Hehe DT, you're lucky you didn't ask Becca that, she'd get offended easily at such a question (no joke!)
By "do you have" you mean "have I had", I presume. Right now I HAVE zero.
Also I'll assume you mean offline, then 3 (this is counting the one that was online that I had later met offline). Online relationships are silly now, sometimes I wonder why I did it. Though guess I learned from it. Three of them go here and one is actually playing this game. I know I'm not counting online ones, but since they deserve credit and probably will read this I'll name them: Sam (CM), Katie, Ash. And Kayla was the one that was both. I'd kinda be an asshole to answer this question without at least mentioning Sam, even though it was online and years ago.
For the record, here are all my relationships that aren't online or one night stands.
Not gonna mention names (except for the one you guys know), and instead of going in chronological order I'll say the easiest to talk about.
-The one most of you probably know that was both online and offline is here. She mods OA, and she's probably not gonna read this unless some asshole links her to it, but in case that does happen, hi, I'll try to be civil here. Split up mostly cause of distance. There were other reasons, but I'll leave it at that. Hey, at least I didn't avoid the whole question. But anyone who wants to know more, PM me (most people wouldn't have the audacity to even say that).
-Dunno what to call this since it was kinda one-sided from the start, back in seventh grade. In short, she was kinda using me and had planned to leave me all along. As hot as she was, most guys would probably think it's worth it to let someone like that use you just so you could have the status of being in a relationship with her and maybe a little action, but it's totally not. Out of everyone in my life I have ever met, she's probably the one who I'd have no sympathy if she got a combination of leprosy and cancer.
-This girl in Israel. Not last year, but way back when I lived there. I think the reasons are pretty obvious. I was actually thinking of visiting her last year, but it would have been awkward. Plus, I think she moved to Phildelphia or something.
Okay, glad that's over.
Clark (as in ACE135CC), ToD?