The af;lkjglk;uer Chronicles

[PsiUmbreon]

The following installment is an example of a masterpiece of utter brilliance, painstakingly crafted by the greatest hive mind in the history of everything. This work brings humanity one step closer to enlightenment with its sheer knowledge, described in its many, many pages. Its knowledge is such that no classroom can be taught without it, no library would be complete without it, and no encyclopedia would be complete without an entire volume dedicated to it. Its importance to humanity cannot be understated. People who read this exquisite work often wonder how they could possibly survive without the knowledge imparted to them within the pages of this book. And you are a fortunate soul, for you are about to read this installment and gain all the seemingly bottomless wisdom contained within. Prepare to be enlightened.

~*The af;lkjglk;uer Chronicles 17.4: Newest Writings in Quantum Physics*~

Poop.

THE END

[Sike Saner]

My God...

*insert several hours of stunned silence as the newly-received wealth of knowledge slowly sinks in*

My sole critique is that the opening paragraph failed to do justice to the great importance, unparalled quality, and profound wisdom of the latest chronicle! If I had been given a chance to see this wrecking ball of excellence coming, I could perhaps have dodged and admired it from a distance as it rushed in to demolish our antiquated ways of thinking. But no... instead, it hit me full force, and I am left in tears right now for the sheer beauty of the revelation that has stricken me. Tears, do you fucking hear me?!

*takes another few hours to regain composure* Sorry about that...

We were all living in a dark age of ignorance before this chronicle was released. The sun is rising on a bright new era for humanity--and you are the one who made it happen.

Lol. XP