The Funny Chat Quotes Thread REVIVED!

[mr_pikachu]

Okay, you know how this works. If you have a funny quote from a chat, we want to see it. Go!


(3:26:28 AM) Brian: There's a phrase over here: "April showers bring May flowers." Or some such cheesy nonsense.
(3:26:41 AM) Brian: I just want to know who April and May are.
(3:27:31 AM) Brian: I mean, are we talking a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Pokemon crossover, or...?
(3:27:39 AM) Gavin: XD
(3:27:52 AM) Gavin: April O'Neill was awesome
(3:28:19 AM) Brian: And why are they talking about April showering? TMNT was a kids' show, dang it!
(3:28:47 AM) Gavin: mmm ... april ... showering

[shazza]

(01:09:04a) <@shazza> (05:32:42p) <+firepokemon> I hate wearing watches I only lose them
(01:09:04a) <@shazza> (05:32:55p) <@Kiyone> why
(01:09:04a) <@shazza> (05:33:20p) <+firepokemon> because I lose them
(01:09:05a) <@shazza> (05:33:27p) <@Kiyone> why
(01:09:05a) <@shazza> (05:33:45p) <+firepokemon> because they go ****ing missing
(01:09:05a) <@shazza> (05:37:14p) <@shazza> how
(01:09:05a) <@shazza> (05:37:16p) <@shazza> you put it on your wrist
(01:09:05a) <@shazza> (05:37:17p) <@shazza> it stays there
(01:09:05a) <@shazza> (05:37:43p) <+firepokemon> but it ****ing doesn't
(01:09:05a) <@shazza> (05:37:50p) <+firepokemon> god shut the **** up already
(01:09:06a) <@shazza> lol
(01:22:21a) <&dimeat> fp is retarded confirmed
(01:22:50a) <&kainashi> go **** yourself, dimeat!
(01:25:15a) <&dimeat> nou
(01:55:40a) <@shazza> (that was 4 years ago)
(01:57:24a) <&kainashi> lol
(01:57:36a) <&kainashi> fp seems to have calmed down a lot these days!
(02:00:02a) <@shazza> o rly
(02:00:04a) <@shazza> Oh so funny Shazza, how fucking hilarious of you. I don't give a shit about my signatures, I've always had shitty signatures, I just don't have the talent to make a good one.
(02:00:09a) <@shazza> (that was 12 hours ago)
(02:02:52a) <&kainashi> maybe not then

[firepokemon]

^ Bah. What does Lugia mean I seem more calm. I am always fucking calm. What I would love to know is why was that copied into the chat anyway Shazza?

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This one isn't very funny just some nostalgic memory of pokemasters chatroom when most americans/canadians and british people are in bed. Thanks to Aeriana her lovely logs.


[19:53:14] *** firepokemon (familylake@=1x763-12-488-151.dialup.xtra.co.nz) Quit (Kill by OperServ (You are banned from this network)))
[19:53:19] <@Aeriana> o_O
[19:53:28] <+Trillix147> o.O
[19:53:32] <@Aeriana> What the hell did they do dat fer...
[19:53:35] <CuteMisty> O.o
[19:53:55] <CubeGamer> cuz teh ircops r b**ches
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[19:53:57] <@Ninetales3001> no wonder hes sad
[19:54:00] <+Trillix147> wb FP..
[19:54:02] <@firepokemon> what the hell why was I akilled
[19:54:04] <@Ninetales3001> fp what did u do?!
[19:54:08] <Omega_Weapon> you a legend fp
[19:54:09] <@firepokemon> I dont bloody know
[19:54:17] <@firepokemon> I'm gonna flame services
[19:54:17] <@Aeriana> Go to spiderslair and ask.
[19:54:25] <@Ninetales3001> it didnt even say a reasoj
[19:54:27] <@Ninetales3001> *reason
[19:54:34] <Omega_Weapon> fp is the best
[19:54:40] <CuteMisty> stop sucking up
[19:54:48] <DeSoLaToR> lol
[19:54:51] <+Trillix147> yah...
[19:54:59] <CuteMisty> sucking up gets ya no where
[19:55:00] <CubeGamer> it gets annoying
[19:55:04] <CubeGamer> if you didnt notice
[19:55:06] <+Trillix147> it does..
[19:55:15] <CubeGamer> did i suck up to get my piece of power?
[19:55:17] <CubeGamer> nope.
[19:55:17] * +Trillix147 glares at Omega_Weapon
[19:55:21] <+Trillix147> lol
[19:55:24] <DeSoLaToR> yeah ya did cg
[19:55:27] <DeSoLaToR> lol
[19:55:29] <+Trillix147> lol
[19:55:32] <CubeGamer> not to aeri
[19:55:37] <DeSoLaToR> lol
[19:55:40] <@firepokemon> I am not vopping anyone for one week
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[19:55:50] <+Trillix147> aaah...
[19:56:04] <@firepokemon> spiderslair are useless
[19:56:05] <CubeGamer> fp - yer an sop?
[19:56:08] <@firepokemon> no
[19:56:11] <@firepokemon> I mean voicing
[19:56:15] <@firepokemon> if I was sop
[19:56:19] <CubeGamer> oh.
[19:56:19] <Pikapeace007> sup
[19:56:20] <@firepokemon> I would readd someone's UOp
[19:56:27] <DuoMaxwe||> <firepokemon> spiderslair are useless<-----> why?
[19:56:33] <CubeGamer> thats why i need to find another 3k np
[19:56:34] <Omega_Weapon> see ya fp and everyone
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[19:56:42] <@Aeriana> fp, what did the spiderslair people say?
[19:56:54] <@firepokemon> nothing
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[19:56:58] <@firepokemon> thats why
[19:57:04] <+Trillix147> ahh..
[19:57:05] <@Aeriana> Well, wait fer an answer. o_O
[19:57:11] <vidgamergbc> hi
[19:57:14] <+Trillix147> hi
[19:57:16] <@firepokemon> like they're going to give one
[19:57:16] <+Trillix147> o.O
[19:57:26] <@Aeriana> Opers are $%#$%@#$s...
[19:57:28] *** CuteMisty is now known as CM`Bored
[19:57:37] <@Aeriana> Maybe some moron made a typo.
[19:57:43] * CubeGamer is an oper at his server.
[19:57:48] <CubeGamer> an i one of them?
[19:58:16] *** Pikapeace007 (quickchat@212.150.202.EK3=) Quit (QUIT: User exited)
[19:58:37] <@Aeriana> I am talking to webnet opers.
[19:58:44] <+Trillix147> ok..
[19:58:52] <+Trillix147> they sayin anythin interestin?
[19:59:30] <@firepokemon> someone claims to be an oper
[19:59:31] <@firepokemon> there
[19:59:36] <+Trillix147> oooh..
[19:59:53] <CubeGamer> whois them.
[20:00:37] *** CubeGamer is now known as CG[away]
[20:00:58] *** Nite[TibSun] is now known as NiteRaider
[20:01:46] <@firepokemon> one threated to akill me
[20:01:47] <@firepokemon> LOL
[20:01:52] *** CM`Bored is now known as CuteMisty
[20:01:55] <+Trillix147> lol..
[20:01:57] <CG[away]> lol
[20:01:58] <CG[away]> [ LåügHîñg Oüt LöüÐ ]
[20:02:12] <CG[away]> i got akilled from a server for asking for help
[20:02:18] <+[T]hunder[X]> o
[20:02:21] <+[T]hunder[X]> _O
[20:02:49] <@firepokemon> <nikb> if you still don't believe me i'll akill you for 5 minutes and see if that does anything for me
[20:02:57] <@Aeriana> nikb is an IRCop.
[20:03:09] <@Aeriana> He's a server admin of... err.. I forgot which server.
[20:03:22] <@firepokemon> I know
[20:03:26] <@firepokemon> now
[20:03:32] <@Aeriana> Why didn't he justify why they were akilled?
[20:03:51] <@firepokemon> um he just said others using xtra were banned earlier
[20:04:16] <@Aeriana> Some stupid Oper probably akilled the whole .dialup.xtra.co.nz
[20:04:25] <+Trillix147> aah...
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[20:04:33] <+Trillix147> hi there sailor g
[20:04:44] <sailor_G> hi
[20:04:50] <@firepokemon> Nine got his nick banned there LOL
[20:04:53] *** Aeriana is now known as Aeri^Cooking
[20:05:18] <CG[away]> looool
[20:05:34] <@firepokemon> he prolly thinks I'm some 10 year old
[20:05:44] <CG[away]> LOL
[20:05:45] <CG[away]> [ LåügHîñg Oüt LöüÐ ]
[20:05:59] <@firepokemon> because I came in and acted like a stereotypical pokemon fan
[20:06:05] <CG[away]> lol
[20:06:06] <CG[away]> [ LåügHîñg Oüt LöüÐ ]
[20:06:06] <DeSoLaToR> lol
[20:06:10] <+[T]hunder[X]> you know what would be really stupid
[20:06:19] <@firepokemon> <mirc-freedom> i think i should go straigt to ircop admin LOL
[20:06:19] <+[T]hunder[X]> if someone akilled *!*@*
[20:06:28] <+Trillix147> yeh...
[20:06:38] *** Ninetales3001 (pacl@=Ilao-yag-gew-n32-47-57.look.ca) Quit (Kill by nikb!nikb@=cicxq.all.your.base.are.belong.to.us (congratulations, you've been killed. If you message me one more time, your domain will be perm akilled))
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[20:06:45] *** firepokemon sets mode: +v Ninetales3001
[20:06:48] <@Ninetales3001> yay hehe
[20:06:50] <CG[away]> b*stard..
[20:06:50] <CuteMisty> o.O
[20:06:56] <CG[away]> its nikb
[20:07:03] <+Trillix147> -.o jerkoff..
[20:07:05] <DeSoLaToR> lol
[20:07:10] <@Ninetales3001> i know i finally purswaded her to kill me
[20:07:15] <@firepokemon> lol
[20:07:16] <+[T]hunder[X]> nikb is an idiot
[20:07:21] * @firepokemon huggles Nine
[20:07:24] * CG[away] should really fix his cloner and load up 900 on the opers.
[20:07:41] <CG[away]> like that malay dude =)
[20:07:48] <+[T]hunder[X]> thats abuse of power [04:06:AM] *** Ninetales3001 (pacl@=F1nz-lgq-giv-w67-28-02.look.ca) Quit (Kill by nikb!nikb@=cicxq.all.your.base.are.belong.to.us (congratulations, you've been killed. If you message me one more time, your domain will be perm akilled))
[20:07:55] <@firepokemon> spiderslair is funny
[20:08:05] <@Ninetales3001> lol ill report himher to operabuse
[20:08:06] <CG[away]> goto #operabuse!
[20:08:06] *** CG[away] was kicked by Carrots (Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. -Stephen Leacock {Kick Number 7896)
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[20:08:07] *** Aeri^Cooking sets mode: +u CG[away]
[20:08:08] <@Ninetales3001> j/k
[20:08:14] <CG[away]> do it
[20:08:20] <CG[away]> it's operabuse
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[20:08:30] <@Ninetales3001> i asked to be killed tho
[20:08:32] *** CuteMisty is now known as CM[AwAy]
[20:08:32] <CG[away]> or email operabuse@webchat.org
[20:08:37] *** Aeri^Cooking is now known as Aeriana
[20:08:38] <CG[away]> its still abuse
[20:08:44] <@Aeriana> Domain perm akilled my ARSE!
[20:08:53] <@firepokemon> ?
[20:08:53] <@Ninetales3001> if my domain was perm akilled, wouldnt everyone else at look.ca be akilled as well?
[20:09:01] <@firepokemon> yes
[20:09:02] <+[T]hunder[X]> lol...i am messing with nikb so bad
[20:09:04] <@firepokemon> lol
[20:09:07] *** CM[AwAy] (LEGIONNAIR@=N3y27-bm51-vsj.alphalink.com.au) Quit (Excess flood)
[20:09:09] <@firepokemon> they did that with C_W earlier
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[20:09:13] <@Ninetales3001> hey
[20:09:17] <@Ninetales3001> ill try to get akilled
[20:09:18] <@Ninetales3001> lol
[20:09:24] <@Ninetales3001> ^^
[20:09:28] *** [T]hunder[X] (ThunderXtr@=mvyo-70-787-06.chicago-n.navipath.net) Quit (Kill by nikb!nikb@=cicxq.all.your.base.are.belong.to.us (Are you sure you are an ircop?))
[20:09:30] <+Trillix147> ~ ^ g-luck
[20:09:33] <@firepokemon> lol
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[20:09:34] *** Sami{AsleepDreamingofShuan} sets mode: +v [T][X][Movie]
[20:09:35] <@Ninetales3001> lol
[20:09:38] <+[T][X][Movie]> =)
[20:09:40] <@firepokemon> this is funny
[20:09:43] <@Aeriana> lol
[20:09:44] * +Trillix147 pokes nikb
[20:09:45] <@Ninetales3001> i should have done that
[20:09:46] <+Trillix147> lol
[20:09:47] * CG[away] has been akilled =)
[20:09:51] <@Aeriana> Everyone msg nikb. =)
[20:09:54] <CG[away]> i tryed to flood aeri off =)
[20:09:58] <+Trillix147> aww..
[20:10:02] <+[T][X][Movie]> That was fun!
[20:10:05] <@Ninetales3001> everyone type: /msg nikb can i be killed?
[20:10:05] <+Trillix147> lol
[20:10:13] <@Aeriana> WTF st00pid services.
[20:10:16] <CG[away]> 1 4m s700p1d
[20:10:19] <+[T][X][Movie]> nine i did it
[20:10:20] <+[T][X][Movie]> !
[20:10:23] <@Ninetales3001> ?
[20:10:26] <CG[away]> whee...
[20:10:27] <@Aeriana> no no no, everyone type in /timer 1 10 .whois nikb =D
[20:10:31] <CG[away]> lol
[20:10:32] <CG[away]> [ LåügHîñg Oüt LöüÐ ] lol
[20:10:38] <@firepokemon> nikb> [T][X][Movie]: now, are you still an ircop, or must I kick you harder lamerboy?
[20:10:45] <CG[away]> rofl
[20:11:03] <+[T][X][Movie]> [05:06:AM] <[T][X][Movie]> I am an IRCop You are a peasent clone flooder
[20:11:07] <@Aeriana> lol
[20:11:11] <+Trillix147> ~ ^
[20:11:12] <+[T][X][Movie]> i'm dead
[20:11:12] <CG[away]> i did aeri
[20:11:15] <CG[away]> ^-^
[20:11:19] <@Aeriana> lol CG
[20:11:27] <@Ninetales3001> #spiderslair can't join channel (address is banned)
[20:11:27] *** DeSo[AwAy] (LEGIONNAIR@=qpRIOX-p-687-79-554-49.prem.tmns.net.au) Quit (QUIT: User exited)
[20:11:31] <@Ninetales3001> im banned from there lol
[20:11:36] <CG[away]> * /timer: timer 1 not active <--- ..
[20:11:42] <@Ninetales3001> its only a nick name ban tho
[20:11:49] <CG[away]> change to houndoom
[20:11:51] <CG[away]> >
[20:11:51] <+Trillix147> ahh lol
[20:11:54] <@firepokemon> hes older than 18
[20:12:09] <@Aeriana> nikb is 19
[20:12:14] <@Aeriana> He just went to college last year.
[20:12:19] <@Ninetales3001> nikb is a guy?
[20:12:20] <@Ninetales3001> O.o
[20:12:20] <+[T][X][Movie]> I am an IRCop You are a peasent clone flooder I WILL KILL YOU! /KILL NIKB HAHAHA
[20:12:22] <@firepokemon> <nikb> firepokemon: *grin* you're actually good I like that you are observant (me not being opered up) - lol I forgot to show that one
[20:12:30] <@Ninetales3001> lol
[20:12:32] *** [T][X][Movie] (ThunderXtr@=BFxf-08-165-89.chicago-n.navipath.net) Quit (Kill by nikb!nikb@=cicxq.all.your.base.are.belong.to.us (You are an idiot with a serious mental problem))
[20:12:34] <@Ninetales3001> i think he loves u
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[20:12:37] *** Sami{AsleepDreamingofShuan} sets mode: +v [T][X][Movie]
[20:12:39] <CG[away]> LOL
[20:12:39] <CG[away]> [ LåügHîñg Oüt LöüÐ ] LOL
[20:12:41] <+[T][X][Movie]> =)
[20:12:42] <CG[away]> rofl!
[20:12:42] <@Ninetales3001> lol
[20:12:44] <@firepokemon> lol
[20:12:45] *** [T][X][Movie] (ThunderXtr@=32jb-74-869-00.chicago-n.navipath.net) Quit (Kill by OperServ (You are banned from this network)))
[20:12:46] <@Aeriana> Actually CG, /timer 100 10000 whois nikb
[20:12:56] <CG[away]> thats mean >
[20:12:56] <@Aeriana> typo!
[20:13:02] <@Aeriana> like /timer 100 1000 whois nikb
[20:13:05] <CG[away]> im reporting him to operabuse
[20:13:19] <@Aeriana> operabuse dun do jack
[20:13:22] <CG[away]> whats the channel again?
[20:13:24] <@Aeriana> It's just there for the sake of it.
[20:13:26] <@Ninetales3001> go to operabuse
[20:13:30] <@Aeriana> operabuse@webchat.org
[20:13:38] <CG[away]> oh
[20:13:40] <CG[away]> damn
[20:13:42] <CG[away]> not
[20:13:43] <CG[away]> email
[20:13:46] <sailor_G> hmm
[20:13:57] <@Ninetales3001> and say "just because my friend is an idiot with a serious mental problem doesnt mean he should be banned from the network!"
[20:14:12] <+Trillix147> good point..
[20:14:20] <CG[away]> G4m3r says:
[20:14:21] <CG[away]> email operabuse@webchat.org
[20:14:29] <@firepokemon> your a lier aeri
[20:14:30] <CG[away]> Thunder the depressed goldfish says:
[20:14:31] <CG[away]> me?
[20:14:31] <@firepokemon> he is not 19
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[20:14:38] <CG[away]> G4m3r says:
[20:14:38] <CG[away]> u know more than i do
[20:14:39] <cuteIcy-Eevee> asterisk
[20:14:44] <sailor_G> eevvee!!!
[20:14:47] <+Trillix147> hay eevee...?
[20:14:51] <cuteIcy-Eevee> sailor!!!!!!!
[20:14:55] <cuteIcy-Eevee> trill!!!!!!]
[20:14:57] <@Aeriana> fp: go look up opers.webchat.org/index2.html
[20:14:57] * sailor_G hugs eevee
[20:15:01] <CG[away]> goto #objectivism !!!
[20:15:01] *** CG[away] was kicked by Aeriana (2~14`4Access Denied14´2~ 7Reason:6 Advertising. 5You're kick number 1769)
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[20:15:02] *** Aeriana sets mode: +u CG[away]
[20:15:02] * cuteIcy-Eevee huggles sailor and trill
[20:15:03] <+Trillix147> eeeevveeeee!!!
[20:15:04] <@Ninetales3001> [02:58] <nikb> why do you want to be killed?
[20:15:04] <@Ninetales3001> [02:58] <Ninetales3001> cause fp got killed and i feel left out
[20:15:04] <@Ninetales3001> [02:59] <nikb> shakes hea
[20:15:04] <@Ninetales3001> [02:59] <nikb> you are a doofus
[20:15:04] <@Ninetales3001> [02:59] <Ninetales3001> yes, a doofus who wants to get killed
[20:15:11] <@Ninetales3001> lol
[20:15:12] <cuteIcy-Eevee> nine!!!!!!!!
[20:15:16] <@Aeriana> er...
[20:15:16] * cuteIcy-Eevee hugz nine
[20:15:17] <CG[away]> go there
[20:15:18] <@Aeriana> oper.webchat.org
[20:15:20] <+Trillix147> lol
[20:15:22] <CG[away]> and abuse him there!
[20:15:26] <@firepokemon> hehhehehehehehehe
[20:15:26] <+Trillix147> haha
[20:15:33] <cuteIcy-Eevee> fp!!!!!!!!
[20:15:34] <@firepokemon> I'd laugh if they closed pokemasters
[20:15:36] <@firepokemon> yes
[20:15:38] * cuteIcy-Eevee hugz fp!!!!!!
[20:15:45] <@Ninetales3001> lets see if he will
[20:15:52] <@Ninetales3001> say that its advertising other servers
[20:15:56] <@Ninetales3001> hehe
[20:15:57] <@Ninetales3001> j/k
[20:15:59] <+Trillix147> hmm...
[20:16:00] <CG[away]> if he does
[20:16:01] <@Aeriana> http://www.webchat.org/operpage/
[20:16:02] -Carrots- advertising is a 'bad' thing
[20:16:03] <@Aeriana> There!!!!
[20:16:04] * cuteIcy-Eevee dies of over huggingness
[20:16:06] <@Aeriana> That's the correct URL
[20:16:06] <CG[away]> pmk will have your neck
[20:16:09] <CG[away]> and so will i
[20:16:20] <@Aeriana> Oops.
[20:16:20] * CG[away] clicks the hypalink
[20:16:21] <@Aeriana> He's 23
[20:16:25] <@Aeriana> err... n/m me lol
[20:16:30] <@Aeriana> And he's goddamn ugly too
[20:16:32] <@firepokemon> lol
[20:16:33] <+Trillix147> lol
[20:16:50] <@Ninetales3001> nikb is scary
[20:16:54] <@Ninetales3001> he looks funny
[20:17:07] * CG[away] has oper friends...
[20:17:18] <@firepokemon> how come I havent heard of half of these servers?
[20:17:21] <@firepokemon> infinity?
[20:17:23] <@Ninetales3001> it was funny
[20:17:29] <@firepokemon> Pramool?
[20:17:38] <cuteIcy-Eevee> Pramool?????
[20:17:41] <@firepokemon> extreme
[20:17:42] <@Ninetales3001> cause selphie was like "my friend wants to cyber u" to dragoonkain
[20:17:46] <@Ninetales3001> and selphie said me
[20:17:48] <cuteIcy-Eevee> what the hell kind of name is pramool??
[20:17:51] <@Ninetales3001> and he messaged me
[20:17:52] <CG[away]> ive seen all those
[20:17:56] <CG[away]> just use /links
[20:17:56] <@Ninetales3001> and i told him i was a guy
[20:17:59] <@Ninetales3001> and he freaked ot
[20:18:00] <CG[away]> u know
[20:18:01] <@Ninetales3001> *out
[20:18:02] <CG[away]> once.
[20:18:03] <@Ninetales3001> it was funny
[20:18:05] <+Trillix147> lol
[20:18:11] * cuteIcy-Eevee snickers
[20:18:14] <CG[away]> this guy came into a channel with half a dozen opers
[20:18:23] <CG[away]> and asked if he could cyber with me o_O
[20:18:33] <@Ninetales3001> http://www.webchat.org/operpage/Sikes.html <-- dr00l
[20:18:35] <CG[away]> how stupid is that?
[20:18:47] <cuteIcy-Eevee> thats pretty scary
[20:19:06] <+Trillix147> yah..
[20:19:27] <CG[away]> eww
[20:19:41] <CG[away]> NickName: nikb
[20:19:42] <CG[away]> Age: 23
[20:19:42] <CG[away]> Sex: yes, please
[20:19:45] <@Ninetales3001> lol
[20:19:46] <CG[away]> yuck.
[20:19:48] <@firepokemon> sikes isnt that nice
[20:19:56] <CG[away]> what a sicko..
[20:19:57] <@Ninetales3001> fp - that picture isnt
[20:20:05] <CG[away]> sex: no, thankyou
[20:20:07] <cuteIcy-Eevee> eeeeeeeeeeeewww
[20:20:10] <@Ninetales3001> but selphie has this woah picture of him
[20:20:16] <+Trillix147> looser
[20:20:22] <CG[away]> Charities/Causes involved with: 'nikb for president' and 'WebMaster for world goverment'
[20:20:23] <CG[away]> o_O
[20:20:40] <+Trillix147> ~ ^ definitely
[20:20:42] <CG[away]> Fave Room: Anything with ketchup
[20:20:43] <CG[away]> Where you want to visit (country): The other dimension?
[20:20:47] <CG[away]> weird...
[20:20:54] <+Trillix147> -.o
[20:20:55] <cuteIcy-Eevee> freakazoid
[20:21:30] <+Trillix147> o^.^
[20:21:32] <@Ninetales3001> http://www.webchat.org/operpage/Jennifer.html - *faints with little hearts floating around his head*
[20:21:47] *** sims (quickchat@=xgQMEI-T-979-mzwu-403.tmns.net.au) has joined #pokemasters
[20:21:52] <@firepokemon> I heard jennifer is really mean
[20:21:53] *** CM[AwAy] (LEGIONNAIR@=0Tl42-ea23-mei.alphalink.com.au) Quit (Connection Closed)
[20:21:55] * cuteIcy-Eevee snorts
[20:22:04] <@Aeriana> Jennifer looks mean.
[20:22:04] *** sims (quickchat@=xgQMEI-T-979-mzwu-403.tmns.net.au) Quit (QUIT: User exited)
[20:22:11] <@Ninetales3001> shes sexy
[20:22:12] <@Aeriana> She looks like a witch.
[20:22:15] <CG[away]> ««8:13:05 pm»» ««@nikb»» what do you want?
[20:22:17] <@firepokemon> http://www.webchat.org/operpage/MasterJedi.html - XD XD XD XD XD XD
[20:22:19] *** ob_one (quickchat@=2wGRWO-H-103-bxcx-347.tmns.net.au) has joined #pokemasters
[20:22:20] * cuteIcy-Eevee IS a witch
[20:22:24] <sailor_G> lol
[20:22:30] <cuteIcy-Eevee> what?
[20:22:30] <@Aeriana> <censored>!
[20:22:32] <CG[away]> ««08:13:56 pm»» *** nikb sets mode: +b *!*dsfsdg@*.tnt1.syd2.da.uu.net
[20:22:34] <@Aeriana> That's him?!?!?!
[20:22:41] <@Aeriana> I've never seen MasterJedi before.
[20:22:42] <@Aeriana> omg...
[20:22:47] <@Aeriana> That's what I call... OBESE

[Dark-San]

I was chatting with Fai the other night. And there is one thing which we all confirmed on.

-=|Zetsubo_Meng|=-: you should try drawing lolis that would probably get Roy to become your underling
-=|Zetsubo_Meng|=-: lol
Fai: XD

It does looks like Roy's loli alter ego is not a secret anymore.

I 'thought that joke was pretty funny, but now Donut's my manager and everything kinda sucks now'*.

*Looking for group (Episode 65)

[Andrew]

Most of that group from memory are probably still on Serebii.

Losers.

[firepokemon]

Most of that group from memory are probably still on Serebii.

Losers.

O_O - Nah I'm in #spp every day now (lame I know so I = LOSER). But the others speaking at the time are not, I could be wrong but I doubt it.

[Andrew]

Oh FP! Don't! Give it up please!

Still, when I come to NZ, (I plan to teach for 6 months there) want to grab a drink?

[firepokemon]

Oz - LOL its busy its ok bit strange and I think their rules are strict but meh whatever. I did get banned from their forums. LOL. For a month only.

Teaching in New Zealand? Are you crazy? Anyway yeah sure if you're in CHCH at some point. (Although fp is a persona I'm even more pathetic offline :p )

[shazza]

Hey Andrew, despite the fact we are both from Australia I didn't want to catch up anyway!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

pffft no one from Australia wants to catch up with anyone

[shazza]

You know Steve, we're probably related somehow!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Yeh I know, but I don't know how far my whole ancestry thing goes back.

[shazza]

Me either, let's work it out one day, my long lost Green relative.

[Blademaster]

Andrew as a teacher? No frigging way...

What subject(s)?

On an unrelated note, I'm on the cool people list. I kick SO much ass.

[Heald]

So am I, except under my old, gay name.

[Zak]

So am I, except under my old, gay name.

I don't know what it was but you should post it in the translation thread since you said you wanted a different name so we all could translate it

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Okie dokie Shaz

[firepokemon]

I think I was ever only on 3 other people's cool lists. Nobody liked me. *cries*

[shazza]

You guys are all cool in my eyes.

Edit: Wouldn't translating HealdPK just be as hard as Heald?

Also, why don't you people translate pokemastershazza2000, since I'm being left out in the cold here.

Edit 2: I just realised this is the funny chat quotes thread, Zak confused the fuck out of me there.

[Andrew]

Andrew as a teacher? No frigging way...

What subject(s)?

Film and Tv and English. High school.

I'm a pretty damn awesome teacher, bit of a bastard too.

In my final year, done a few months work already at 2 schools as part of my degree. Good fun.

[classy_cat18]

About ScrewAttack's top 20 SNES list...

(1:27:31 AM): Why is Super Mario RPG not #1?!
gleameyes23 (1:27:59 AM): IT'S THEIR LIST.
gleameyes23 (1:28:15 AM): And honestly...it wouldn't have been #1 with me either.
(1:28:15 AM): But... but... but... *flaps arms wildly*
(1:28:18 AM): O_O
gleameyes23 (1:28:27 AM): Maybe on Hot Rod's list.
(1:28:36 AM): Take it back.
gleameyes23 (1:28:56 AM): No! It's my opinion and you will respect it!
(1:29:26 AM): I shall not!
(1:29:40 AM): Even if yours is Zelda!
gleameyes23 (1:29:51 AM): ...It's not Zelda either.
(1:30:17 AM): (Your sword is stronger now! You can feel it throbbing in your hand.)
gleameyes23 (1:30:24 AM): (Hee!)
(1:30:51 AM): (Bah. Metroid.)
gleameyes23 (1:31:18 AM): (That's not my #1 either, in case you're wondering.)
(1:31:44 AM): (Okay, if you want me to take your opinion seriously, what's your #1?)
gleameyes23 (1:31:57 AM): (Donkey Kong Country.)
(1:32:14 AM): ()
(1:32:36 AM): (Should've guessed as much.)
gleameyes23 (1:32:39 AM): (You tend to remember the first game you've ever beaten.)

Screen name of the other has been hidden for whatever privacy they have left.

[Zak]

Edit: Wouldn't translating HealdPK just be as hard as Heald?

Oh, if he meant that then never mind, when he said "gay name" I assumed it was some completely different random pokemon-related name like a lot of us used to have.

Anyway sorry for bringing it off, that just happened to catch my attention.

[firepokemon]

Well I had an interesting conversation with The_Missing_Link

firepokemonUBB (03:27:40 pm): i dont mean to be rude but is my game i pm'ed you approved or not
firepokemonUBB (03:27:45 pm): i dont mean to be rude but is my game i pm'ed you approved or not
linksocarina2002 (03:29:13 pm): no its horrible
firepokemonUBB (03:29:54 pm): well why didnt you just reply back saying so
linksocarina2002 (03:30:05 pm): because i like to be a bitch like that
linksocarina2002 (03:30:08 pm): do you have a problem with it
firepokemonUBB (03:31:08 pm): well yeah i do i'm tired so cant be bothered bitching but why is the game horrible
linksocarina2002 (03:31:24 pm): because i said so
linksocarina2002 (03:31:25 pm): and what i say goes
firepokemonUBB (03:32:18 pm): you are a fucking bitch
firepokemonUBB (03:32:35 pm): i'll get it approved anyway
linksocarina2002 (03:32:38 pm): thanks fag
linksocarina2002 (03:32:41 pm): go ahead i dont give a fuck
linksocarina2002 (03:32:44 pm): go fuck yourself
firepokemonUBB (03:33:08 pm): you fucking need a chill pill seriously bitch
linksocarina2002 (03:33:20 pm): kiss my fucking ass
firepokemonUBB (03:34:17 pm): lol this is pathetic I'm meant to be over this shit so are you saying the game is not approved and even without amendments it will not be approved
linksocarina2002 (03:34:53 pm): sure
firepokemonUBB (03:35:48 pm): whatever
linksocarina2002 (03:36:45 pm): yeah whatever bitch
(03:36:49 pm)LinksOcarina2002 is offline.

Edit: Now there was someone who had their brother I believe use the same account. That wouldn't be TML would it? Cause I was like O_o with the response and as for me repeating twice at the start. I guess thats what you get using aim express I really should download it already.

[Crystal Mew]

Well I had an interesting conversation with The_Missing_Link

firepokemonUBB (03:27:40 pm): i dont mean to be rude but is my game i pm'ed you approved or not
firepokemonUBB (03:27:45 pm): i dont mean to be rude but is my game i pm'ed you approved or not
linksocarina2002 (03:29:13 pm): no its horrible
firepokemonUBB (03:29:54 pm): well why didnt you just reply back saying so
linksocarina2002 (03:30:05 pm): because i like to be a bitch like that
linksocarina2002 (03:30:08 pm): do you have a problem with it
firepokemonUBB (03:31:08 pm): well yeah i do i'm tired so cant be bothered bitching but why is the game horrible
linksocarina2002 (03:31:24 pm): because i said so
linksocarina2002 (03:31:25 pm): and what i say goes
firepokemonUBB (03:32:18 pm): you are a fucking bitch
firepokemonUBB (03:32:35 pm): i'll get it approved anyway
linksocarina2002 (03:32:38 pm): thanks fag
linksocarina2002 (03:32:41 pm): go ahead i dont give a fuck
linksocarina2002 (03:32:44 pm): go fuck yourself
firepokemonUBB (03:33:08 pm): you fucking need a chill pill seriously bitch
linksocarina2002 (03:33:20 pm): kiss my fucking ass
firepokemonUBB (03:34:17 pm): lol this is pathetic I'm meant to be over this shit so are you saying the game is not approved and even without amendments it will not be approved
linksocarina2002 (03:34:53 pm): sure
firepokemonUBB (03:35:48 pm): whatever
linksocarina2002 (03:36:45 pm): yeah whatever bitch
(03:36:49 pm)LinksOcarina2002 is offline.

Edit: Now there was someone who had their brother I believe use the same account. That wouldn't be TML would it? Cause I was like O_o with the response and as for me repeating twice at the start. I guess thats what you get using aim express I really should download it already.

lmao, thats not TML thats matt!
cause her aim name is like link ocarina2002 or something. Note the space


anyways, earlier at work I was talking to my friend and thought of this:

"brb, suicide"

that still makes me lol. I think Jay said it

[firepokemon]

Matt? woah I am like confused now. Shazza told me that was TML and well I never thought to actually check the thing properly. Who is this Matt person? Now I really am like O_o.

[Crystal Mew]

He used to come to tpm. I cant remember the name he used here at tpm though... =/ was it link10 or something? gosh i dunno. haha but he was in ummmm alot!

[firepokemon]

I feel like stupid now cause I sent Zak a PM about it all because I am like majorly tired so incredibly grumpy right now and then it turns out it wasn't TML and now I"m like feeling fucking stupid lol. And aim express is being a serious bitch at the moment but I am wanting at least a response for the game I sent via pm and I'm now like O_O o_O O_o and incredibly and fucking confused and angry at Shazza and feeling stupid especially after the dramatic PM I sent. I think I need sleep lol.Just feeling weirded out right now.

[Crystal Mew]

don't worry fp, we all have those kind of days

[shazza]

That is hilarious. Give this man the $10,000 dollars. Hahahaha.

Although I DID believe that was The_Missing_Link.

But now I recall, there is both a LinkOcarina2002 and LinksOcarina2002 on AIM. Funny as fuck.

[shazza]

I hope he didn't take me seriously, I was just playing along with him.

(02:50:25p) <@shazza> < Is glad that one of Mozart's daughters are pregnant hopefully she will have babies that will survive even if she isn't dominant
(02:50:26p) <@shazza> wtf
(02:50:32p) <@shazza> wouldn't mozart's daughter be long dead
(02:50:40p) <firepokemon> meerkats you stupid fuck
(02:51:04p) <@shazza> well maybe i'm not as cultured as you are moron
(02:51:13p) <@shazza> but when i see the name mozart, i immediately jump to the conclusion mozart
(02:51:16p) <@shazza> not your fucking stupid show
(02:51:20p) <firepokemon> no your just a stupid fuck
(02:51:31p) <@shazza> *you're
(02:51:33p) <@shazza> learn to fucking spell
(02:51:36p) <firepokemon> i swear i am having my perod or something right now
(02:51:45p) <firepokemon> i do fucking know how to spell fuckface
(02:51:54p) <@shazza> you clearly don't
(02:51:55p) <@shazza> eat shit and die
(02:51:58p) <firepokemon> god shut the fuck up already you piece of fucking shit
(02:52:09p) <firepokemon> you fucking go eat shit and die
(02:52:13p) <@shazza> go watch your fucking meerkats
(02:52:22p) <@shazza> and die in the process
(02:52:33p) <firepokemon> its not on today fuckface god fuck up already
(02:52:50p) <@shazza> hey buddy you started it
(02:52:51p) * @shazza hugs
(02:53:09p) <firepokemon> dont fucking hug mesick bitch
(02:53:28p) <@shazza> you need to calm down
(02:53:29p) <@shazza> take a chill pill
(02:53:51p) <firepokemon> oh shut the fuck up already and die
(02:53:52p) * Quits: firepokemon (firepokemo@synIRC-329CF52.ue.woosh.co.nz) (Quit: )
(02:54:06p) <@shazza> lol

[Zak]

Well I had an interesting conversation with The_Missing_Link

firepokemonUBB (03:27:40 pm): i dont mean to be rude but is my game i pm'ed you approved or not
firepokemonUBB (03:27:45 pm): i dont mean to be rude but is my game i pm'ed you approved or not
linksocarina2002 (03:29:13 pm): no its horrible
firepokemonUBB (03:29:54 pm): well why didnt you just reply back saying so
linksocarina2002 (03:30:05 pm): because i like to be a bitch like that
linksocarina2002 (03:30:08 pm): do you have a problem with it
firepokemonUBB (03:31:08 pm): well yeah i do i'm tired so cant be bothered bitching but why is the game horrible
linksocarina2002 (03:31:24 pm): because i said so
linksocarina2002 (03:31:25 pm): and what i say goes
firepokemonUBB (03:32:18 pm): you are a fucking bitch
firepokemonUBB (03:32:35 pm): i'll get it approved anyway
linksocarina2002 (03:32:38 pm): thanks fag
linksocarina2002 (03:32:41 pm): go ahead i dont give a fuck
linksocarina2002 (03:32:44 pm): go fuck yourself
firepokemonUBB (03:33:08 pm): you fucking need a chill pill seriously bitch
linksocarina2002 (03:33:20 pm): kiss my fucking ass
firepokemonUBB (03:34:17 pm): lol this is pathetic I'm meant to be over this shit so are you saying the game is not approved and even without amendments it will not be approved
linksocarina2002 (03:34:53 pm): sure
firepokemonUBB (03:35:48 pm): whatever
linksocarina2002 (03:36:45 pm): yeah whatever bitch
(03:36:49 pm)LinksOcarina2002 is offline.

Edit: Now there was someone who had their brother I believe use the same account. That wouldn't be TML would it? Cause I was like O_o with the response and as for me repeating twice at the start. I guess thats what you get using aim express I really should download it already.

That's gotta be one of the funniest misunderstandings I've seen, lmao I love how he went along with it. He must have immediately based on the first message figured out what was going on because he knows she has a similar name. He probably had no idea what the game was.

And sorry I was idle when you messaged me.

[The_Missing_Link]

rofl, priceless

I was actually the one that came up with that s/n first. I was pissed that he has virtually the same handle but I refuse to change it. Pride and all. And no, we are not related in any way


And it's approved, fp. I'm just lazy

[firepokemon]

haha I was extremely shitty before and I still half shitty now. LOL. Give me time and I'll one day laugh about it.

[Drago]

Can I throw in a WoW chat quote? I don't see why not, I've given myself full permission to do so.

[Elfleece]: [Wrangler's Mantle of the Whale] [Serpent's Shoulders]
[Elfleece]: which should i use?
[Caladred]: prob [Wrangler's Mantle of the Whale] seeing as ur a caster class
[Elfleece]: wow... replacing a blue with a green... feels lamer. lol
[Caladred]: lol i know
[Caladred]: but u gotta think like a priest if ur gonna heal
[Elfleece]: and touch little boys?
[Caladred]: not that kind of priest
[Elfleece]: oh
[Elfleece]: ...too late

[firepokemon]

^ The kid has clearly blocked me from that convo as he use to appear online every day and now never does. LOL. He did kinda own my arse

Also Jay randomly aimed me yesterday with

jaypbs (10:42:05 PM): N
jaypbs (10:42:15 PM): A
jaypbs (10:42:16 PM): K
jaypbs (10:42:16 PM): IO
jaypbs (10:42:16 PM): T
jaypbs (10:42:16 PM): S
jaypbs (10:42:16 PM): U
jaypbs (10:42:16 PM): RA
jaypbs (10:42:17 PM): N
jaypbs (10:42:17 PM): I
jaypbs (10:42:17 PM): H
jaypbs (10:42:17 PM): A

Um and this one from #pbs that isn't funny but I reckon if you picture shazza as a drunken bitch half pissing himself it could potentially become funny.

[23:54] <@shazza> played drinking games until 7am
[23:54] <@shazza> a game we invented
01[23:56] <firepokemon> omg sounds nasty
Session Time: Sun May 04 00:00:01 2008
[00:04] <@shazza> would you like to hear the game we invented!
01[00:04] <firepokemon> sure why not drinking games are fun
[00:05] <@shazza> well we thought we want a drinking game that involves both cards and dice
01[00:05] <firepokemon> ooh both cards and dice carry on
[00:06] <@shazza> so basically, you get 6 cards each
[00:06] <@shazza> you don't see them
[00:06] <@shazza> then you take in turns, you show the card
[00:06] <@shazza> then you roll the dice
[00:06] <@shazza> and you have to drink the lowest two of the numbers
[00:06] <@shazza> *dominators
[00:06] <@shazza> eg: pick up an 8 and roll a 6, you have to drink 6 drinks.
[00:07] <@shazza> and then pick up a card in the pile
[00:07] <@shazza> you can only get rid of your cards if you roll the same number
[00:07] <@shazza> as you picked up
[00:07] <@shazza> and the person with no more cards wins
[00:07] <@shazza> and the game is called denominated
01[00:07] <firepokemon> what drinks are we talking?
[00:08] <@shazza> anything you're drinking, in the end i was drinking this disgusting drink
01[00:08] <firepokemon> but my god one card and you'll be fucked surely
01[00:08] <firepokemon> or are we talking small sizes?
[00:09] <@shazza> well usually the drinks you're consuming are premixed
[00:09] <@shazza> if they were shots you'd be fucked
01[00:10] <firepokemon> oh i see
01[00:10] <firepokemon> and just shot glasses of premix?
01[00:10] <firepokemon> or normal glasses?
[00:11] <@shazza> ummm usaully your can/bottle/whatever you're drinking
[00:11] <@shazza> one drink = one mouthful
01[00:11] <firepokemon> ok that makes sense
01[00:11] <firepokemon> lol
[00:11] <@shazza> oh and. jack, quieen, king are 10. jokers are 12.
01[00:11] <firepokemon> and how did you go in this game?
[00:11] <@shazza> ace is 10
[00:12] <@shazza> and if you get like a 10 card and roll a 10, everyone else has to drink, and you don't and you don't have to pick up
[00:12] <@shazza> so the aim of the game is basically to lose your cards and roll doubles
[00:12] <@shazza> *roll the same as your card
[00:12] <@shazza> either way it was a pretty good game to come up with already drunk
[00:12] <@shazza> and the name i thought of today

---

Also surely some of you must have funny chats that could be posted? As you can see unless someone is owning me I don't have funny chats. But you people must surely.

[Blademaster]

Also surely some of you must have funny chats that could be posted? As you can see unless someone is owning me I don't have funny chats. But you people must surely.

Surprisingly, my chats are usually pretty normal.

Except when Master of Paradox is around. Take last night's dialogue for instance (color-coded for your not-having-to-zip-back-and-forth-to-know-who-the-Hell-is-talking convenience), which is mostly centered around me bitching about how cheap I Wanna Be The Guy is:



TrueDarem (10:18:22 PM): Earthbound's coming to the Virtual Console.
BladeofZorc (10:21:34 PM):


HARA-KIRI
BladeofZorc (10:21:59 PM):


*HARA-
KIRI
BladeofZorc (10:22:10 PM): Oh, fuck it.
BladeofZorc (10:22:17 PM): (shoots self)
TrueDarem (10:26:43 PM): Fear of Giygas?
BladeofZorc (10:27:35 PM): HELL. FUCKING. YES.
TrueDarem (10:28:12 PM): In the first game, he was a human and you beat him by singing.
BladeofZorc (10:30:33 PM): I know.
TrueDarem (10:34:10 PM): I've heard another theory about Earthbound's Giygas - the prayers of the rest of the world are meaningless. When Paula calls to the player and their prayers come in, however, the world realizes that it is fictional and that this is a game. Because it is a game, therefore, the player has to be able to win, so reality defeats Giygas to give the player a happy ending.
BladeofZorc (10:43:10 PM): 1. That made very little sense.
2. I just swallowed a jagged Cheez-It and my throat's bleeding. brb
BladeofZorc (10:50:36 PM): Throat bandages. WHY DON'T THEY EXIST?
TrueDarem (10:54:38 PM): How would you apply one?
BladeofZorc (10:54:54 PM): ...Touche.
BladeofZorc (10:57:19 PM): I gave up on trying to beat IWBTG on Impossible Mode. It literally IS impossible.
TrueDarem (10:58:09 PM): Well, they gave it that name for a reason.
TrueDarem (10:58:58 PM): There's another game I know of but forget the name that has an Impossible mode. It's on a space station that monitors planetary weather. On Impossible, the sun goes nova a few minutes into the game.
BladeofZorc (10:59:08 PM): I downgraded to the basic 'Easy' Mode. Which, ironically, is labelled 'Medium.' My death count is currently 999.
TrueDarem (11:02:11 PM): Wait 'til you meet the Guy.
BladeofZorc (11:03:38 PM): You act as though I don't know what awaits me beyond the Devil Dragon, who is being a FUCKING CHEAP BITCH, BY THE BY.
TrueDarem (11:07:21 PM): Never seen that bit.
BladeofZorc (11:09:41 PM): It's this big dopey green dragon-shaped robot from Megaman 2 or something. It's 1/3 the size of the screen and it chases you across a row of blocks you have to jump across. Then, it spits fireballs at you while you try and maintain balance on these tiny grey blocks and shoot it when it opens its mouth. Then, it turns into six huge fireballs that zip across the screen in a pattern you have to dodge, and from there, the fight reverses itself until you're back at the start and the dragon crashes into the start ledge and dies. It's long, boring, and IRRITATING.
TrueDarem (11:10:15 PM): Sounds like it.
BladeofZorc (11:12:01 PM): It's a pain in the ass because the fight is really easy, but like with Bowser, it's TOO DAMN SLOW. I have everything memorized, but I get bored and fuck up before I can pass the second phase.
TrueDarem (11:12:56 PM): There are songs like that in Guitar Hero (pardon my bringing it up). You get into a pattern, you start to doze off, and then the tempo changes and you blow ten notes before you get yourself back into control.
BladeofZorc (11:13:59 PM): The difference being that those ten notes don't kill you. Frigging sadistic game... It's also lagging a bit, which is just making it all the more slow and aggravating.
BladeofZorc (11:17:07 PM): Aaaaaand I just fell off the last block I had to jump before he crashed and died.
BladeofZorc (11:17:54 PM): You have five seconds to find a suitable refuge.
BladeofZorc (11:17:58 PM): Four.
BladeofZorc (11:18:01 PM): Three.
BladeofZorc (11:18:03 PM): Two.
BladeofZorc (11:18:07 PM): One.
BladeofZorc (11:19:07 PM): GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING CHEAP LAGGING DICKSUCK PIECE OF SHIT SADISTIC MASOCHISTIC BULLSHITSTIC FUCKWAD PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKING HELLISH NIGHTMARE OF AN EXCUSE FOR A GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
TrueDarem (11:19:16 PM): Happens to me a lot in Donkey Kong Country 3. "Okay, I just get past this guy and- FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK RAREWARE YOU SHITS"
BladeofZorc (11:21:36 PM): Donkey Kong Country 3 isn't GUT-WRENCHINGLY PAINFUL.
TrueDarem (11:23:08 PM): Fifteen minutes trapped in a single small area trying to shift a fucking barrel out of a fucking tiny cave when my finger keeps sliding off the goddamned B button and those fucking Buzzers keep clipping that goddamn purple parrot FEELS like it.
BladeofZorc (11:25:18 PM): .......
BladeofZorc (11:25:23 PM): Buzzer Barrage.
BladeofZorc (11:25:36 PM): OK, THAT level I'll admit is a real bitch.
TrueDarem (11:25:38 PM): Yep.
BladeofZorc (11:26:13 PM): That and Poisonous Pipeline are probably the two levels that I hate the most in that game.
BladeofZorc (11:26:48 PM): That and Lightning Look-Out. Seeing a monkey reduced to ash and bones was traumatic for me as a kid.
TrueDarem (11:27:07 PM): Lightning Look-Out is not one of the levels I'm looking forward to...
BladeofZorc (11:28:42 PM): It is annoying... The entirety of Kaos Kore really is a fucking cheap escapade. Creepy Cavern especially. If I had a dollar for every time those fucking Ghost Barrels spawn out of nowhere when I'm trying to jump over or run under a Buzzer...
TrueDarem (11:30:15 PM): DKC3 GBA, the version I'm playing, has a completely different soundtrack. Factory still rocks, Stilt Village is much better, Underwater rocks, Cave and Snow are all right... Treetop is bad and Mountain is an abomination.
BladeofZorc (11:32:46 PM): By 'Mountain,' I assume you mean the music in levels like Krevice Kreepers and Kong-Fused Cliffs.
TrueDarem (11:33:24 PM): Kong-Fused Cliffs was the level that showed me how much it blows now.
BladeofZorc (11:36:38 PM): Ironically, the way you listed the themes is eerily similar to my own preferences: Factory and Stilt Village are great, Cave and Snow get the point across, and Mountain and Forest suck. Underwater I always found a bit too eerie... It only seemed to really fit in Floodlit Fish.
BladeofZorc (11:36:56 PM): The rarer ones like Waterfall and Rocket Rush! are pretty tight, as well.
TrueDarem (11:38:04 PM): Underwater sounds like a remix of the original Donkey Kong Country underwater theme in DKC3 GBA. Waterfall is all right, and sadly Rocket Rush! has vanished without replacement.. Drainpipe is pretty good, now that I think about it.
BladeofZorc (11:40:08 PM): Wait, what do you mean 'vanished?' That was the best theme in Krematoa!
TrueDarem (11:41:03 PM): ...that's the "race" music, right?
BladeofZorc (11:42:25 PM): No, no, the Riverside Race and Tearaway Toboggan (amongst others) is the 'race' theme. 'Rocket Rush!' is the final non-boss stage of the game that has its own peppy, intense theme that no other stage featured.
TrueDarem (11:43:10 PM): Oh. I haven't gotten to it. The race music is gone, probably for budget reasons. I doubt Rocket Rush! will keep its theme, though, which sucks.
BladeofZorc (11:46:05 PM): Dammit.
BladeofZorc (11:56:23 PM): .........
BladeofZorc (11:56:36 PM): Labyrinth. Of. The Guy.
TrueDarem (11:56:55 PM): "WELCOME TO HELL, BITCH BOY! GREASE UP THAT ASSHOLE!"

[mr_pikachu]

How do chats with Ozzy always make me laugh?


(10:38:17 PM) mr_pikachu: Well, hold on! If you want something to do, you could always continue EBTV.
(10:38:48 PM) Andrew: I have like no time... and devoting time to a pokemon fic/potential real life stuff eeehhhh
(10:39:02 PM) Andrew: I'd be more than happy to write some shortened ending
(10:39:03 PM) Andrew: I suppose
(10:39:04 PM) Andrew: Lol
(10:39:50 PM) Andrew: "And then Andrew woke up and realized that he'd been in a coma since he fell down a flight of stairs with a Pokemon cartridge in his hand that became lodged in his skull"
(10:39:53 PM) Andrew: ALL DONE
(10:40:02 PM) mr_pikachu: NOOOOO!

[Blademaster]

^BEST ENDING TO A FANFIC EVAR.

[Magmar]

My cousin and I had a man chat.

Disclaimer: My school's "Otaku" club is the biggest group of retards on the planet. Also I don't care what language you speak and neither does Mike as long as you don't pretend you know Japanese because you can answer the phone with "Ohayo gosaimasu" in the morning and "Konnichi wa" in the afternoon, even though it's "Moshi-moshi" you dumb shits. Haha.

Mike (9:38:53 PM): okay maybe slim fast

Barry(9:39:37 PM): lol dude lets just grill an assload of meat every day and eat that
Barry (9:39:43 PM): and maybe have some slim fast for breakfast. lol.

Mike (9:39:51 PM): lol

Barry (9:40:19 PM): cut enough calories that we can drink beer and be okay haha

Mike(9:40:35 PM): slim fast and steak and beer
Mike (9:40:38 PM): great diet

Barry(9:41:50 PM): i'd live
Barry(9:41:51 PM): haha

Mike(9:42:35 PM): well you can go 8 weeks on beer alone i belive before it will kill you after 3 weeks you will loose wieght just if you drink beer alone you'll be wasted but slim

Barry (9:45:14 PM): hahaha
Barry(9:45:20 PM): and steak will build muscle and manliness

Mike (9:45:24 PM): lol

Barry(9:45:31 PM): and slim fast will be high in some vitamins right? fuck salad

Mike (9:45:32 PM): i got plently of manliness
Mike (9:45:43 PM): lol maybe it is a great diet

Barry (9:46:10 PM): i am the epitome of manliness. have you seen the size of my guns. planets wish they were the size of these puppies. and im not talkin about pluto

Mike (9:46:24 PM): lol
Mike(9:46:51 PM): i'm the epitome of manliness i'm like a fucking wookie hair on my chest tough as nails

Barry(9:47:08 PM): when it comes to manliness i am the burger king

Mike(9:47:34 PM): i'm fucking chuck norris

Barry (9:47:52 PM): ...wow, that is manly

Mike (9:48:00 PM): i know
Mike (9:48:36 PM): chuck norris learned it form somewhere i'm the man he learned it from

Barry(9:49:03 PM): chuck norris came from somewhere. i created him out of my fingernail.

Mike (9:49:20 PM): i created him from my sperm

Barry: my fingernail fertilized your sperm betch
Barry(9:49:33 PM): haha

Mike (9:49:41 PM): ladies beware

Barry (9:49:55 PM): i wont mention to *** that youre already a father then haha

Mike (9:50:01 PM): lol

Barry (9:50:12 PM): im so manly i failed calculus!

Mike(9:50:31 PM): i'm so manly i fail calculus trying

Barry (9:50:52 PM): and physics, so maybe you do win lol i managed a C- in that shit
Barry (9:51:07 PM): i think i only got a C- because i had chuck norris threaten dr. ****** lol

Mike (9:51:20 PM): lol
Mike: i droped out becuase the class made me fell to much like a pussy shit i'm so maly i'm changing my major becuase it mkaes me feel like a pussy
Mike (9:53:14 PM): manly*
Mike (9:53:28 PM): i'm so manly i don't ahve to spell manly correctly

Barry (9:54:28 PM): hahaha i'm so manly that i don't care how you spell manly, cuz its a word that only describes people with the royal math failing italiano blood in them that kick otaku ass

Mike (9:54:52 PM): ba fungul otaku

Barry (9:55:28 PM): we're so manly we get away with speaking multiple languages like ba fonguel otaku at once and can still say this is america speak english you mexican.

Mike (9:55:40 PM): lol

[mr_pikachu]

(6:16:42 PM) Roy Karrde: I swear to god I will give Heald a blow job