<Game> Twisted Wishes v.5 (M.A. LV)

[firepokemon]

Granted, but it comes from the 2 dollar shop and it broke, causing you to cry as it also had the bad affect of making you six years old again.

I wish I was a five year old for the day.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you are grounded for the whole day

I wish I had an even wittier intellect

[Fett One]

Granted but you become so witty that no one understands your wit, which makes you depressed, which leads to you committing suicide

I wish people didn't committ suicide

[firepokemon]

Granted, but they do anyway (Sorry but I didn't find I wanted to really twist that)

I wish there was a pill that meant one couldn't gain too much weight.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but instead it makes people lose weight and die from anorexia

I wish anorexia wasn't a problem

[Knight of Time]

Granted. All the people in the world with anorexia suddenly and rapidly begin to gain weight, until finally, they all explode in pieces (not a pretty sight for sure)

I wish it was impossible for a person to explode like a bomb.

[Fett One]

Granted. They explode like grenades instead

I wish for a bottle of whiskey

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but it is tainted whiskey.

I wish they would make a sequel to Drawn to Life and have it both on the DS and the Wii.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it sucks

I wish I had the ability to find out other peoples secrets

[Fett One]

Granted but in exchange for this power everyone in the world learn all of your secrets

I wish to own a tropical island

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, you own a tropical island ....

.... But it is infested with the most dangerous plants and animals so you won't have any time to relax while you are trying not to get killed.

I wish K-12 was all located in one giant school so that students could stay in the same school for 13 years.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but since everyone is there from k-12 it gets boring and everyone leaves causing it to shut down.

I wish I could have access to all TV shows ever made

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but that includes all those awful ones and you just waste your time.

I wish I could move faster.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You are now the fastest man in the world...but you have permanently lost control of your movements, causing you to be too fast, and you eventually crash into a wall.

I wish that walking into a wall would never hurt.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but now breathing is painful

I wish nothing bad would ever happen

[Fett One]

Granted, but with nothing bad ever happening things get really bored, making you wish bad things would happen again

I wish to have my very own iron man armor

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but you soon find out it can't work for you since it will only work for the previous owner of the Iron Man suit, and it you try to put it on, it will immediately try to either electrocute you or inject you with the most lethal dose of poison.

I wish they stopped making Mega Man Games.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but because of you that they stopped they send all backloaded games to your house

I wish I had the power to make people do what I want

[Fett One]

Granted but it only works on each person once

I wish people could no longer make wishes

[firepokemon]

Granted, your wish is granted and no more people can make wishes. This causes a huge amount of anger and frustration leading to people everywhere around the world who wanted to make a wish, coming for Fett One. One Sunday lazy afternoon Fett One was enjoying his lemon drink and apple pie, sitting down on the porch relaxing in the sun. First appeared one person and then another and then another and soon, there were hundreds if not thousands of people at the house that Fett One lived. Fett One sitting in his chair, swayed back and forth in fear of his lives. Soon one man said, "hey you Fett One, we want our wishes back". Fett One looked high above thinking to himself, "If only I didn't make the wish". Soon the thousands of people approached the porch, looking for that one spot to stab Fett One to death. Soon a knife entered Fett One's body and he began to bleed. Bleeding Fett One continued to ponder the wish he made and as the thousands left the porch and ultimately his house. Fett One lay down bleeding terribly thinking of the the mistakes that one wish would make.

I wish that my dog wouldn't annoy me constantly wanting me t play with his sticky and disgusting toy.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, now it just poops in your house everywhere

I wish I could go invisible when I feel like it

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it only work when you feel mad and it goes off if you feel happy. And if you ever feel sad, you will explode.

I wish that in the Last Harry Potter book, Lupin, George, Snape and Mad Eye Moody didn't die. (There are a lot that died in that book but I choose those four for a reason .... which I am not telling you.)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, they don't die. On the other hand, as soon as you open the book, you will die.

I wish Inferno_Dragon couldn't die.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but now he is doomed to walk the earth alone forever

I wish that I could do anything I wanted

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but now you have an extremely tight schedule, so you can't do as many things as you want in one day.

I wish that people had a natural immunity to sunburns.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but that doesn't make you immune to the ultraviolet waves coming from the sun to the earth and since you think you are imnune, you will be unware that you won't be safe from a huge UV Ray that is just hit and then you catch on fire so you end up with 3rd Degree Burns or what is worse than 3rd Degree burns.

I wish I was a resident of Eureka.

[Fett One]

Granted but you can never leave and your love ones can never visit you, which leaves you very lonely

I wish to pilot the millenium falcon

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it is only a tiny scale model

I wish I was a fighter pilot

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but on your first mission to defend your country, your airplane suddenly explodes without any warning, and you die instantly in the explosion.

I wish that terrorists never existed.

[Fett One]

Granted but it causes a population boom that results in the earth's destruction since it couldn't handle the number of people living their.

I wish to have the power to control demons

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you can only control lower level demons. And you are accused by the demon king of trying to take any of his demons away so he banishes you to a realm where you are tortured 24/7.

I wish I could be friends with all dragons.

[firepokemon]

Granted you befriend all dragons but then after 50 years being friends with Dragons, a baby dragon dies. Not from your doing, it just happened that the baby dragon had a certain virus that could never be fixed but because you were taking care of the baby dragon the dragons got mad.

First the fire dragons breathed fire, then the water dragons sprayed water and then other dragons clawed you and dragons all over the world let out one huge cry that alerted other dragons and before you know you were dead. But this also resulted in dragons being so fearful of all humans that they would attack the humans themselves. Of course humans somehow striked back and it was the end of the dragons and eventually they became just a legend.

I wish my brain could write stories.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but since your brain needs to write them it pops out of your head and leaves for England to write magnificent stories leaving you brain dead

I wish I had the power to make my imagination real

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you can't control it very well. Especially when you think of terrible things which instead of attacking others they attack you.

I wish I could see the future.

[Fett One]

Granted but the images are so great that they cause you to become blind

I wish to be immune to all poisons

[firepokemon]

Granted, Fett One becomes immune to all poisons. However, there are consequences to such actions. For you see, as one person becomes immune to poisons, other people as a result become more exposed and thus hundreds then thousands and ultimately billions of people die.

I wish I could think of a wish right now but I can't.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you invent something but get frustrated because it won't be granted because the wish was so hard.

I wish my Playstation 3 worked better with the games it doesn't.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it works well, only with XBOX games though

I wish things would happen the way it does in my mind

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you only think of horrible things and only horrible things will happen. And if you happen to think of a horrible thing that will happen to you, well let's just say things might not be pretty.

I wish I was a famous fantasy author.

[Fett One]

Granted. You become famous for writing the worst fantasy stories in history.

I wish for universal peace