I'd really like to contribute anything to this topic other than anti-WPM sentiments. However, I feel as though that's just not possible. Though I must say I agree with Heald, even without bias his is just a face you'd love to punch. So he's got that going for him, at least.

EDIT: In order to contribute anything at all to this topic, I have to ask - is he as much of a dipstick in real life? Or is it just a ploy?