<Game> Twisted Wishes v.5 (M.A. LV)

[Dark-San]

Granted. I dug out your eyes while you were sleeping. You screamed in extreme pain, while being restrained by the ropes that were tied to you. Struggling is useless since the knots were dead- tied. While I was about to complete the entire implanting procedure, you died apparently due to blood loss.

I wish Inferno Dragon could survived that.

[Fett One]

Granted, he survives the operation but the implant causes him to die a few days later

I wish to be invunable

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted but if you wished to be Invunrable then you lucked out because you wished to be invunable

I wish people would spell things correctly

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but then this game wouldn't be much fun then.

I wish my Wii had a faster connection.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted. Now you can download updates faster, meaning faster viruses, meaning your wii gets broken faster than the speed of light.

I wish I had a big belly button. (don't ask, just something my pal invented)

[Fett One]

Granted but it becoems so big that you are unable to move because it is keeping you in place due to it's tremendous weight

I wish for a week off from work

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you don't get paid for and that is the week when you most need money.

I wish that it was Christmas Every Day (Lame I know, but no one has asked this wish and no one has twistfully granted it yet.)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/sh...nen#post325442

Granted, but it makes us realize my wish was lame, too.

I wish we had sweets for 4€ more often in our local shop instead of 6€.

[Dark-San]

Granted. The shop cuts the price to 4 Euros. It ended up making lesser profits and hence unable to sustain the fixed cost in the long term. In the end, the shop closes down. And you lost your only source of sweet around your place.

I wish there is not such a thing called inflation.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but now balloons and blimps can't work so no one can go hot air ballooning, no one can enjoy balloons on the birthday and we won't get an good coverage at the Super Bowl because the annual blimp is gone.

I wish I had thought my wish a little more over. (Sorry Mikachu Yukitatsu, should have read back a little more before making that wish.)

[Fett One]

Granted but you end up making an even stupider wish

I wish animals couldn't become extinct

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Now there live dinosaurs in our age. Unfortunately, you are eaten by a velociraptor.

I wish Inferno_Dragon realized that I accept his apology and that wish was loooong ago.

[Dark-San]

Granted. But then it was all in a short while that he will punched you in the face. The impact of that punch causes you to bleed on the nose and had bruises all over. It is a repayment in the 'Whacked' game that you have created, Mikachu.

I wish Mikachu would realised that there is a flaw in the Whacked Game on the last award, The Elusive Award. For example, if I posted my first post of the 'Whacked' topic in post #121, where the game is supposed to end. No one else would be able to lay their hands on me, hence enabling me to win that award.

[firepokemon]

Granted, although I'm not really sure what I granted to.

And I wish to resurrect this game again.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but it's a zombie now.

I wish all the TPMers were put in the same town and we could see what happens then.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but we would all get annoyed with either after a few weeks and want to kill each other (I know that is not true but go with me on this.)

I wish that that they would find good endings to the Simpsons and Power Rangers. (Those shows need to end soon.)

[Fett One]

Granted but the endings are so bad that the creators of the shows are hanged

I wish star wars fans and star trek fans could learn to get along

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but they both team up and kill all the pokemon fans

I wish I could have my office 2007 working

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you are granted an own office where you work for 2007 years.

I wish someone rated this reply.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, your reply has been rated by the RRCOC (the Reply Rating Company of Canada), but it was rated only 1 out of 1 Google (1 followed by 100 zeros) stars, meaning, your reply literally was nothing short of terrible, my Finnish friend.

I wish I could predict and twist wishes of the future like a super genius.

[firepokemon]

Granted, you get your wish but this has grave and dangerous consequences. You feel powerful at first, but then your head slowly but surely grows bigger. The genius dna in your brain is causing the brain to swell. Eventually, your head grows biggers and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger until your head is so huge, it explodes and you die. Be careful what you wish for

I wish Mao Asada of Japan wins ladies figure skating title.

[Fett One]

Granted but she loses the title after its discovered that she took performance enhancing drugs

I wish sports players didn't take steriods or any kind of enhancement drugs.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but we find out all players are taking them and so all sports teams are terrible and no one will ever want to watch or see another sport again.

I wish I had my own private movie theater.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but they show only your own private movies there.

I wish I really could twist wishes instead of just interprepting them wrong.

[Fett One]

Granted but you twist them in such a way that it leads to your death

I wish comic books cost less

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but since they cost less there not as good

I wish I had a better phone

[firepokemon]

Granted, you receive a phone that allows you to not only do the basics but also access the internet at super high speeds and the ability to have halographic 3d pictures however, there is a problem with all of that. You see the phone has a mind of its own. And slowly, but surely its hypnotizing you to do funny things. At first its pretty light and being smart to your mother, then it transcends to talking shit to girls but then finally, after the lightness is gone, it makes you climb the stairs of a 30 storey building and finally it tells you to jump. Your brain would usually say, "Well this is a stupid thing to do", but of course you are hypnotized. And then, finally, you jump.

I wish Miki Ando's injury gets better.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but during the match, it starts hurting again and it becomes more painful than before.

I wish upon a star.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the it falls on you

I wish stars would stop falling on people

[Fett One]

Granted, now people fall onto stars

I wish hockey games had more fights

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but then they would begin killing each other, and there would eventually be no more hockey.

I wish that the MLB and NBA didn't have their Toronto teams so that they both would be 100% American.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but now Toronto can never be a part of America. Even if USA declears war and Conquers the whole Canada, Toronto will always resist.

I wish I had a copyright to EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE gwaa haa haa

[firepokemon]

Granted, you have copyright to everything and thus you decide to license these copywrighted works. You get rich, very rich, so rich that eventually it eats you up and swallows. After years of meaningless greed, you get a heart attack and slowly slowly die.

I wish it would be warmer tomorrow.

[Fett One]

Granted. The temperature goes up to 160 degrees faranheit and kills anyone that doesn't ahve air conditioning

I wish everyone had air conditioning

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Everyone gets too much air conditioning, causing them to freeze themselves to death, possibly starting a new ice age.

I wish people would stop making wishes that when twisted, could result in major disaster, 'cause who knows what could happen someday?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but since they don't turn into major disasters people lose interest in this topic and TPM dies

I wish TPM would never die

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but this means TPMers doomed to post here forever. I didn't invent anything funnier this time.

I wish Hironobu Sakaguchi, Satoshi Tajiri, Shigeru Miyamoto and Hideo Kojima teamed up to create the greatest videogame ever.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. But rather like Beethoven's mythical tenth symphony, it kills anyone who plays it. And guess who the beta tester is?

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, instead you are now eternally hungry

I wish I could get a good nights sleep

[Fett One]

Granted. You get one goods night sleep and after that you have nothing but restless nights for the rest of your life

I wish to have Dr. Octopus mechincal arms