GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.9 (M.A. Zak)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, there was a butterfly collector around.

Fortunately, it meant he only collected Japanese Digimon tapes (the original song being named Butterfly).

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he couldn't find any so he decided to capture firepokemon instead.

Fortunately, firepokemon had some so the butterfly catcher let him go.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the ambulance driver still had to deliver the money

Fortunately, firepokemon offered to help him

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortuantely, the ambulance driver was possesseed by the sentence "Gotta Catch 'em All!".

Fortunately, mr_pikachu's Pokemon right agency came to help firepokemon.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unforunately, to help him, firepokemon had to pay mr_pikachu .... one billion dollars.

Fortunately, mr_pikachu was being generous and let him pay it off later.

[Fett One]

Unforunately, firepokemon never paid him

Fortunately, mr_pikachu got the money from firepokemon's parents

[Master of Paradox]

Unfortunately, he did so by killing them and collecting their insurance.

Fortunately, they were cloned.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the clones went rampant

Fortunately, there was a cure for this

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, this could only be found by heading towards, the world of Miscellaneous. This area was well known for its spammers, flamers and ultimately trolls.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy, Inferno_Dragon, Master of Paradox, and Fett One decided to do a "Lord of the Rings" and go on one mighty journey saving humanity. On their way they ultimately picked up a fifth person, the slightly evil Mikachu but he would also turn out to be fortunately sweller in the art of Swordfighting.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Mikachu didn't have a sword

Fortunately, Master of Paradox stole a sword from a traveling gypsy

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this gypsy put a curse of Master of Paradox

Fortunately, Fett One used his magical wizard powers to stop this

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, Fett One's powers were not working as Fett One was very tired due to the long and dangerous journey. More unfortunate, Crazy Elf Boy became sick as well.

Fortunately, Inferno_Dragon used the super energy of life and created a vortex of pure healing allowing Master of Paradox to no longer be cursed; Crazy Elf Boy to become well again; and finally, Fett One was no longer tired.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, firepokemon hadn't a part in this story.

Fortunately, he appeared when he was needed most.

[Master of Paradox]

Unfortunately, by that time the story was over.

Fortunately, someone saw fit to make a sequel.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the sequel wasn't very good.

Fortunately, it wasn't released to the public.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, a thief stole it

Fortunately, the thief kept it to himself

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he stupidly posted it on Youtube

Fortunately, people were too busy watching An Engineers Guide to Cats, Abridged Series and other hillarious stuff to even notice the sequel.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, someone did find it and decided to animate the word and release it in Japan and everyone thought it was anime and thus wanted it.

Fortunately, nobody in the United States licensed it and nobody bothered to fansub it either.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the Japanese people had anime editing software on their computers that allowed them to make the anime very offensive.

Fortunately, their computers all broke before they could finish their bad deed.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they had the show on a backup disc so they could still continue.

Fortunately, no one was willing to help them out.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they managed to acquire new computers

Fortunately, their was a blackout

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they had an emergency generator

Fortunately, it blew up

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they had a backup generator.

Fortunately, it didn't have enough power.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they decided to borrow Satoshi Tajiri's Pikachu.

Fortunately, Satoshi didn't want to lend it.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Team Rocket stole it

Fortunately, Team Rocket still didn't want to give it the Japanese

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, pikachu electrocuted Team Rocket, thus sending them blasting off

Fortunately, Team Rocket landed in a pillow factory

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the pillow factory was just about to explode.

Fortunately, Wobbuffet popped out of its pokeball and managed to use reflect to diminish the bombs impact.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the explosion was directed towards Finland

Fortunately, Mikachu used his magical power of speaking Finnish to redirect the blast

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the blast was redirected at the moon.

Fortunately, Sailor Moon used her powers to save the moon.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Sailor Moon redirected the blast back at Finland

Fortunately, Finland was able to activate a shield to protect it from the blast

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this drained a lot of power

Fortunately, they had several backup generators

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, those back-up generators blew up.

Fortunately, all the citizens of Finland were able to teleport to a parallel earth where Finland wasn't being attacked.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, in the parallel earth Finland wasn't good at ice hockey.

Fortunately, it made no difference.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they weren't good at any sports

Fortunately, all the Finnish where smart people

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the Finnish people didn't know all the meanings of the word "smart".

Fortunately, they had dictionaries to help them.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the dictionairies were in japanese

Fortunately, Japan was willing to trade them finnish dictionaries for the japanese dictionaries

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the dictionaries were in Klingon.

Fortunately, one of the Finlandians was a Klingon in disguise and decided to help.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he was blasted by Spock

Fortunately, all the Star "Trekkies" helped translate them instead

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, all the translating work took the Star "Trekkies" years and years to complete.

Fortunately, they had a device to take them and the Finnish to the future with the Finnish encyclopedias.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, I had the device.

Fortunately, I willingly gave them the device.