GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.9 (M.A. Zak)

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his friends got food poisoning from eating the seafood

Fortunately, they were all fine after having their stomach's pump

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, this resulted in parents everywhere being upset at the antics of society and the world was pushed back to some 1950s nirvana.

Fortunately, the children just saw this as a game.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, some people though this was bad

Fortunately, they were all "silenced"

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, this involved tearing out people's vocal cords.

Fortunately, everybody knew sign language and we able to easily communicate with each other.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, everyone had their hands cut off

Fortunately, the robots were able to do all of teh communicating for people

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they didn't want to

Fortunately, the humans made a communication system involving paper clips and pencils

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, MacGuvyer had borrowed all the paper clips and pencils to get out of a terrible situation.

Fortunately, that situation involved helping all the handless, voiceless people of the world.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, you can't use a pencil with no hands.

Fortunately, I was wrong.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they needed mechanical hands to work them

Fortunately, they hand them

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the world blew up.

Fortunately, some one had a time reset machine to reverse any damages to the planet so the earth did not get blown up.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, he then exploded himself.

Fortunately, No one did a comeback in this story and saved him.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, a cached copy hidden deep withone one's computer system meant that the man who could be anything and anyone came back, wrecking chaos everywhere.

Fortunately, the guy was impotent and couldn't breed saving humanity for at least another year.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the year just past

Fortunately, he died

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he went to heaven

Fortunately, he got kicked out after an hour

[Master of Paradox]

Unfortunately, Hell didn't want him.

Fortunately, this meant he ceased to be.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, that meant he reached enlightenment.

Fortunately, that is the main goal of a buddhist.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, he was also reincarnated and not only was he no longer impotent but potent and as a rat.

Fortunately, the rat virus of 2049 saw him die again.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, This virus also affected certain types of cats

Fortunately, no one cared about the sphinx cats

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I still insisted on telling story about the alien race called No one and they cared.

Fortunately, somebody now cared about sphinx cats anyway.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a scientist told everyone that sphinx cats were evil.

Fortunately, he was a raving lunatic that drinks every single hour of every single day.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he died of alcohol poisoning

Fortunately, he was now in a better place

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, that better place turned out to be a childrens day-care center and he freaked out all the little kids and the parents who would come pick up their children.

Fortunately, there was a shortage of day-care center carers and thus he was allowed to stay.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, his rotting corpse made the place stink so they had to move him to another place.

Fortunately, they put him a crate and blasted him off into space.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the crate returned back to Earth

Fortunately, it only landed in the Atlantic Ocean

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, major tidal waves saw it land in China.

Fortunately, some people saw that as a good thing and just ignored and the dirty smog covered him up anyway.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, this dirty smog covered every square inch of Earth.

Fortunately, this dirty smog wasn't really dirty and had some curing properties.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it only cured cancer

Fortunately, this was a great thing

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, this was just government propaganda designed to manipulate the masses so they did not realise how corrupt the government was.

Fortunately, the revolution of 2099 saw an end to this, and a new form of collective government was born. (Just think communism)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, everybody hated this new government.

Fortunately, they had the ability to brainwash people to like this new government.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the brainwashing only worked on half of the people

Fortunately, the half that was uneffected was able to over throw the new government

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, they set up their own government this time based on fascist views and destined to involve pure brutality.

Fortunately, one sole figure appeared and managed to support a new way of living, people would return to their little groups as cavemen. Thus, fascism or any other type of government was now useless, as people in their little groups lived individual lives.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, by living as caveman, all technology and medicine ceased to exist causing very hard times ahead.

Fortunately, Caveman was a New Age term for people who like to do things individually without being bothered by any forms of a government.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, an alien from another planet came and recreated a government

Fortunately, the alien was Superman so no one had anything to worry about

[Master of Paradox]

Unfortunately, someone hit him with a Kryptonite brick.

Fortunately, Superman was wearing a lead suit that day.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the lead suit was kinda heavy even for someone as strong as Superman and thus he fell and not only did he fall but he well feel deep within the ground.

Fortunately, this was cut out of the next superman as they were nervous that little kiddies would get too upset.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it was included in the DVD

Fortunately, little kids couldn't watch the scene because it was password protected

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the password was 123.

Fortunately, the creators of the DVD saw this problem and recalled all the DVDs back.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately disaster struck as a copy was made on the internet and all the little kids got to see what was so violent about superman and even more unfortunately they were quite disappointed.

Fortunately, they had Spiderman 5000 to look forward to.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they had to wait 2 years to see it

Fortunately, they had a new Spider-man cartoon to hold them over

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the animators rushed it too fast that it was so horrible that it was pulled off the air faster than any other show.

Fortunately, Mighty Morphing Powers Rangers was still around and was now on its 50th Season.