GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.9 (M.A. Zak)

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, some countries such as New Zealand were not allowed to watch it as it was considered too violent and children were copying the moves.

Fortunately, the great global warming event wiped New Zealand off the map.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the people who lived in New Zealand had no where to live

Fortunately, they decided to go to America

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, America was already overpopulated in some parts.

Fortunately, there was plenty of room in the deserts.

[Master of Paradox]

Unfortunately, the deserts were too hostile for human life.

Fortunately, this brought a quick end to the problem of New Zealand refugees.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, this meant no other country wanted them.

Fortunately, they had a colony on Mars that they could send the New Zealanders to.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the great planet that was Mars suffered a crisis of mass coldness resulting i the freezing of New Zealanders.

Fortunately, Australia suffering its biggest global warming epidemic ever were glad to help as they could charge 1 million dollars per frozen human to heat them up.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one had 1 million dollars

Fortunately, Australia decided they didn't need the money

[Master of Paradox]

Unfortunately, the New Zealanders thawed too fast, causing a massive rainstorm throughout Austrailia.

Fortunately, this took care of the drought the country had just suffered.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the rainwaters came too fast and flooded the whole entire continent.

Fortunately, Australia had underwater cities just in case of a huge flood happening.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the authorities forgot to implement Oxygen and pressurising systems and ths the people died.

Fortunately, it was all a movie.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I think I've heard something like that sentence before.

Fortunately, Master of Paradox then told me to stop babbling.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Master of Paradox started babbling

Fortunately, someone duct taped his mouth shout

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, I used some magic to make it come off without any pain.

Fortunately, I only did this because Master of Paradox had the solution to world hunger and I needed to hear it from him.

[Master of Paradox]

Unfortunately, I forgot it while my mouth was taped.

Fortunately, a stiff drink got the memory back.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the drink caused you to pass out before you could say it

Fortunately, you came to a few hours later

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Master of Paradox had a terrible headache then.

Fortunately, he could now use Confusion like a Psyduck.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, this caused Master Paradox to spread confusion to Mikachu Yukitatsu and Fett One.

Fortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu and Fett One in turn caused everyone else at TPM to be confused.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the confusion causes major headaches to every one at TPM

Fortunately, I had an immunity so I was protected for the confusion.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you were injured by the confused people since they weren't aware of what they were doing

Fortunately, you forgave them since they were confused

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, confusion that everyone experienced spilled all over the internet. This resulted in a mass deletion of the internet.

Fortunately, they were too stupid to remove web.archive.org

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, web.archive.org had incredibly slow load times.

Fortunately, every server in the world transferred its power to web.archive.org to increase its speed.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this caused other websites like TPM to become much slower

Fortunately, us at TPM didn't mind since it was for the greater good

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, TPM eventually closed because it was too slow

Fortunately, new serers were made, which allowed TPM to be re-opened

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately TPM had to go back to the evil forums where the security was far too relaxed and evil boy wonders such as Jay existed and who could take advantage of the relaxed security to steal administrator, moderator and normal users passwords.

Fortunately, Jay was involved in a car accident in real life and he was brain damaged. (Bah I actually miss Jay.)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, there was surgery he could get to fix his brain

Fortunately, he didn't have enough money

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, someone donated money

Fortunately, it was monoply money

[Inferno_Dragon]

(Okay, I think someone of you people have your Unfortunately, Fortunately mixed up.)

Unfortunately, they didn't accept monopoly money.

Fortunately, they did accept gold bars.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, gold was no longer at such a high price as it use to be.

Fortunately, after years of being undervalued, the US dollar soared to amazing new heights.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this caused the whole worlds economy to crash

Fortunately, someone picked it back up

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, for some odd reason, that required major sacrificies such as quitting video game companies.

Fortunately, Nintendo fanboys protested.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, Pokemon Asteroid and Pokemon Galaxy the 500 Millionth sequel's to the original Pokemon Red and Green or Blue if you're everywhere but Japan cost so much to produce. As wifi no longer existed, instead everything was virtual. Unfortunately since pokemon was aimed at young ones, they were being pwned by too many older fans and thus the parents protested and protested. And the kids kept thinking their Shoozers, Minues, Lyons and Tigereas were dying everytime they were knocked out in battle by such moves as Thunder Kiss and the defenses too strong thanks to firewall that they cried and cried and cried. And thus the pokemon franchise after 100 years and 1.9 trillion copies sold died.

Fortunately, there was still the Mario franchise that had just hit the 3 trillion copies sold mark.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the Mario franchise's 3 trillion copies sold mark applied to pirated copies of their games.

Fortunately, the pirated games were never released to North America.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, people in North America were able to buy them online

Fortunately, the government wouldn't allow the packages to pass customs

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, corrupt people in customs let the nintendo mario games in.

Fortunately, the President a rabid video gamer himself liked the games.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he was so rabid he caught rabies

Fortunately, he was cured before he died

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the cure cost his surviving family members all the money they had, and they went bankrupt.

Fortunately, they had just won a fortune in cash at the local lottery.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they couldn't keep the money since the family of teh president wasn't allegable to participate in the lottery

Fortunately, they had a friend that agreed to accept the winnings for them

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the friend died in a car crash

Fortunately, one of the ambulance drivers decided to take the money to his friend for him

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the ambulance driver was greedy and took the money all for himself.

Fortunately, he was visited by a ghost who warned him to return the money or he shall cast in a place of living torment.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, on his way to return the money, an eerie thing happened. And he became enclosed in a huge cocoon like enclosure.

Fortunately, this allowed the guy to grow pretty pretty wings.