<Game> Twisted Wishes v.5 (M.A. LV)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but then his avatar becomes a human and is stuck in the pages of TPM.

I wish I lived happily ever after.

[Fett One]

Granted but you die within a minute of acheiving your happiness

I wish to become a FBI agent

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but since they don't trust you very well, they implant a mind control device in your brain and put a shock collar on you in case you find out how to distrupt the signal that controls you. And if you are able to destroy the shock collar, you become a lab experiment. So you are an FBI Agent but you will probably become some terrible creature ... which they will terminate as soon as they find out if it is too threatening.

I wish there existed a TPM Museum with a wonderful gift shop.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. There will be books full of printed TPM threads, avatar and signature exhibitions, statues presenting famous TPM members such as firepokemon, shazza, Little_Pikachu...and Mikachu Yukitatsu...

Anyway, then there's this gift shop which has an Inferno_Dragon doll which rather looks like a pig and you are angry.

I wish Piccolo in Dragonball was more powerful.

[Fett One]

Granted. He becomes so powerful that not even Goku can beat, causing Goku and Vegeta to do the fusion dance just so that they can beat him. The fight ends up causing the planet they are on to be destroyed and killing all of them as well.

I wish to become immortal while maintaining my current age (24)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but then Duncan McCloud chops off your head ... thus ending your immortality ... and now he is even stronger.

I wish I had the Kyubii Sealed inside me.

[firepokemon]

Granted, the kyubbi is sealed inside you. Thus giving you amazing powers unfortunately, it means you have no friends, everyone despises you and half the world wants to kill you. It sounds like a nice recycling of Naturo really. Except unlike in that merry story. Its just all downhill.

(Bah short I know *smacks myself*)

I wish someone would post in The Personality Game as I am bored and the internet is dead today.

[Fett One]

Granted but the person only posted spam

I wish to own an autobot

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you find out that it is really a Decepton is disguise and now you are running for your life because its orders are to destroy all human life and you are its selected target right now.

I wish that the next person would have all the letters in the alphabet in their post.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but the person only writes abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvxyzåäö so you won't have fun looking for the letters.

I wish letters å, ä and ö were used in English language.

[Fett One]

Granted but you can only use them when using baby talk

I wish to become a train conductor

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you fall asleep on the job on your first day and cause a major accident. You are ordered to never be near a train again for the next 500 years.

I wish I could be a pilot.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but some air pirates attack your plane.

I wish I could be a pirate.

[firepokemon]

Granted, the magic twisty wishing queen comes and puts magic into you and puts you to a fantasy time, a period that never really existed but in the fantasy world. There you are a pirate, its wonderful, as you meet a bunch of new friends and have a grand old time. Unfortunately, you were never really cut out for being a real pirate, and the thought of killing others saddens you. One day, you are asked to do such a feat, you refuse naturally. However, this results in you being made to walk the plank. You think to yourself well this is just a fantasy. Well yes it is, but Ms. Twisty Fairy Queen is evil like that and well she says that you are stuck in the fantasy world. And so you walk the plank and fall into the sea, for six hours you are stuck in the sea, you feel pretty warm and amazingly quite relaxed. But then a giant wave comes and you disappear under the sea to never be seen again.

I wish to be made a prince for a day and marry a fellow prince.

[Fett One]

Granted, you get married to Prince Charles. The marriage ends after the day is up and he gets to keep all of your stuff


I wish for a pet dragon that is 100% obediant to me and only me

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but every night it goes off on a killing spree and your neighbors are sick and tired of it. Either you get rid of the dragon or you go. Every time you try to make it behave, you are hurt badly. You finally get the idea of switching bodies with your dragon and it works. You finally find out why it has been causing havoc but before you can solve it, they destroy the destroy which means they kill you. Now your dragon which is in your body is still free to cause chaos and you can't do anything about since you are already dead.

I wish Bowser and Mario were friends.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but that means Mario sides with Bowser and with Mario on the evil side, Mushroom Kingdom turns into a living hell.

I wish I had a sword in a display case.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. But it's someone else's display case. The bigger prize, sitting next to the blade, is your head.

I wish I was omniscient.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. Some things just shouldn't be known, though, so you quickly go insane and your knowledge is meaningless.

I wish I was motivated to write.

[Fett One]

Granted, you become motivated to write one page and one page only. After that you have writer's block for the rest of your life

I wish to read a really good star wars novel

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but just as you finish reading it you forget it.

I wish I had a time machine

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you are so clumsy when it comes to interacting with the past that it causes devasting changes to the present. When you get back to your time, you are surrounded by what looks like the new inhabitants of earth and they don't recognize you thinking that you are an invader and they try to kill you.

I wish I could make an Abridged Series.

[firepokemon]

Granted, you make an abridged series. You made it all nice and pretty and many people preferred it over the actual series. You thought great I'll continue doing so. But you keep getting fans of your abridged series, and they become maniacal. Soon they start sending emails, the next they start tracking you down. And soon they're at your doorstep. Including some sick 60 something year old, looking for you to be his new fuck buddy.

I wish someone would please please please reply to the Personality Game.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but it was mr_pikachu who replied.

I wish I could send postcards to other TPMers via traditional mail.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You eventually get the mailing addresses of all the active TPMers around here (including myself), but you get so flooded with letters, that your house explodes from one letter too many, killing you and anyone else inside.

I wish I had a third, fully functional hand.

[Fett One]

Granted but it's located on you back, which makes it impossible to sit on a chair

I wish to be an only child

[firepokemon]

Your supreme wish is granted. Oh wait a minute, the magic went wrong and you were transported 200 years back in time. Its the days when only children, had to do all the washng, all the cleaning, all the scrubbing, lots ands lots and lots of work to do. Oh and theres no computers. OMG you are so tired, as you only have five hours of sleep to do. OMG and you have to do all the work. Next time don't wish to be an only child ^^

I wish for snow tomorrow.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but then you get snowed in and die from starvation

I wish for more anime to watch

[Knight of Time]

Granted. All the television stations in your house get anime on them 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, but the majority of the anime has adult situations, and you decide the anime isn't worth it.

I wish the Detroit Red Wings would be this year's NHL champion (after all, it is very rare these years for the top team in the regular season to win it all).

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but one day after they win the game is thrown out on a technicality and awarded to their opponents.

I wish I had a perfect sense of direction.

[Fett One]

Granted but it only works on Venus, which makes it useless since it's impossible for your to live on Venus

I wish TV shows made 30 episodes a season so that there will be fewer reruns

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but this will make the producers, writers, actors, etc, etc, etc so tired that you will end up with poorly scripted episodes which isn't worth the 30 Episode Per Season.

I wish there could be a show that could on for 100 Seasons. (Yeah, I expect a similiar reponse to what I granted but I could be wrong.)

[firepokemon]

Your wish is granted. However, the show that started in season one was a serious drama, by season 10 it had become a comedy; by season 20 it was an action series; by season 30 it was a porn series; season 40 saw it become animated; season 50 was virtual reality based. And then from season 60 to season 100, it was abridged series of the first 59 episodes. And the series sucked.

I wish for it to be warmer.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you just wished for your delicious ice cream become warmer.

I wish flowers couldn't die.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but that includes alien plants that suck the life out people. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I had super intelligence.

[Fett One]

Granted but you become so smart that everyone beats you up for being a super nerd. Even the nerds beat you up for being a super nerd

I wish to own a f-22

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but the first time you fly it the thing selfdestructs.

I wish the world was set to music.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but people get annoyed of it real quickly (Ever see that episode where Peter wishes to have music play when he walked or moved?)

I wish Pop Culture was part of elementary to High School Education. (I took a class on Pop Culture in college and it was truely educational ... and fun.)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but every artist then studies pop culture and it becomes too schematic. For instance, soon they'll publish a game named Suckmon where you suck monsters and it becomes a big pop culture hit, but just because the authors were inspired by the Pokemon phenomenon.

I wish I was the best ice hockey player in the world.

[Fett One]

Granted but you are so good that nobody wants to play against you, which causes you to get blacklisted from every single hockey team in existance.

I wish to have my very own Iron Man armor