Ok, I am not sure if anyone has ever done this before but I got the idea when I had a look at Weaseal Overlords webpage and noticed that she had written down some of her dreams there. So I thought well isn't that a great idea (sorry if I did steal your idea Weasel but I couldn't help it) Since I had a great deal of writers block lately I decided to record what happens so naturally in my dreams. I am sorry to anyone who might be offended in any of the events that do happen in my dreams, I do try to omit some of the more 18+ kinda of events that do happen. Also I would like feed back on some of the ones that I have becuase any of them might tunr into an actual fanfic who knows. Also if this doesn't agree with the moderators on the fact that they don't like it I can remove it for you. These stories might also give you insight on the weird screwed up would that is my life.
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Night of 8/12/07
It was really weird because at the start of the dream I was in this huge massive auditorium. I am guessing that it would sit around roughly 5000 people or more maybe 15,000 who knows. But the really weird thing is all the seats were kind of bunched together in rows forming a semicircular pattern rather then the standard straight rows. There were a few people I recognised in the rows in front of where I was sitting. One of them is one was in my Maths B class, he had the most spastic laugh ever it was quite funny actually (Just imagine the loudest laugh you have ever heard and multiply it by five, that was his normal laugh). Anyway half way through what ever we were sitting in these seats for he started just pissing himself laughing. Every one around me kept telling him to shut up because it always all ready hard enough to hear what was going on. But he continued laughing, so eventually I got up and punched him in the face. Then the ironic thing is everyone started to laugh back at him.
Then after the performance was done (I am not sure if it was a musical or a play, most likely a musical), there were these weird huge snails coming down the aisles. But they weren’t any snails they were all multicoloured and had weird eyes. I think by this time I was getting pretty bored in this dream so I thought.
“Who the hell doesn’t want to follow a multicoloured snail?”
So I started to follow the one that was closest to me and eventually as I got further down the aisle more and more snails joined the original one. To make it even more fun I decided to pick up a stick and start poking each one and seeing their reaction. After a while we came to a beach which was fairly rocky. The really strange thing is that on the beach there were the same chairs that were back in the auditorium, there were about 20 people sitting in these chairs just waiting for something spectacular to happen. I didn’t know what it was so I just sat myself down on a rock and watched out into the ocean. All of a sudden the multicoloured snails from before just started taking of their shells and I was like what the hell. So they all started to proceed into the water dragging their shells behind them. Then after about to minutes of waiting all the shells seemed to fly straight up out of the water, get up about 50 metres high then explode like fireworks. It was a pretty nice display too, with lots of colour and amusing shapes of the fire works.
Then for some strange reason I felt myself compelled to just dive into the water and see what was going on. As I was swimming I thought to myself that this water was unusually clear for sea water because I could see straight through it like glass. When I got to the point where the fireworks were originating from and looked down where all the snails were blowing into the shells then throwing them up. There were some snails who had lost their shells, these ones looked at me and made a funny noise as they all started to chase after me trying to bite me. So I started swimming for my life until I saw a giant building on the shoreline so I started to swim towards that. When I hit the shallows I started running hoping that the snails wouldn’t catch me, I ran into the building and shut the door behind me. I could hear the rabble of snails banging their heads on the door, making little bumps in the metal. I thought they were going to break through so I ran away, when I looked around the building I was in seemed to be some kind of huge factory with lots of conveyor belts and machines doing odd tasks. I started to make my way up all the conveyor belts trying not to step on the yellow and purple rocks that they were carrying. I managed to pull my self onto a platform the kind of looked like a skate ramp, but the odd thing was that every now and again both ends would swap places and you would get this rushing sensation and you would be whisked to the other side. After a while I started to get sick so I moved only it and accidentally fell onto a conveyor belt, I just laid back and saw where it took me. By some strange fluke of luck and randomness it went to the cafeteria and I am like sweet food. But another thing of randomness is that my family was their as well and my brother comes up to me and goes.
“Hey Steven, guess what?”
And I go “What?” in a sense of amazement. He reaches behind his back and pulls out this long black and white zebra striped snake.
“I think I will call him Gef” he added.
After this whole experience I was exhausted so it was good to go back home. When I returned to my house I went into my bedroom and had a lay down. But I started hearing weird noises coming from my brother’s room I snuck over to his door and looked in and he was sitting their in his bed with the snake and I could swear that the snake was talking to him. The worse part about this conversation was that Gef the talking snake was telling my brother to kill me. I quickly went back into my room and sat on my bed knowing that a snake had just told my brother to kill me, so right now I was really paranoid. So I lay in my bed till late at night thinking about my impending doom that was about to come and the fact that if I survived this ordeal that the snake was a goner. Anyway I heard the door handle creak slowly open as in the dark I saw a figure move over to my bed. I grabbed the pillow that was next to me and readied my hand on the light switch, when it was about 1 metre away from me I turned on the light and swung the pillow at my assailant. I looked down and it was my brother with a giant knife from the kitchen in his hand and Gef the snake seemed to be wrapped around his head as if it was controlling him. So I pinned him down into a police lock, Gef suddenly flew from my brothers head and tried to bit my neck I dodged it and ran out of the room and in to the lounge room which is the only door in the house that has a lock. So I sat there guarding the door until morning when I got up enough courage to go back outside again but I took the small stool and the lamp with me. I saw my brother sitting on a chair near the dinner table munching down on a bowl of cornflakes but still no sign of Gef. I walked into the computer room only to see to my amazement 5 gigantic cages filled with huge mice. I picked one up and it started talking to me let alone Gef being bad enough.
“Please don’t feed me to the nasty snake, please” then he ran away.
From under a cage I could hear “Damnit how many times did I have to say it I said I wanted the elephant mice, not these tiny little ones” It was Gef slowly crawling out from underneath it.
Our eyes meet each other and he leapt at me, he just missed me but I took this opportunity to pick up the stool and run outside. Gef followed me and when we were on the grass he leapt at me again, but this time I dodged again and when he landed on the grass I picked up the stool and slammed one of the legs behind its neck and slowly decapitated it. Then I started to hear music from behind me and it was my brother playing his guitar which got louder and louder until I was awoken from my dream by my brother playing “Sweet child of mine” on his guitar.
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So I would really like it if other people could give me feedback on this thread and I will see if I should go further with this idea.
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