1. Do you ever take much note of how many users are online?
As of lately, more and more. It's kind of eerie to be the only member active in a forum... Makes you think:
If I start posting now, will I hear an echo?
2. Do you ever spend any time in the 'who's online' segment of the forum? Why and for how long?
With 'segment', do you mean the part of the main page? If so yes, sometimes, to look for names I recognize.
3. Ever gotten the urge to PM somebody else just 'cause they're here?
Ah, no.
4. While we're on the subject, what's the state of your PMs?
Unread 0, Total 41.
5. Alright, give me an excuse. WHY AREN'T ANY OF YOU ONLINE RIGHT NOW?
Now, how can I possibly answer that question without coming online?
6. What are you wearing right now? (If you omit your underwear, I will be disappointed)
Glasses, underwear, inside footwear (forgot the name) and pyjama's. Detailed enough for ya? ... I think I'm also wearing some scars here and there, as well as the weight of the world on my shoulders...
7. Are you a kid of the 70s? 80s? 90s? 00s?
00s? Now isn't that kind of... improbable? Even if you would have meant the 00s of the previous century.
N-E-ways...: the 80s, but I still want to feel a kid today, too.
8. If you could do any one thing at all right now, what would it be?
Can't choose, so: go to the Pokémon world - make a lot of bucks - get rid of the horrendousness of work - extend free time to infinity.
9. What's the most expensive thing you've ever broken?
Gah... someone's heart? Well, I was responsible for some damage to the underside of our family car due to bad directions...
10. If I say duck, what do you think...
Daffy or Donald?