[GAME] Truth Or Dare!! (poss. Adult Content) (m.p. TML)

[Magmar]

I dare you to write a 600 to 700 word fanfic about one of the active moderators of the Fanfic forum, that moderator being the central character: a retard with magical powers and a serious, uncontrollable case of Tourettes. You must incorporate an execution scene, a llama, an African princess, and the phrase "Tits on rye". This must be posted in the next 48 hours in the Fanfic forum and on one other active Pokemon message board. You must keep the name of the moderator, and may incorporate any two other TPM members except yourself and me into the story. You must title the thread: "Retards on Ice".

[Heald]

Consider it done. The results will be posted within 48 hours.

In the meantime, I ask Dark-San: truth or dare?

[Dark-San]

Dare!

I would go for anything else; except a demand that prohibits me from watching anime for a week.

[darktyranitar]

Hey, can I join in as well?

[Bulbasaur4]

Oh this is going to be hilarious... XD

[Blademaster]

Not to be a killjoy, but can we put a limit on the sign-ups? I've never seen a version of this game where people can just show up whenever while the game's going on and start playing.

[Magmar]

Not to be a killjoy, but can we put a limit on the sign-ups? I've never seen a version of this game where people can just show up whenever while the game's going on and start playing.

Why not?

[Heald]

Okay Dark-San, I have no idea what your drawing skills are like, but draw two of your favourite anime characters having a battle, preferably incorporating a cabbage. Doesn't have to be good, but it should be recognisable. Can be hand-drawn or in MS paint. Extra credit for making it an animated gif. Please submit this to the Fanart forum within the next 48 hours.

Also, darkytyranitar is in. I don't really see a need to put a limit on sign-ups...I'm putting how many truths and dares people have done next to their names to ensure people get a fair number for turns.

Also, can we refrain from naming the green forum? You-Know-Who might be lurking.

[Dark-San]

Argh! you hit the nail, Heald. >.<;

You are talking to a person whose last prior experience in drawing stretches some odd nine years ago.

I will have it done within an hour or so to post it up. But mind you, don't laugh if it comes out a mess. These days I am reduced to drawing stick men.

Edit*~ Faiz, you are next up in my list!

Truth or Dare?

[Toxicity]

Lulzkiller.

Also, you forgot who you were giving the next turn to!

[darktyranitar]

Cool, I'm in! Thanks, Heald.


Oh, already in the game eh? Alright...

I pick Truth.

[Zak]

Also, can we refrain from naming the green forum? You-Know-Who might be lurking.

I'm pretty sure he doesn't care anymore. But if the tiny chance he does, what's he going to do? Troll this thread? I'd say it's not as much of an issue now.

[Dark-San]

Okay Dark-San, I have no idea what your drawing skills are like, but draw two of your favourite anime characters having a battle, preferably incorporating a cabbage. Doesn't have to be good, but it should be recognisable. Can be hand-drawn or in MS paint. Extra credit for making it an animated gif. Please submit this to the Fanart forum within the next 48 hours.

I do not know who from SPP is lurking around here. But if the person is here to troll this thread, you will know that the mods here, ain't stupid to let him do that. He could try but he will know that he would be earning one- way no return ticket to banland for sure. ^.^

Okay, here is my topic posted. The picture is hand-drawn and it was done within an hour.

As for Faiz, you spoiled the fun by choosing the truth.

Okay here is my question.

You do remember my poll on the seven deadly sins that man is capable of performing. Of these seven sins and seven virtues, do assigned them to any TPMers, who you think best describes and why?

[Heald]

Dare done.

Green forum version

TPM Version

[Magmar]

Well done, Heald!!

[darktyranitar]

lol at Heald's fic. Wicked.

Right, I have to resort to the search button in finding the answer... Anyway, here it goes:

Seven deadly sins
Seven ways to win
...and seven TPMers

Lust: Mega Horny. The name says it all
Gluttony: firepokemon, since I could relate him with deleted posts/spams, and deleted posts/spams = posts wasted = gluttony. So... yeah.
Wrath: Blademaster. I tell ya, don't mess with him, man. Don't ****ing mess with him...
Sloth: mr_pikachu (procrastination). For more information, take a peek at the Twisted Wishes game, version 3.0 (yessir, he wished he didn't procrastinate so much; and he wished for it twice, too)
Pride: I think Roy Karrde deserve this category for his constant nagging on his RPGs (most of the time). The way I see it, he see his RPG as mainly his possession, in which he owns the plot, and has the right to nag everyone else to post in ASAP, no matter whatever it is that they are doing... Oh, and CotR2 artistic clash, anyone?
Envy: A tough one... I ponder on this long and hard, and after a mild headache, the only name I could come up with is Houndoom_lover. Why? Because, um... um... okay, I have no idea why I chose her, okay? Brain's neardly died thinking for this particular category... forgive me.
Greed: Little_Pikachu. Power hungry, iron-fist ruler... fits the criteria, IMO.

Yeap, that's it... and, uh, spare those death threat, guys ^^;;


Next up... Zak, I ask you this: Truth or Dare?

[Houndoom_Lover]

Because I'm jelous of each and everyone of you, and plot to kill you all in your sleep and steal your things! ^.^ Plus, I look jiggy jammin' in short shorts!

[Zak]

I'm kinda sleepy right now... so truth.

[darktyranitar]

Okay:

So far, how many girlfriends do you have (including those you broke up with)? Give us a brief story on how you met her (or them, if there is more than one), and (if it applies) why did you break up with her/them.

[Zak]

Hehe DT, you're lucky you didn't ask Becca that, she'd get offended easily at such a question (no joke!)

By "do you have" you mean "have I had", I presume. Right now I HAVE zero.

Also I'll assume you mean offline, then 3 (this is counting the one that was online that I had later met offline). Online relationships are silly now, sometimes I wonder why I did it. Though guess I learned from it. Three of them go here and one is actually playing this game. I know I'm not counting online ones, but since they deserve credit and probably will read this I'll name them: Sam (CM), Katie, Ash. And Kayla was the one that was both. I'd kinda be an asshole to answer this question without at least mentioning Sam, even though it was online and years ago.
For the record, here are all my relationships that aren't online or one night stands.


Not gonna mention names (except for the one you guys know), and instead of going in chronological order I'll say the easiest to talk about.

-The one most of you probably know that was both online and offline is here. She mods OA, and she's probably not gonna read this unless some asshole links her to it, but in case that does happen, hi, I'll try to be civil here. Split up mostly cause of distance. There were other reasons, but I'll leave it at that. Hey, at least I didn't avoid the whole question. But anyone who wants to know more, PM me (most people wouldn't have the audacity to even say that).

-Dunno what to call this since it was kinda one-sided from the start, back in seventh grade. In short, she was kinda using me and had planned to leave me all along. As hot as she was, most guys would probably think it's worth it to let someone like that use you just so you could have the status of being in a relationship with her and maybe a little action, but it's totally not. Out of everyone in my life I have ever met, she's probably the one who I'd have no sympathy if she got a combination of leprosy and cancer.

-This girl in Israel. Not last year, but way back when I lived there. I think the reasons are pretty obvious. I was actually thinking of visiting her last year, but it would have been awkward. Plus, I think she moved to Phildelphia or something.


Okay, glad that's over.

Clark (as in ACE135CC), ToD?

[Clark]

I'll take a truth. Oh my I want to post juicy infoz.

[Zak]

Right... okay, not an original question I know, but should be an interesting answer if it indeed is the truth.

I don't think there is a rule against asking a question similar to the one you were just asked. So what is the most amount of online girlfriends you have had here AT ONE TIME? If you can remember... when exactly was it and name them all.

[Clark]

lol hmm...
well I can't exactly remember all of the ones I had..but from what I recall off the top of my head, 2. Not exactly when it was, but sometime when I was active here, probably sometime 2003. Both of their names were Ashley(one of them the girl that laid kainashi, not sure the other). But yea, thats the only time I can remember. There were others, but can't remember.

Edit: oh yea...sam(crystal mew) ToD?

[Dark-San]

My guess is that Clark might have to choose another target since the 48 hours deadline would be up soon.

[Zak]

Come on Sam, don't be a flake!

[Crystal Mew]

TRUTH.....

[Clark]

aww everyone wanted to see you na.....anyways..

sam. out of all the females on tpm, which one do you find most attractive enough that you would make out with her?

[Crystal Mew]

I dont think I could ever find some girl SOOOOO attractive that I'd make out with her, cause I just dont lean that way...but.

I think katie is the prettiest!!!


oook so. hondoom lover, ToD??

[Houndoom_Lover]

Oh!! Meeeeee? Well, hmm, Dare means I hafta do stuff, and I'm feeling pretty lazy, so I'll pick...

Truth this round!

[Crystal Mew]

Hm. Ok, what is a secret you've never told anyone? either online or real life, whatever you think. I'm pretty sure everyone has secrets in both areas.

my question is so middle school. lmao

[Houndoom_Lover]

Oh, phew! *whips my brow* My little heart beat sped up as it loaded...Hmm, a secret I never shared with anyone...*puts on a thinking face*

My! This is a hardy, actually. There's always someone to tell something too...

I...oh...-.0 I have one, I really enjoy fashion magzines, Galmor (sp?) is my fave. Like, I get Teenvogue- if my friends found out, they'd never shut up. And I never told the internet that, I don't think!

The world knows now!

Now...who to tramatise *looks at the main page*

shinypkmnchaser, you looked lonely!

*drumroll*[announcer voice] TRUTH...OR-DAAAAAARE?[/announcer voice]

[Shadow Wolf]

Sorry for not appearing, but I got very sick this week (I'm still sick, but not as badly as two days ago)

Well, if I still apply, then I'll take a Dare

[Houndoom_Lover]

It best apply, because I dare you to make your front...*debating* raaainbow colour for a week! ^_^ That's right! Each letter a different colour of the raaaainbow!

[Shadow Wolf]

That'll be seven colors, if I'm not mistaken.

I believe everyone was picked, so...

Blade, ToD

[Houndoom_Lover]

Whoot! That's right~ ^.^ How pretty!!!!

[Heald]

For the record, I'm going to stop keeping records. Even this one.

[Blademaster]

Me again, eh?

Well, since I already tried for a dare and it annoyed me to no end...

Dare.

[Shadow Wolf]

God, have mercy of my soul!

"In the dare, you must send a love-letter to a TPM girl. You can choose the girl, as long as she is a TPM member. The answer of the girl is optional, and of course, a "PS" should be added saying that it's all part of this game so that the one who runs into trouble would be the person who dared you to this."

[Heald]

I bet that took a while.

[Blademaster]

Sweet. I'll send it to Suzie.