GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.9 (M.A. Zak)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, some other TPMers minded.

Fortunately, others found it fun.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the ones that didn't sent you death threats

Fortunately, they don't know where you live

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, someone gave them a map

Fortunately, it was written in Finish

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it still covered the whole Finland and had the words 'Mikachu Yukitatsu' and a big cross.

Fortunately, Mikachu had enough time to escape to Australia!

[Heald]

Unfortunately, Australia is a giant backwards cesspool.

Fortunately, Fiji isn't too far away.

Also, when did I stop getting credited as the original creator of the game? Goddammit!

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Fiji wasn't excepting anyone into the country

Fortunately, it was only temporary

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this meant he had to go somewhere else for a couple of days

Fortunately, he had some friends to stay with

(Australia is not a backwards cesspool thank you very much)

[shazza]

Unfortunately, his friends were only imaginary.

Fortunately, he saw a hotel.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the hotel was infested with bugs, some of the guests stank and it was an unpleasant time to be had.

Fortunately, this guy just happened to be stinky, and combined with slutty hoes, he fit well in. More fortunate, the rooms full of banging noises and dirty men and slutty ladies mean't everyone there was carrying the HIV virus.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, HIV is very bad for you

Fortunately, some scientists came up with a miracle cure

[shazza]

Unfortunately, the cure gives you cancer.

Fortunately, nobody knows this and ignorance is bliss.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, someone found out

Fortunately, the person knew how to tell people withou causing a panic

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, there is always one crazy person that ruins it for everyone

Fortunately, No one believes them anyway

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Crazy Elf Boy's username tells he is crazy, too.

Fortunately, as he said, nobody believes that kind of people.

[Heald]

Unfortunately, the newly elected President of the World has just been certified as crazy.

Fortunately, his credibility will deteriorate the longer his reign continues.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, this has allowed chaos and a revolution forms putting all the nobles back to being peasants.

Fortunately, Rule Healdtannia takes over the world.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he died on his first day

Fortunately, his best friend took over

[shazza]

Unfortunately, his best friend was not up to scratch as Heald.

Fortunately, he is undergoing training to improve.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it was Ash Ketchum who trained him.

Fortunately, Ash's mother was proud of that.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Prof. Oak wasn't proud

Fortunately, Prof. Oak eventually came around

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he killed himself because he couldn't take the strain of it

Fortunately, they found someone else

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it was professor Akihabara. Heald's friend was thrown in the computer world and an anti-virus software mistook him for a virus.

Fortunately, anti-virus missiles didn't bring epileptic seizures this time.

(I'm referring to 'Electric Soldier Porygon' here)

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the missles killed Heald's friend

Fortunately, since it was virtually reality, he didn't really die. He was simply returned to the real world

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, When he returned to the real world he was bombed by angry people for giving their kids seizures

Fortunately, he hid in his bunker

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the parents whose kids had had seizures couldn't have their revenge now.

Fortunately, they got some videogames to work off their anger.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, one of them went on a killing spree and blamed the games.

Fortunately, the Teletubbies video game he had played was absolved of blame.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the game was taken of the market

Fortunately, no one cared

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the Teletubbies fans cared

Fortunately, they were only a minority

[shazza]

Unfortunately, they are a strong dominant and scary minority.... like feminists.

Fortunately, they weren't feminists.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they tried to enlist the help of the feminists

Fortunately, the feminists didn't care about their plight

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Tinky-Winky stole Po's Tubby Custard!

Fortunately, Teletubbies knew what to do to solve the quarrel.

[shazza]

Unfortunately, the feminists kidnapped the Teletubbies.

Fortunately, the Teletubbies had a plan to escape.

[Master of Paradox]

Unfortunately, the feminists had figured it out before they could act on it.

Fortunately, the insane people came to the aid of the Teletubbies.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, there plan was so insane that it probably wouldn't work

Fortunately, it did work

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the Teletubbies had no where to go once they were free

Fortunately, they enjoyed having no where to go

[shazza]

Unfortunately, despite their enjoyment they were cold and hungry.

Fortunately, they robbed a liquor store.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they got drunk and caused a lot of havoc in town

Fortunately, they weren't blamed

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, some videogame characters were blamed.

Fortunately, this way, Dr. Boskonovitch from Tekken finally realized that drinking was bad for the health.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately this resulted in the destruction of fighter video games sending children, teens and many adults everywhere screaming and crying because they had no more fighter video games.

Fortunately those who believe so much in the theory of Media effects thought this was great as now there would be no more fighting because they think video games prime people to fight.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, people still got into fights which proved to those people that video games don't make people violent

Fortunately, people now know the truth that video games don't cause violence