<Game> Twisted Wishes v.5 (M.A. LV)

[firepokemon]

Granted, but the world becomes boring.

I wish for anarchy.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but in the midst of this horrible rabble and chaos you are shivved in the kidneys with a knife dying in a horrible way.

I wish that violence would leave the world and everything would be at peace

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but while it is peace on earth, it is war in the universe so we don't have any way of protecting ourselves when an alien warship blows earth up leaving us to find planet "Bob" which we will find has also been blown up.

I wish I had the power to blow things up.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You go to a big city and blow your nose just to notice you have gained an ability to blow up nearby buildings doing so and accidentially wipe out some districts. Then you go to a shop and begin to feel cold again. You try to avoid blowing your nose, but fail and blow your nose and blow up the whole shop, with yourself inside it.

I wish Crazy Elf Boy's wishes were granted to me.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but then your wishes are granted by someone else and not me

I wish I had a car

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is a really an alien car in disguise and you learn that it hates human so it tries to kill you every chance it gets.

I wish Chocolate Chips rained from the skies.

[Fett One]

Granted but everyone eventually dies of dehydration since it no longer rains water, thus depleting the worlds water supply

I wish to see the new Indiana Jones movie

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it's not the real version they show in cinemas but a new Indiana Jones movie made by me and it sucks.

I wish I could make my own movie.

[firepokemon]

Granted, but the critics hated hated it and you cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried some more.

I wish my Jug would hurry up and boil

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but by the time it finally boils, you are 100 years old and then you die of a heart attack.

I wish I could find the first Grand Theft Auto game (you know the 2D Graphic game where the view was top down.)

[Fett One]

Granted but you have to pay me $200 for my copy of it (I really do have it)

I wish super heroes were real

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but you realize they WERE real and aren't anymore. Yes, I know the grammatical rule about I wish-sentences, but I think nobody has granted a wish this way in the game before.

I wish someone else had a better twist for Fett One's wish.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you don't like the response to what I am about to say. Now they are real, you realize that they aren't as impressive as you thought they were. You realize that they are just like you except with certain abilities. So you don't like superheroes anymore and don't want to be rescued by any of them so you die in a accident.

I i h h n x c u l p s s o k d i e h s.
w s t e e t o p e o t l o e l k t i

[Crazy Elf Boy]

G a t d u t i r a l h r t a d h s a e y u h a e p o e
r n e b t h s e l y a d o n t i m k s o r e d x l d .

I i h h t o e n w u d o o e h n c o .
w s t a s m o e o l d s m t i g o l

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Suotu, mutta soin sen suomeksi.

Granted, but I granted it in Finnish.

I wish I knew what Inferno_Dragon and Crazy Elf Boy meant.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is so crazy that you are driven mad and your friends look you up in a insane hospital beneath the crusts of the earth.

I wish they made a 3d version of Chip's Challenge.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it comes obsolete because it is never as good as number 2

I wish people could read my last post

[firepokemon]

Granted, your wish is granted and they read the post, but they are incapable of understanding it.

I wish I was not getting a speeding ticket that I think is coming through the mail system

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Instead of getting one speeding ticket, you are getting one hundred speeding tickets, so pay up, firepokemon.

I wish that there was a policeman or policewoman in every neighbourhood.

[Fett One]

Granted but all of them are corrupt, so crime remains the same

I wish to have a talking dog

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it talks behind your back and spreads awful rumors around the neighborhood and everybody makes fun of you.

I wish I could have dinner with J.K. Rowling.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, you are at the restaurant and just as she is about to come in you die from a flying knife in the heart

I wish knives wouldn't fly

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but now if someone tries to throw a knife, it drops right on the person's toes.

I wish I was a fish.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but you are a fish that is on dry land and before you can get to water, you sufficate and die.

I wish I had a set of attachable gills.

[firepokemon]

Granted, but people just see you as one hell of a freak.

I wish I had a decent wish to make but whenever I reply to this thread I seemingly can not make a decent wish.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it just gets twisted with an unimaginative come back like explodes or you die

I wish people were more imaginative

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but their imaginations run wild causing bad stuff to happen.

I wish that nice friendly aliens would come to earth and give us technology to make earth a better place.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but their technology has too many problems with it, and the aliens are easily kicked off the earth.

I wish there was life on every planet.

[firepokemon]

Granted, there is life on every planet. But this causes planetary conflict in a universal scale the world, the galaxy, the solar system has never before seen. Soon the Earth is invaded by life forms from all over and the Earth is destroyed and soon these life forms start invading all the planets until there is just one dominant life form. Alien fly-like life-forms that are ugly and giant. Be scared, be afraid, and make a proper wish next time. As the consequences can be deadly.

I wish Knight of Time had not made his wish of life forms on every planet.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but now you just wiped out every single life form including everybody on earth. Congratulations, you just killed everything on earth (including the cockroaches).

I wish I was best friends with the Mythbuster team.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but they treat you horribly, thinking your friends and family aren't real.

I wish that other forums would stop "stealing" games from PCG.

[Fett One]

Granted, the other forums pay us to use these games but then we are get arrested for not paying taxes on the money that we were paid


I wish for a Family Guy spin-off staring Quigmire

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it isn't as great as Family Guy. It lasts one episode and then it is canceled and the pilot episode is destroyed so it will be never shown again.

I wish that Family Guy would last several seasons at least until its series finale without it getting canceled again.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the final few seasons are a big flop and it gets canceled before the finale

I wish I could store all the information I wanted

[firepokemon]

Granted but oh dear me you suffer from major information overload because nothing is sorted. You can store all the information, but there is no way to process it. Thus whatever you are looking for, can not be found as it is full of information.

I wish my memory was better.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is so good that it remembers the bad memories and those bad memories seem to keep up popping up in your head over and over and over again until you are driven mentally insane.

I wish I was Garfield's Owner.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but he tears up your couches and eats all your lasagna

I wish I could spell every word

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but over time, you will forget how to spell some words, due to your oversized vocabulary.

I wish there was a real spelling bee (hence, the insect of the same name learning how to spell, lol).

[Fett One]

Granted but it's so poisonous that no one can within 100 feet of it making it extremely difficult to ever see one

I wish to have a medical license

[firepokemon]

Granted, but the first time it is required you massively muck up and it is taken away forever. This was because well you shouldn't have had a medical license in the first place. You are also sued for the medical misadventure and must now pay 1 million dollars.

I wish Fett One didn't have to have his medical license taken away.