<Game> Twisted Wishes v.5 (M.A. LV)

[Fett One]

Granted, you have been turned into a .

I wish Crazy Elf Boy made an actual wish

[Heald]

Granted, you have been turned into a .

I wish Crazy Elf Boy made an actual wish

Granted. He wished you had cancer. In the head. Head cancer.

I wish for new curtains. These ones suck.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the new curtain keep trying to kill you, your fault I guess from buying them from a curtain store built on an indian burial ground.

I wish people would stop using the cheap old evil thing from shops built on indian burial ground scenarios in movies.

[Fett One]

Granted, instead they use items that they stole from Heald house

I wish magic was real

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, in a new Final Fantasy game, there will be a magic spell called 'real'.

I wish you laughed at this grant of mine.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but since its so lame his head explodes.

I wish Mikachu would stop using Final Fantasy references in Twisted wishes

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Instead, he decides to make references to games rated M, all of which drive you crazy.

I wish that there was more security in video game areas of department stores.

[Dark-San]

Granted. They employed bouncers, who tried to filter off potential customers, by blocking their way and not permitting those game freaks from buying what they want. This solve the problem of eradicating security problems from the stall but it does not help in reaping profits. In the end, the stall close down and your favourite gaming pastime is officially gone for good.

I wish that my laptop had not gone haywired back days ago.

[Fett One]

Granted, the fusebox in your house goes haywired instead

I wish to be on The Simpsons

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but your name is in the credits in such a small font that noone could read it.

I wish I remebered if there was a The Simpsons episode where Bart was on TV and he tried to find his name from the credits.

[Dark-San]

Granted. You remembered that episode but then to do that the initial requirement was for you to forget your name, your life, your identity. It would be a high price to pay just for remembering a small clip of The Simpsons.

I wish Oil prices would be high.

[Fett One]

Granted, you get stoned to death by everyone for raising the price of gas

I wish for equal rights around the world

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Dictators claim that their people have right to vote against them, the torturing becomes unacceptable worldwide, even death penalties disappear. Nobody is discriminated because of their age, gender, skin color, sexuality or any other difference. However, there will be another rule everywhere: every single people in the world, including you, have to read one book: "The Most SPAMish And Unamusing Replies Mikachu Yukitatsu Posted At TPM"!

I wish for soap.

[Dark-San]

Granted. I bought you a soap and you were so happy that you mistaken it for a chicken wing and apparently ate it. Alas, there was no hope in the end as you are choked to death.

I wish the Whacked game's awards could increase.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you still don't get any of them.

I wish I had an XBOX 360

[Fett One]

Granted but you are forbiddedn from ever buying any games for it

I wish for a pet lizard

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, I'll send you a lizard egg I found near a nuclear power plant. You wait for it to hatch, and there it is, your own lizard. Unfortunately, it appears to grow in length 2 meters a day and it escapes from your house, going rampage. It attacks big cities such as New York, Tokyo and Beijing and forces countries to use nuclear weapons which leads to WW III.

I wish we wrote 'Tokyo' as 'Tookyoo' instead of 'Tokyo'.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted but then that causes world wide confusion causing the world to split into 2 halves, those who write it as Tokyo and those who say it as Tookyoo. This eventually turns into WW IIII.

I wish there were no more world wars

[Dark-San]

Granted. There would not be World War 3 but rather a struggle for power between the two superpower nations. It ends up into a nuclear showdown and it blasted the world into smittering bits.

I wish nuclear weapons would be ban.

[Fett One]

Granted but we are now defenseless against the aliens that plan on invading the earth next tuesday.

I wish we will never be invaded by aliens

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, we just get destroyed by another world war

I wish I could breath under water

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you don't look good with gills.

I wish I could breath under water without gills.

[Dark-San]

Granted. Hey, wait a minute!

*Slaps self on the head*

You do not have to make that wish anymore since you could already do it. Remember! You have blood relations with Aquaman, which means you already have some ability to breath underwater.

I wish Crazy Elf Boy could have Spiderman's power.

[Fett One]

Granted but he gets attacked by Venom, Dr. Octopus, and the Green Goblin within minutes of gaining the powers

I wish to have telekenitic powers

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you accidently move yourself into a wall after finding out you have no control over your new powers.

I wish I was good at accounting.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but eventually you become stressed because all the most difficult and long-winded tasks are given to you.

I wish computer programs worked always.

[Dark-San]

Granted. But then again even if it really works, you are still much in the dark on how the programming works since you have not studied C++ or Java before.

I wish Mikachu could kill a live chicken without hesitating.

[Fett One]

Granted but now that he can easily kill a chicken, he isn't afraid to go on to kill other creatures until one day he decides to start killing humans. Congratulation Dark-San, you just turned Mikachu into a murderer.

I wish to become a competent superhero, that doesn't wear a cape

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you'll get arrested for being naked in public.

I wish someone granted Fett One's wish with something that actually involves superheros.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it is a long boring speil that ends up in the destruction of this game

I wish for a wish were nothing can go wrong

[Fett One]

Granted, your wish is ignored so nothing happens

I wish for a million dollars, tax free, and the money is not stolen, it was acquired legally

[Dark-San]

Granted. I would mailed you a million dollar note in an instant. Oh wait, it should be 800 million dollars to be exact.

Here is your cash!

*Hands over cash*

And in case, you are wondering what is it with that note. You can followed up on reading it here.

I wish I could finished up watching the pile of animes, which my friends had lend to me.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, just look at the pile itself for a second.

I wish Russia never attacked Finland again.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but New Zealand decides to attack you instead

I wish I had more Doctor Who episodes to watch

[Dark-San]

Granted. But then, the broadcast station got blown off by terrorists, leaving you just watching the blank television screen.

I wish I had more leaves to play around with.

[Fett One]

Granted but they are poison ivy leaves so you endup getting very sick from playing in htem and ahve to stay indoors for an entire year

I wish to never age

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted you are now 17 for the rest of your life, never to be able to do anyone of the fun stuff

I wish our prime minister was better

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Thanks to your prime minister, Australia's economy improves considerably, unemployment is gone. He also does well outside the country, and has a sovereign solution to the problems in the Middle East. And he speaks to Pakistan and North Korea's leaders who completely forget theirt nuclear plans and even Russia, China and USA follow so there will be no nuclear weapons, never again. However, just then, aliens attack Earth and kidnap your beloved leader and that leads to a worldwide chaos because everyone's benefactor is gone.

I wish people realized that all the sites in the net aren't porn, I know one guy who thinks TPM is porn and noone moderates it. Perhaps he wasn't serious, though...

[Fett One]

Crazy Elf Boy, I'm 24 so why would I de-age?

Granted, there are no longer any websites for porn on the net. As a result you now have a mob hunting you down.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Uh yeh,

Granted.................................

I wish Fett One made a wish so I could grant it properly