!? How the Hell can you have a seven-sided die, Louis!?! It's physically impossible! Much like this Mobius strip.

(takes a Mobius strip and hangs Louis with it)

Geometry-whacked.

[Shadow Wolf]

A SEVEN-SIDED DIE!? How the Hell can you have a seven-sided die, Louis!?! It's physically impossible! Much like this Mobius strip.

Actually, that's not impossible. Here's a seven-sided die.

Hmm, who's next? Oh, dt

*since darktyranitar is a pokemon, then shinypkmnchaser looks for a way of whacking it good, with a Wailord doing Water Spout*

A super-effective whacking!

[Master of Paradox]

Normally, Master of Paradox was one to get elaborate when he sought to whack an opponent. But this was 6:30 AM, he had only woken up half an hour ago, and he was just finishing his breakfast. So he was in no mood to make it fancy.

Finishing his orange-flavored water, he wandered up to Louis.

"Shouldn't you get back to bed?" Louis asked.

"I gotta work in about an hour."

"Sucks to be you."

"Indeed." Master of Paradox then smacked the other man in the face with his water bottle.

Apathetically Whacked.

[Knight of Time]

Louis...so you like shiny Pokemon I'm guessing? Well, I just spotted a whole whack of them just where that petrified tree was from earlier...must have been a coincedence, because upon seeing you, they all scatter in random directions, never showing their faces again to you, who unfortunately scared them off.

One "shiny" whacking, right at you Louis.

[darktyranitar]

Hey Blade, you said you were leaving RPG, right?

So here's something from you: an RPG from the RPG!

*whistle, as Blademaster gets blown away by the rocket propelled grenade, before he exploded somewhere else high up the sky*

[Master of Paradox]

As Darktyranitar fires an RPG at Blademaster, several miles away, Master of Paradox is fighting an alien.

The alien empties a Uzi in Paradox's direction, but the thin young man hides behind a wall. He then pops out, firing a shot from a Nikita guided missile launcher.

But the guide wire snaps, and the rocket fires off at the alien uncontrolled. The alien ducks...

A sheep grazing in a field goes "Baa!" and steps away, revealing Darktyranitar.

*BOOM*

Whacked Taste.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Mikachu, being as you are Finnish, I get the impression you must have lived your previous life in the sea, so here's a load of fish, right on top of you right now...piranhas, and they all look like chomping on this Finnish guy who they think is a human fish...

Whacked.

*goes crazy repeating 'I'm not Fish, I am FInniSH' and runs over the mountains and seas to Florida*

I am sorry, I already whacked Knight Of Time, so I had to be satisfied with whacking...

Toxicity!

According to my calculations, you are the only person I havem't whacked in this game! But you will be sure I feel no mercy just as I felt no mercy to Magmar, it does not matter if you are a woman!

*draws a big sword*

*fails to get a good hold of it*

*calls for mr_pikachu to ask if the last line was grammatically correct*

*sees that he is not around*

*drops the sword on Toxicity's feet, breaking them*

Oh, I'm sorry! I actually ment to cut your head off!

[Blademaster]

That seven-sided die fails on the grounds that IT DOESN'T WORK PROPERLY!

(takes the offending dice and jams them into Crazy Elf Boy's eye sockets)

Dice-whacked.

[Master of Paradox]

A car speeds down the streets of whatever city Mr. Pikachu calls home. He doesn't notice it at first, busy as he is doing whatever TPM mods do when they aren't herding cats on this place.

He has no choice but to notice it, however, when the window rolls down and Master of Paradox nails him with a rubber mallet.

Drive-By Whacked!

[Knight of Time]

Mr. Pikachu, I've been waiting for this moment to happen, since being a former Pokemon Hangman worker, I can see the worst possible thing happening each time you win a plushie...it turns into a real Pokemon, but with no mind...just a brain set on attacking anyone who thinks they would make good plushies..

Mr. Pikachu, you've been whacked, Pokemon Hangman style.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Magmar, you will be the first person I whack twice. Enjoy!

Mikachu Yukitatsu has invited Magmar to visit him. The first evening, he proposes that she should have a sauna bath with him.

"Hm, can't I just go alone?" asks Magmar.

"But...well, OK, have it your way." replies Mikachu.

"And no peeking!" says Magmar.

"Okay, I promise." replies Mikachu.

Magmar enters the sauna. As she sits down, she remembers one thing.

"Wait a minute! This is Whack-a-TPMer! Where's the whack, then?" she wonders.

Just then, Mikachu Yukitatsu turns heat bigger with a remote control.

"It's getting hot." Magmar thinks. "This must be Mikachu Yukitatsu's doing!"

"MAGMAR CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP! MAGMAR AQUA MIRAGE!" she tranforms and shouts. Cold water chills the sauna.

Then a mysterious man in a tuxedo enters sauna, saying. "Jag heter Maskerade Rosen."

Magmar notices that she still has her sailor suit on and asks: "Can't you just speak English, I am not familiar with the Swedish dub of Sailor Moon."

The man replies: "In fact, I am not Tuxedo Kamen, I am Mikachu Yukitatsu in disguise. Nor are you Sailor Moon, nor are you Sailor Mercury, You are Sailor Magmar! Thus I shall not help you!"

Right there, the roof collapses and there they come, every demon from Sailor Moon anime, and they all attack Magmar killing her and teaching her that she must come back to the Whack-a-TPMer game!

[Blademaster]

It's 1am on a Sunday morning... Time to cause some trouble.

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Garbed in ninja attire, Blademaster sneaks onto mr_pikachu's property, sets a flaming paper bag on the aforementioned Mod's doorstep, then knocks and runs away, hiding behind a nearby shrub.

Mr_pikachu then proceeds to answer the door.

"For God's sake, it's 1am..." he groans, looking rather... incoherent. "Who is it? Hello?"

He looks down.

"...Oh, real mature."

The grumpy Mod retreats into his house for a moment, then returns with a glass of water, which he poors on the bag. It's then that he notices Blademaster, who is garbed in NARUTO'S ninja suit.

"Blade, why are you sneaky around at 1am in an ORANGE jumpsuit?" he growls. "Oh, and lame whacking attempt by the way."

"Orange is my favorite color." Blademaster replied with a shrug. "Believe it!"

"I believe that I'm gonna call the cops if you don't get off my property in about two seconds."

"But the whack hasn't taken effect yet."

"What whack? I EXTINGUISHED your weak bag of dog crap, so you're done. Joke's over. Now go away and let me get some sle-"

"Oh, that wasn't dog poo. That was a chunk of pure sodium, which reacts violently with water. I wrapped it in juuuuust enough paper towels so that it wouldn't get wet until I finished this explanation. Smart, huh?"

".........

.......

Wha-"

KA-FWOOOOM!!!!!

Mr_pikachu, you just got whacked... Believe it!

[Shadow Wolf]

OK, just a few more left!

Now it's your turn...


-Hmm, a Knight Of Time, eh? Let's see how you can deal with another "knight of time"

...Hello, dbz kingdom? Nothing new here. Just thought that "he" might have some competition here. Think you can warp here to whack him? You will? That's good to know! Be seeing ya soon. *click*

Alright Kyle, time to meet our rival. From the Dragon Ball Z kingdom...



*A weird machine appears close to the place where shinypkmnchaser and Knight Of Time are. The machine opens, revealing a mysterious young man. The young man has a tall and slender, although still muscular figure, light blue eyes and light purple hair, a hair cut short in bowlcut style. He is wearing a black sleeveless shirt, black pants along with a purple jacket and goldish boots. The words encarved in the jacket are "Capsule Corporation"*


Louis-Remember him?

Knight Of Time-No!

Louis-*falls on the floor, with the legs shaking straight up* Anyway, meet Trunks!

Trunks-You are about to fight a real Knight of time. Let's fight!

*Knight of time quickly unleashes his arsenal of weapons to deal with trunks, but a mistake with his master sword leads him to his doom. With an opening while charging his great spin attack, Trunks quickly grabs Kyle and launches him up, following this with his Burning Slash, a series of slashes with his own sword, and finally doing his Finish Buster, leaving nothing but Kyle's remains*

Trunks-"What a miscalculation on your part."

Nothing left to say, except that you have been whacked.

[Master of Paradox]

A knock comes at Blademaster's door. He pauses Castlevania, gets up, and heads downstairs.

Opening the door, he sees a tall blonde man in a fringed orange jacket, white shirt, jeans, and baseball cap standing there.

"I'm Terry Bogard. You sent Geese Howard after Master of Paradox a few days ago... and never told me about it."

"Oh, crap.'

"POWAH GEYSAH!"

A burst of orange energy hurls Blademaster through the roof of his house and into low-earth orbit.

Legendary Lone Whacked.

[Blademaster]

Mikachu Yukut-... Yuki... Yutak... Yutacan... Whatever. The one Finnish guy at TPM is sitting on a bench one evening, drawing in his sketchbook while watching the Sun set and the stars rise.

As he watches the scene, a streak of light flies across the sky.

"A shooting star...?" he mutters. "They say those can grant wishes..."

A low whistling echoes through the air.

"Hm... But what should I wish for...? Money...? No, too shallow... True love...? No... Too cliche..."

The whistling slowly begins to louden.

"World peace...? Who am I, Miss Finland?"

The whistle becomes ever louder; the air temperature begins to rise.

"I wish... I wish..."

The whistle grew annoyingly loud.

"I wish... GAAH! I wish I knew what that damn noise was!!!"

A burst of orange light illuminated the sky over the young Finn's head as something penetrated the lowermost layer of the atmosphere, streaming through the clouds like a... like a meteor!

.........
"MITA VITTUA!??!?!"

Those were the last words the man uttered before the flaming projectile crushed him and the bench he sat on, blowing them both to ash and tearing a massive crater into the ground around it!

...A few moments of silence passed, before a low groan issued from the crater; a charred, smoking form crawled out of it...

"Oooooohhh, my fucking head... Damn Paradox and his army of SNK dickheads! He's next on my whacking... list... What the Hell...?"

The smoking young man knelt down, finding a torn sheet of burnt paper on the edge of the crater. Curious, he holds it up; drawn on it is a blonde-haired woman in a blue kimono.

"......Whoops."


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That's right. Mikachu, you've been whacked... by another whack!

[Shadow Wolf]

-Hey Magmar, time for you to be whacked.

*Decked out in white tights, white & red cape, white scarf, yellow gloves & boots, dark glasses, face cloth and Indian-style turban (pinned with a "moon" ornament), and armed with a whip, two six-shooters, shuriken and moon-shaped boomerangs, a weird man appears.*


-Since you probably know who is Moonlight Knight, then you should meet the first japanese live superhero, and the original moonlight hero, Moonlight Mask!

...

...but I just wanted you to meet him. Ok, you can go now Moonlight mask!

*The weird man disappears*

-...and now that you are wondering "What's up with that?" time for me to whack you.

*uses twelve bricks to knock out Magmar*

-Whack-a-dozen!

[Master of Paradox]

"So who haven't I whacked twice? ...nobody, huh? I've hit everyone in the game at least twice. Time to cycle."

As Master of Paradox is saying that to himself, Knight of Time makes the mistake of walking up to him. After a moment's thought, he glides up to him and grabs KoT.

The screen goes black for a moment, but for the hitflashes.

When it lights up again, Knight of Time is on the ground, Master of Paradox standing over his body. The kanji for "Insane" burns on his back and in the air in front of him.

Whacked Goku Satsu.

[Blademaster]

As Master of Paradox celebrates his victory, however, an unknown form sneaks up behind him, kicking him literally in the ass and sending him flying into the air.

******

Several miles up, Master of Paradox has recovered from the attack and, though he shows no signs of descending anytime soon, he scans the air around him and the ground below for any possible assailants...

A split second later, however, said assailant appears before him.

It's a golden-colored robot, slim and humanoid in appearance, but with unnaturally long legs, large feet with wheels in place of heels, thick forearms, and most obvious of all, an oversized head flanked by giant spikes, pointy ears, and a glowing visor in place of eyes.

"What... are you...?" Master of Paradox asks.

"I don't normally give my name to insects like you." the robot replies in a deep voice. "But since you won't live long enough to tell anyone else... I am called Mecha Sonic."

MoP raises an eyebrow.

"Isn't Sonic blue?" he asks, contempt for the robot evident in his voice.

"Yes. However, the four Chaos Emeralds I have absorbed have given me a much more appealing and befitting golden hue."

MoP's expression of contempt changes to one of fear.

"F-four... Chaos Emeralds...?"

The robot chuckles evilly.

"You are just now realizing my power, I take it..." Mecha Sonic quips. "And once I destroy you, the one who calls himself the 'God of Random' will provide me with the remaining three, and I will be the most powerful being in the Universe."

"The 'God of...' Blade, you son of a-"

The robot's visor flickers.

"The time for talk is over."

Before MoP can protest, Mecha Sonic punches him in the stomach, sending him flying back through the air. Mecha Sonic, living up to his name and the one he was modeled after, vanishes with a 'swish' and reappears behind MoP...

WHAM!

Paradox goes flying to the left at a 40-degree angle.

SWISH! WHAM!

Paradox goes flying upward at a 60-degree angle.

SWISH! WHAM!

To the right at a 28-degree angle.

SWISH! WHAM!

Backwards at a 136-degree angle.

SWISH! WHAM!

Forwards at a 57-degree angle.

SWISH!

The robot's fists gleam with raw energy as he balls them together and raises them over his head, then slams them down.

WHAM!!!

Master of Paradox plummets to the ground like a comet (Doesn't this feel familiar...?), careening through thousands of feet of cloud coverage in mere seconds.

On the ground below, Mecha Sonic appears and pulls back one foot, waiting for the exact right moment... Master of Paradox plunges to the ground, straight at Mecha Sonic...

KA-WHAM!!!!!

With incredible force, Mecha Sonic jettisons his foot upwards, once more kicking Master of Paradox's battered body high into the sky.

"HRAAAAAA..."

Mecha Sonic grunts loudly as he adopts a Kamehameha stance, his arms pulled back and his hands cupped, a slight distance apart. A ball of icy-blue energy forms between his hands, growing to basketball size and gleaming with a blinding light...

"DIE!!!!!!!!!!!"

Mecha Sonic thrusts his hands forward, and the ball of energy erupts into a beam that fires through the air with an immense roar. It consumes MoP's body, leaving nothing of it visible save for a black silhouette, which quickly seems to fade away, disintegrating without a trace as the beam continues to blast ever upward, into the depths of space...

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SMBZ-whacked.

[Toxicity]

In West Philadelphia, darktyranitar was born and raised; on the playground is where he spent most of his days - "chillin' an' relaxin' an' maxin' all cool, while shootin' some bee-ball outside of the school."

But that all changed when one day a gang of guys that were up to no good and started making trouble in the neighborhood. darktyranitar got in one little fight and his mom got scared.

What she said,

"You just got Bel Air-whacked!"

[Knight of Time]

Well, I can't think of anyone to whack right now, except...

Blademaster, you're probably the poster most into games here besides me, so we're going to have a game of Atomic Bomberman. In round one, I see your Bomberman got several bombs, and a few more flames than me, but I got myself a blue hand for throwing bombs, and a boxing glove for punching bombs. After blasting a block with one of my bombs, I found a rare bad disease, which when I touched it, made my Bomberman's controls reverse, made him throw bombs uncontrollably, and made the bombs have a short fuse, touching your Bomberman, I watched in delight as he got the diseases, and dropped short fuse bombs behind him, which caused him to quickly kill himself after about 3 or so "droppings". I won round one by managing to take advantage of your power-up cache.

You have just been... Atomic Bomberwhacked!

Incase you're wondering what those "diseases" are, IM me, I'll tell you.

[Blademaster]

Toxicity is next on the list.

Toxicity, you have been found guilty of fucking up the lyrics to the 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' theme. You are hereby sentenced to be eaten by Uncle Phil.

















Godphilla whacked.

[Master of Paradox]

Master of Paradox comes up to Louis, wheeling a handcart in front of him. On the handcart is a granite statue of Christopher Walken.

"Hey, Louis, look at this!"

Louis makes the mistake of doing so, at which point a beam of light shoots from the statue's eyes to his own. His eyes go blank.

Rubbing his hands together, Master of Paradox orders, "Do the Charleston!"

Without willing to, Louis proceeds to put long-time students of dance to shame with his rendition.

A few seconds later, however, a low-pitched whine fills the air, and then he bursts into flames, leaving nothing behind but a burnmark.

"There's the drawback when the statue gets you high," MoP notes, sighing.

They Might Be Whacked.