GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.8 (M.A. Zak)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunaely, Bizzaro Yugi came form Bizzaro world and tried to kill Blademaster

Fortunately, The good Yugi stopped him

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Crazy Elf Boy's Gemini Elf's 1900 attack stuck Blademaster hard, finishing him off before the good Yugi could save him.

Fortunately, Fett One played Premature Burial to revive that poor chap.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, a mistake caused red eyes black dragon to get revived instead of Blademaster

Fortunately, red eyes black dragon could be sacraficed to bring back Blademaster

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Someone played a card which destroyed Blademaster

Fortunately, I don't play Yugi-oh so I don't know what would have done it. Therefore Blademaster wasn't affected.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Crazy Elf Boy was lying through his teeth. He removed one light type and one dark type creature from the grave to out of play. Hence summoning the awesome Chaos Emperor Dragon. He activates its ability and blows up the entire arena, sending all cards INCLUDING Blademaster into the grave.

Fortunately Blademaster has another companion on the field, better known as Witch of the Black Forest and was able to summon out a creature with defense 2000 or less to his hand.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I don't lie, it was I who lead the story to Yu-Gi-Oh, and as you perhaps have noticed, I only read the first manga book and it had nothing to do with cards!

Fortunately, I was honest enough to tell this.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, people were made that you only read the first manga book

Fortunately, they all for gave you after an hour

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they started to chase down the streets with torchs and pitchforks after that one hour ended.

Fortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu had Godzilla to defend him.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I had to speak to Godzilla and my Japanese dictionaries were missing.

Fortunately, I have already improved my skills enough because I'll have to teach Japanese next year.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Godzilla now only want to speak in Spanish.

Fortunately, it turns out that you are fluent in Spanish as well.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, I hit Mikachu on the head. It turns out to be a success and Mikachu soon forgotten everything about foreign languages.

Fortunately, he still knows how to communicate in Finnish only.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he only knew 10 words in finnish

Fortunately, he was able to easily learn the rest of the finnish language

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately the Norwegians began to participate in whaling.

Fortunately New Zealand Green party protested.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately for the New Zealanders to protest on site, they would have to travel up from the Oceania all the way to the European continent. They had not only have to brave the unpredictable sea weather but also the pirates from the Malacca Strait as well as International boundaries law.

Fortunately, they gave it all up after a last minute held sensible meeting.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, because or this, Norway had no resistance then.

Fortunately, whaling had actually a postive effect on marine animal population.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it had a negative effect on whale populations

Fortunately, no one cared

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, I cared.

Fortunately, I was easily persuaded to not care after being given a PS3.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, it was a made in China set and the system went bust after you just on it. What a pity! After all the effort to get it goes down the drain.

Fortunately, I am able to repair it for you.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he couldn't afford to pay you

Fortunately, you offered to do it for free

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, due to part price rises he wasn't able to do the entire thing for no money

Fortunately, I was able to chip in for the extra parts

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he didn't have enough to do that.

Fortunately, Bill Gates decided to chip in enough money.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Bill Gates only offered to do it if you agreed to sell him the soul of your first child

Fortunately, you decided to not have kids

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, you got drunk and had sex with someone you shoudln't have.

Fortunately it wasn't you so who cares.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it was you really so it mattered.

Fortunately, this was all a bad dream so the events that occurred in the previous posts NEVER happened.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he dream will haunt him for the rest of his life

Fortunately, he got a psychic to remove teh memory from his mind

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the memories return the night after and haunted Inferno Dragon.

Fortunately, a hypnotist should be able to take care of that mental problem for you.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the hypnotists was a fraud.

Fortunately, Gilderoy Lockheart used a spell to wipe out all of my bad memories.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the spell backfired causing him to wiping his own memory

Fortunately, you thought this was funny

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Lockheart wouldn't have found it funny.

Fortunately, he actually found it funny because he had lost his memory.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he didn't find it that funny after he remembered that some other kid caused his memory to go away.

Fortunately, you were able to plant new memories in his mind.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they were the memories of an old lady

Fortunately, Lockheart liked thinking he was an old lady

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Lockheart then thought he had a cancer.

Fortunately, he wasn't right because this was a false memory.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he did have cancer even though it was a false memory.

Fortunately, the wizards at St. Mungos had a excellent cure for cancer that was unknown to the muggles.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the cure involved killing muggles

Fortunately, Lockhart didn't want to kill any muggles

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, we are now back in thinking he had an uncurable cancer again.

Fortunately, Lockheart had some good ideas how to spend the rest few days of his life.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he forgot the ideas all ready.

Fortunately, he had them written down.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, someone stole the paper it was written on

Fortunately, he had a backup copy

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, it was stored in his own private personal computer and someone had hacked into the PC, in the process reformatted his entire hard drive.

Fortunately, Lockheart was able to bring back the PC to its original state before it had been formatted.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately the PC had a total recall of what an arsehole Lockheart was, so Lockheart was killed.

Fortunately, the PC was able to retrieve Lockheart's DNA.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, resurrecting Lockheart wasn't accepted by many people because they thought the PC would function as a god.

Fortunately, it wasn't a person who played god, it was a PC.