GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.9 (M.A. Zak)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they were taught wrong.

Fortunately, everyone makes mistakes.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that mistake cost them their job.

Fortunately, due to their incredible intelligance, they got jobs as professors at a nearby university.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it was near area 51

Fortunately, the aliens had good disguises

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, I am sure I actually posted in this thread and thus I am now confused as I know I posted in this thread, and yet it seemingly did not post? It was right after Inferno_Dragon's post and aid something about unfortunately there were accusations of sexual harassment and concerns over academic funding and I said fortunately these rumours were found to be unfounded.

Fortunately, I must be on crack because I can't imagine that someone would actually delete the message as it wouldn't require deletion.

----Hmm I realise it doesn't fit the story so I'll go with this one. So whoever does the next one choose this one please.

Unfortunately the aliens were incredibly dumb

Fortunately nobody cared.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the students cared.

Fortunately, all they cared about was their grades and they didn't care that their profs were aliens.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the alien professors taught all their subjects in their native langauge, making it impossible for the students to understand them.

Fortunately, a new student came in one day who had the ability to translate the aliens' language.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, this new student while fully capable of translating alien language decided to play a joke that what the aliens said was that the Professor had strange sexual fetishes.

Fortunately, this allowed the students to sympathise with their Professor, as before they had just seem him as an old man.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a younger teacher replaced him.

Fortunately, the aliens used a aging ray to make the younger teacher a really really really old man.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the old man died within a few hours.

Fortunately, the students got the next few days off to get ready for the funeral.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they all over slept and missed the funeral

Fortunately, one of the aliens filmed it

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he did know how to use an camera from earth.

Fortunately, he used his own camera from his planet.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, alien video cameras record things that human eyes can not see and thus nobody could see what was going on.

Fortunately, a brilliant alien and son team came up with a process, where alien video camera recordings could be reprogrammed so human eyes could see what was going on.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it would burn out the eyes of anyone who watched it

Fortunately, the aliens has some eyedrops for it

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the chemical in the eyedrops were okay for alien eyes but not okay for human eyes and it caused terrible rashes all over the body.

Fortunately, the aliens had a lotion for that.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they had accidentially left all the lotion bottles to a planet called Kearatei.

Fortunately, it was only 10 lightyears away.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, humans don't posses light speed technology

Fortunately, the aliens had it

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the aliens' light speed technology was a complete failure.

Fortunately, there were some Mr. Fix-It aliens at the ready to fix the technology.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they wanted a lot of money

Fortunately, we were able to pay them

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, just as we wanted to pay them, the money disappeared and it would appear that one evil Fett One had the stolen the money. For you see Fett One, was once a human with a humanoid body, but then one day he had a horrible accident and his body became so destroyed that he cold only survive with a robotic body. Recently however, new technology meant that robotic bodies could become humanoid bodies once again. Though of course, Fett One didn't have the money and the Earth Society were not willing to pay for it. Thus, Fett One stole the money.

Fortunately, Fett One was arrested by the great detective Knight of Time who also recovered the money.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, KOT used the money for illicit actions

Fortunately, he was eventually caught

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, he was put in the worst prison in the universe.

Fortunately, the prison was empty of the prisoners when Knight of Time came there so the guards were happy because they finally got some work.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately a ravaging virus spread throughout the prison officers and poor little Knight of Time was lonely.

Fortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu and Crazy Elf Boy were bad people and had to go join Knight of Time in prison.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, we were paroled early

Fortunately, we stole a car and got thrown back in

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, Crazy Elf Boy and Mikachu got no more parole this time.

Fortunately, they didn't die in prison.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the prison was taken over by alien creatures who wished to torture all three prisoners.

Fortunately, Alien torture was just lots of food, so it only made them fat.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, alien food was poisonous so it caused them to break out in rashes.

Fortunately, this was all a joke on the alien's version of Candid Camera.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one told the victims this

Fortunately, they eventually found out when it aired on television

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the televised joke offended everyone around the world.

Fortunately, it was taken off the TV quickly.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it was posted on YouTube.com

Fortunately, it was taken off faster you can Supercallifragilisticexpialidocious.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, someone put it on TV again then.

Fortunately, it was a channel nobody watched.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, replacing the show on all the other channels and on youtube itself was an episode of Pokemon that long forgotten was put on television. They thought it was a new episode but turned out to be Electric Soldier Porygon and not only that, but it was in unedited form and it caused hundreds and thousands of children suffering from Epilepsy had convulsions.

Fortunately, this was just a fake new stories that circulated in the small hours of the day.

(My god that sounds crap, oh well.)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, some people believed it and started to boycott youtube

Fortunately, they were only a small majority

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they had friends in high places

Fortunately, these friends had their hands tied

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, these friends had their hands untied.

Fortunately, they were tied again. And these tie user super strong tying string.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Ben 10 used Diamondhead to break the ties.

Fortunately, Vilgax stopped Ben 10, retied them up and stole the Omnitrix.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it was a phoney Omnitrix

Fortunately, Ben 10 had the real Omnitrix hidden in a super secret spot

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, Dark Link came in and stole Link's Lens of Truth, and was able to use it to steal the priceless object.

Fortunately, the real Link was able to destroy him once more and regain his stolen item.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Link still couldn't have Princess Zelda.

Fortunately, this inspired him to compose excellent love poems.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the poems weren't so lovable as they read like this:

Zelda you are a princess
Zelda I love you
Zelda be with me
Zelda be with me always

Fortunately, it inspired another Princess. Princess Flatulent.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, Link didn't like this new princess whatsoever.

Fortunately, he was relieved she wasn't working for Ganondorf or Vaati, two of his arch-enemies.