Clearly you don't know fp then.
These features are neat, but ultimately lost on a forum with low traffic. If we were back in the fancy free days of discussing Dragonite vs. Tyranitar and online dating, we would've bought into this stuff like nobody's business (before posting a couple well-thought sentences in our current doings at 'TPM's Pool Party!'), but nowadays we're mostly too apathetic to care. We're quite similar to Morla from the Neverending Story. Know what's funny? Falkor's German name is Fuchur. I giggled.
But hey, why should I bother complaining. I mean, it's something and it's new. Could've just gotten nothing. So I'll be appreciative.
All that being said, one of the features I want to see that's floating around nowadays is reputation. I want to be rewarded for all the fantastical posts I make. I want to 'have a spectacular aura about' and such.
Crap, forgot to actually make poll-type responses. In a condensed form, let's just say I'm largely indifferent to most of the features, though the visitor messages are pretty cool. I've often wondered why it is with these types of profiles you can see how many people have viewed your profile, but rest assured I'll be taking keen notice. If it's more than 11 by the end of the year, I'll consider myself a wild success.