<Game> Twisted Wishes v.5 (M.A. LV)

[Fett One]

Granted but you die within a minute of acheiving your happiness

I wish to become a FBI agent

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but since they don't trust you very well, they implant a mind control device in your brain and put a shock collar on you in case you find out how to distrupt the signal that controls you. And if you are able to destroy the shock collar, you become a lab experiment. So you are an FBI Agent but you will probably become some terrible creature ... which they will terminate as soon as they find out if it is too threatening.

I wish there existed a TPM Museum with a wonderful gift shop.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. There will be books full of printed TPM threads, avatar and signature exhibitions, statues presenting famous TPM members such as firepokemon, shazza, Little_Pikachu...and Mikachu Yukitatsu...

Anyway, then there's this gift shop which has an Inferno_Dragon doll which rather looks like a pig and you are angry.

I wish Piccolo in Dragonball was more powerful.

[Fett One]

Granted. He becomes so powerful that not even Goku can beat, causing Goku and Vegeta to do the fusion dance just so that they can beat him. The fight ends up causing the planet they are on to be destroyed and killing all of them as well.

I wish to become immortal while maintaining my current age (24)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but then Duncan McCloud chops off your head ... thus ending your immortality ... and now he is even stronger.

I wish I had the Kyubii Sealed inside me.