Yo dude, I'll take you on! That's if we can get a ref, lol.
I choose my as-of-yet-unused male Grotle, Pelagia. Lets do this thing!![]()
You choose, I attack
1 out at a time
DQ: 1 week
Arena: A meadow that is half weeds, half dirt.
Last edited by Steve_Candy; 7th February 2008 at 06:52 PM. Reason: To change the title
Yo dude, I'll take you on! That's if we can get a ref, lol.
I choose my as-of-yet-unused male Grotle, Pelagia. Lets do this thing!![]()
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
I choose Aerodactyl (F) Caroline.
Use Wing Attack to start off with. Then a Fire Fang. Finish with a Supersonic.
Wing Attack-Fire Fang-Supersonic
o.O Weasie and Stevie!!!!
You know what I do. If u 2 styl wun dis batl, den alrt mez, K?![]()
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Ahahaha, DL you're amazing! Still wanna battle, Steve-boy? I'll post my attacks as soon as we get confirmation that you still wanna. ^_^
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
I still want to battle. Let's do this!
[Um, before we start, I'd like to ban a few moves, if that's alright with you? Toxic, Rest, Recover, gender-attracting moves and Selfdestruct/Explosion, thankyakindly. ^_^]
Righteo Pelagia, since he's taking the weaknesses route, we can only stave him off for as long as possible, eh? Start things off with a nice Iron Tail as she comes in for the attack! Clout her right round her big snout, heh. Then use a quick Double Team to evade that Fang, then finally, use Withdraw, tuck your head and ears firmly in so that you don't get confused.
~Iron Tail ~Double Team ~Withdraw
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
Battle yay!
===Rules===
2 v 2
I'll send out first, you attack first
One week DQ
Banned: Toxic, Rest, Recover, gender-attracting moves and Selfdestruct/Explosion
Meadow Half Weeds, half dirt
===Battlers===
Steve Candy
Aerodactyl, Caroline F
100/100
Party party
Wing Attack~Fire Fang~SuperSonic
Weasel Overlord
Pelagia, Grotle M
100/100
Hoo hah!
Iron Tail~Double Team~Withdraw
===Round 1===
*sigh* Talk about your fixer-upper. DL here, in a badly maintained meadow. Nature must not like this area. Not like my presence here means its gonna get better..as we all know when you see me, there's a battle!
Steve over to my left, is using an Aerodactyl, who seems quite ready. Over to my right, Weasie releases a Grotle, which wags its tail happily.
In no time at all, orders are thrown out and the Pokemon clash. Caroline sweeps low, slashing the back of Pelagia with her Wing. In a mimicked motion, Pelagia manages to slam her rear upon the same wing, only her butt seems to have been encased in metal. Caroline screams in pain, her wing is bruised sorely.
Caroline -5E/-11H ==///== Pelagia -6E/-11H
Keeping the close quarters combat going, Caroline sinks her teeth into Pelagia's underbelly, as a flash of Fire can be seen erupting from her jaws. Pelagia, who's still sitting on her wing-is thrown off. Stopping his bounce, He manages to pull off a quick illusion, leaving three Grotles when there was one.
Caroline -5E ==///== Peg -3E/-9H 3 clones
Hurt from the hot bite, Peg licks his stomach. Caroline takes the lapse in concentration to shoot waves of confusion at the three competitors. The Grotle to the right is hit the most however, seems unaffected. As such, the trio merely hunker down in the weedy area, bolstering their defenses amisdt weak, yet still living grass and dirt
Caroline -4E ==///== Peg: -3E
===Stats===
Steve Candy
Aerodactyl, Caroline F
89/86
Wing hurts like heck!
Weasel Overlord
Pelagia, Grotle M
80/88
+1 Def
3 clones still
Weasie
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Sugar! So sorry everyone! I had my boyf staying over for aaages and I just lost contact with ASB and everything! Right, anyway. On with the battle, if you wanna continue?
Pelagia, don't worry! We can beat that flying thingy, no matter what the advantage he may have on us. Stay cool, that's the key. Start things off this turn with, hm, a Flash methinks. Blind her good! Then use a Grass Knot to wrestle her from the sky, and finish off with a nice Iron Tail!
~Flash ~Grass Knot (to pull from the sky) ~Iron Tail
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
Use Agility to start out with. Then Fly away from the grass knot try to strike before he uses iron tail.
Agility~Fly
Battle yay!
===Rules===
2 v 2
I'll send out first, you attack first
One week DQ
Banned: Toxic, Rest, Recover, gender-attracting moves and Selfdestruct/Explosion
Meadow Half Weeds, half dirt
===Battlers===
Steve Candy
Aerodactyl, Caroline F
89/86
Wing hurts like heck!
Agility~Fly
Weasel Overlord
Pelagia, Grotle M
80/88
+1 Def
3 clones still
Flash ~Grass Knot (to pull from the sky) ~Iron Tail
===Round 2===
With the grassland still looking dilapidated, Pegalia decides this match needs to move to greener pastures. As Caroline soars in for what seems to be a hard hitting swoop, the Grotle causes an irritating Flash to disorient the avian predator! Carol swoops up and around totally shaken by that. In fact, sher totally speeds up to try and get out of the blind radius! And ..
WHOA! *duck* Her Agility must have risen after pulling that chopping-my-head-off-oh-just-joking-manuvear!
Caroline: -4E +1 Spd ==///== Pelagia: -4E
Taking a look at the warily cautious bird, Pegalia watched its flight path. Caroline was trying to spot the grass type, but now with her eyes all messed, making it out was tougher than it seemed. Fine. She's have to make a break for it. Quick as a shot, she flew skyward, but suddenly felt a tug on her tail. However, her heightened speed allowed her to rip the Grass that had unfortunatly Knotted her tail right out of the ground, so she could Fly free.
Caroline -2E ==///== Peg -5E
Drat. While she was skyward, Pegalia trotted over a bit, to try ad be ready for her descent. Her body glowed metallic silver, and just as she though, Caroline made a direct beelie for her...
..maybe.
Caroline screech was formidable, but it looks like she was divebombing to the left...toward that bush..
..Oh man..she was. Pegalia kept her focus, but turned her head as Caroline went in for the attack..
..and then the crash...
followed by rolls..
screams of pain...
babies dying...
it was ugly...
and to top it off, once Caroline stopped moving, Pegalia was there to knock her out with a nice heavy Iron Tail to the chest. Ow...
Caroline -5E/-21H* ==///== Peg: -6E
===Stats===
Steve Candy
Aerodactyl, Caroline F
68/75
...@_@
Spd +1
Weasel Overlord
Pelagia, Grotle M
80/73
+1 Def
3 clones still
Steve
*Flying into the ground=11 due to heightened speed.
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Just Fire Fang over and over again.
Fire Fang x3
Start with another Flash Pelagia! Make her good and blind! Then use a Giga Drain, and finally, finish off with a Sand Tomb to trap her where she is and lower visibility even further!
~Flash ~Giga Drain ~Sand Tomb
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
Battle yay!
===Rules===
2 v 2
I'll send out first, you attack first
One week DQ
Banned: Toxic, Rest, Recover, gender-attracting moves and Selfdestruct/Explosion
Meadow Half Weeds, half dirt
===Battlers===
Steve Candy
Aerodactyl, Caroline F
68/75
...@_@
Spd +1
Fire Fang x 3
Weasel Overlord
Pelagia, Grotle M
80/73
+1 Def
3 clones still
Flash ~Giga Drain~Sand Tomb
===Round 3===
Holding down his positioning, Pelagia tries to summon another bright Flash of light. However, as the non concussive force shimmers free from Pelagia's body, a searing series of bites alight her back! Clones evaporate as Caroline's Fire Fang was successful
Flames ignited the poor grass type, and he scampered back, as Caroline cawed in dismay as there was no positive ID yet again
Caroline: -5E -1 Acc ==///== Pelagia: -4E/-9H
Unhappy with this, Caroline kept her eyes shut, still getting used the psychadelic show. Hearing was her next best bet, and with wings out, she walked forward, awkwardly. It felt warm all of a sudden and her jaws began to widen.
Thinking she got the general area of Pelagia, she quickly flew up..and reversed direction, diving at what she believed was Pelagia behind her.
A total miss, embers flying free of her mouth. Standing back up, Caroline felt the warmth evaporate, and so did some strength. Weird..
Caroline -5E/-8H ==///== Peg -7E/+4H
A bit peeved at her miss, Caroline opened her still floaty eyes, to see swirls of green and brown everywhere. Stepping forward cautiously, she looked left and right, but it was still hard to make sense of anything. Fearing the worst, she flew up, to try and gain an aerial perspective.
Pelagia hissed in disapproval, as his Sand Tomb was just beginning, but for some reason, the ground was unable to reach up and snag the flier! Be that as it may, Caroline swooped down some feet away, this time curving up as she missed yet again.
Caroline -5E ==///== Peg: -5E
===Stats===
Steve Candy
Aerodactyl, Caroline F
60/60
Stop blinding me!!!!!!!!!
Spd +1 Acc -2
Weasel Overlord
Pelagia, Grotle M
75/60
+1 Def
Weesy!
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Good gosh, DL, you update so fast that I don't even notice the post! Not that I'm saying stop, mind, lol! Keep up the good work, dude!
Right Pelagia, we did nicely in the last round, let's keep it up, eh? Start things off with a nice big Leaf Storm to either blow her out of the air or stop her seeing even more. Then use a Grass Knot to yank her from the sky (if she's still flying, if she's not, just use it to attack) and finish up with a Superpower, I think.
~Leaf Storm ~Grass Knot (pull from sky or just attack if she's on the floor already) ~Superpower
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
Start out with a Flamethrower. Then Fly.
Flamethrower~Fly
Battle yay!
===Rules===
2 v 2
I'll send out first, you attack first
One week DQ
Banned: Toxic, Rest, Recover, gender-attracting moves and Selfdestruct/Explosion
Meadow Half Weeds, half dirt
===Battlers===
Steve Candy
Aerodactyl, Caroline F
60/60
Stop blinding me!!!!!!!!!
Spd +1 Acc -2
Flamethrower~Fly
Weasel Overlord
Pelagia, Grotle M
75/60
+1 Def
Leaf Storm ~Grass Knot ~Superpower
===Round 4===
Caroline was floating around aimlessly for the moment, as she tried to get her sight back. Pelagia tried to take advantage of this, by conjuring up a massive arsenal of dead weeds and fresher leaves from faraway trees. Carline felt the air underneath her wings suddenly change, and before she knew it, she was i a whirlwind of Leaves and strong storm like gusts that threw her left and right. At the end of the Storm, she crashed into the ground, obviously pained.
Enraged, Caroline cocked open her jaw,and began to spin around, releasing a hefty stream of flame to try and incinerate anything in her vicinity. Unfortunately, Pelagia was nearby! The Pokemon cried out in pain-allowing Caroline to lock in on what direction her opponent was finally!
Caroline: -8E/-15H ==///== Pelagia: -12E/-13H -2 Sp Atk
Eyes were able to make out the funky shape of Pelagia finally. With that knowledge, Caroline began to Fly upward. She shot skyward, so fast that Pelagia's attempt to Knot her wings failed, as the grass stalks couldn't grow from this weakened earthen state fast enough.
Caroline -3E ==///== Pelagia: -6E
Unnerved at her miss, Pelagia began to glow in place. Even as Caroline ear-splitting screech shattered the sky, she stood her ground. Caroline however, was able to see enough to spot the flashing ball of light, and dove right for it. Pelagia and Caroline soon turned into a tumbling mass of rock and grass, well at least for a moment, before Caroline went spiraling skyward on a large orb of pure Powerful energy. Pelagia lied on her side, breathing heavily after charging such an attack for so long.
Caroline -4E/-11H ==///== Peg: -10H/-13H -1 Atk + Def
===Stats===
Steve Candy
Aerodactyl, Caroline F
34/45
It's coming back!
Spd +1 Acc -.5 (if possible...)
Weasel Overlord
Pelagia, Grotle M
49/32
Ow, yeah lets go for ow
-1 Atk, -2 Sp Atk
Stevie!!
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Flamethrower first. Then Fire Fang twice.
Flamethrower~Fire Fang x2
Righteo Pelagia, start off with a trusty Flash! Lower her accuracy again, and hopefully you can dodge those damned fire moves! Then follow up with a Double Team and finally, use a Secret Power!
~Flash ~Double Team ~Secret Power
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
Battle yay!
===Rules===
2 v 2
I'll send out first, you attack first
One week DQ
Banned: Toxic, Rest, Recover, gender-attracting moves and Selfdestruct/Explosion
Meadow Half Weeds, half dirt
===Battlers===
Steve Candy
Aerodactyl, Caroline F
34/45
It's coming back!
Spd +1 Acc -.5 (if possible...)
Flamethrower~Fire Fang x2
Weasel Overlord
Pelagia, Grotle M
49/32
Ow, yeah lets go for ow
-1 Atk, -2 Sp Atk
Flash~Double Team ~Secret Power
===Round 5===
Pegalia righted herself almost immediately, and began to unleash a brilliant flash of light in the area. A annoyed screech reached the air once more, but Pegalia seemed to be the one screeching. As the Flash subsided, we soon spot Pegalia running around on fire. Caroline was over to the right, hovering directly over Pegalia, high enough to not be harmed too much by the incoming Flash.
Caroline: -8E Stop Flashing >O!!! -.5 Acc ==///== Pegalia: 4E/-12H
Eyes still trying to fully heal. Caroline still attempted her attack. Diving straight down, Jaws opened, and bared fiery fangs, ready to incinerate. The grass Pokemon bounced forward slowly, before splitting into a few forms of herself. Just in time too, as Caroline shredded through a clone like it was leftovers at Thanksgiving.
Caroline -5E ==///== Pelagia: -4E 2 clones left
With no real idea of where Pegalia was, Caroline surged to the left, tackling something and sinking her jaws in! Success! Pegalia freaked out and struggled to free herself from those clamp like jaws. When brute strength would not work, she tried her last command, and conjured up a powerful ball of energy to smash into Caroline's face. Caroline backed off, rubbing her snout.
And just like that, Caroline turned around, glaring at...me?
Caroline -5E/-3H ==///== Peg: -5E/-9H
===Stats===
Steve Candy
Aerodactyl, Caroline F
31/27
Gone but still holding out!..
Confused
Spd +1 Acc -1
Weasel Overlord
Pelagia, Grotle M
28/19
Pained, but still surviving.
-1 Atk, -2 Sp Atk
Weezy!!!
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Just wanted to let everyone know I collected my points from winning this match due to DQ. Sorry if I'm not allowed to do that.
o.O! Ne? Hrm. Dun think Weesy will be happy, but rules are rules.Alright then, wait, did she post in the Absence Tower?
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
She did. But she has been gone over a week since when she said she would be back so I assume I still get the points.
Na, that was a while ago, she posted after that. Ne, a DQ's a DQ.
Steve gets 2 points
Weasel gets 1 point
DL gets 2 points.
Well, on the bright side...this does free up room on my queue. Speaking of, time to do some spring cleaning. Too many matches hanging now.
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.