Granted, the magic twisty wishing queen comes and puts magic into you and puts you to a fantasy time, a period that never really existed but in the fantasy world. There you are a pirate, its wonderful, as you meet a bunch of new friends and have a grand old time. Unfortunately, you were never really cut out for being a real pirate, and the thought of killing others saddens you. One day, you are asked to do such a feat, you refuse naturally. However, this results in you being made to walk the plank. You think to yourself well this is just a fantasy. Well yes it is, but Ms. Twisty Fairy Queen is evil like that and well she says that you are stuck in the fantasy world. And so you walk the plank and fall into the sea, for six hours you are stuck in the sea, you feel pretty warm and amazingly quite relaxed. But then a giant wave comes and you disappear under the sea to never be seen again.

I wish to be made a prince for a day and marry a fellow prince.