The Funny Chat Quotes Thread REVIVED!

[Roy Karrde]

MISQUOTEEEE

(6:16:42 PM) Roy Karrde: I swear to god I will give Heald a blow job

[17:17] Roy Karrde: I swear to god I will give Heald a blow job if Palin uses something from one of two lines tonight
[17:17] Roy Karrde: "Above my pay grade" or "My daughter punished with a baby"

[mr_pikachu]

Aw, c'mon! You can't let me have a little fun with that?

[PNT510]

It wasn't a misquote, it was something even better. A quote taken out of context.

[Heald]

This board has become mysteriously disturbing ever since I've been linked with several sexual situations with other members.

[Roy Karrde]

This board has become mysteriously disturbing ever since I've been linked with several sexual situations with other members.

And that is only things you know about!

I believe a tip of the ice burg metaphor from one of the other mods would be appropriate here.

[Bulbasaur4]

Yeah, but Heald, our sexual adventures were at least-

Wait... whoops. Nothing to see here!


*runs off*
Oh, and here is one of my quotes, being funny 'cuz I'm in China:

rurouni1029 (10:26:36 PM): so any cute guys in your group?
mentepazza (10:27:41 PM): Nope.
rurouni1029 (10:28:33 PM): well that makes bryan happy. no happy chinese romance session of kalah and ping pong her chinese friend

[mr_pikachu]

[while watching Family Guy]

(2:37:24 AM) mr_pikachu: Nice pick-up line.
(2:37:45 AM) classy_cat18: Bet it has a low success rate though.
(2:38:11 AM) mr_pikachu: What, you don't want some Adam West penis?
(2:38:45 AM) classy_cat18: No! I can think of better Batmans to screw than him.

[Zak]

Kalah you're in China? Whereabouts?

I was there not too long ago...

[shazza]

Me getting owned about Facebook:

y OY o23 8 (4:34:17 PM): i found the trick of going back to the old one
shazza4life (4:34:22 PM): yeah
shazza4life (4:34:24 PM): that link?
y OY o23 8 (4:34:30 PM): yeah
shazza4life (4:34:39 PM): yeah i didn't even need it
shazza4life (4:34:41 PM): but it works for others
shazza4life (4:34:44 PM): that i've linked to
y OY o23 8 (4:35:05 PM): you didn't need it? it didn't change for you?
y OY o23 8 (4:35:38 PM): i thought, just a couple hours ago, it changed for everyone who was still on the old one
shazza4life (4:35:51 PM): nope i've never needed it
shazza4life (4:35:53 PM): i'm still on the old
y OY o23 8 (4:36:06 PM): hmm
y OY o23 8 (4:36:18 PM): maybe you already clicked it
shazza4life (4:36:23 PM): nope
shazza4life (4:36:27 PM): i was just awesome
shazza4life (4:36:30 PM): when it had that thing saying
shazza4life (4:36:34 PM): "soon new facebook will be the only facebook":
shazza4life (4:36:37 PM): i clicked a cross on it
shazza4life (4:36:58 PM): i'm positive facebook will give in sooner or later and allow you to change back and forth
y OY o23 8 (4:37:17 PM): i x'ed it too
y OY o23 8 (4:37:24 PM): it changed for me
shazza4life (4:38:26 PM): weird
shazza4life (4:38:31 PM): i'm just shannon green i guess
shazza4life (4:38:32 PM): and awesome
shazza4life (4:52:59 PM): okay now im on the new facebook
y OY o23 8 (4:53:14 PM): haha
shazza4life (4:53:20 PM):

[Bulbasaur4]

I'm in Hangzhou, in Zheijiang province. :3

[Zak]

Hangzhou happens to be the only place in China I was besides Beijing.


Also it seems like the facebook people found out about that hack and covered it up because it's not working right now. Bastards.
But I heard there is a JavaScript to do it in Firefox out there somewhere, but I hear it makes it run slow, not worth it.


I think if the facebook nazis are going out of their way to cover up every hole back to the old one, I think the chances of enabling an option like everyone thinks are pretty slim. Probably an experiment for reality TV...

[Asilynne]

(6:16:42 PM) Roy Karrde: I swear to god I will give Heald a blow job

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!
lol sorry but thats just too messed up XD

[Magmar]

There's an internet joke going around : "Why does Littlefoot's mother die and not Mexico?" That inspired this:

he likes ska: are you mexican
mucking fuffins: born and raised
he likes ska: THERES A LAND BEFORE TIME WIKI
mucking fuffins: oh fuck
mucking fuffins: i hate those movies
he likes ska: ME TOO
mucking fuffins: i wanna make Land Before Time Part 75
he likes ska: hahahahahhahah
mucking fuffins: where the comet hits the earth
he likes ska: HHAAHAHAHHAA
he likes ska: the land before time 75: its about time!
mucking fuffins: hehehehe
mucking fuffins: well played larry
he likes ska: Littlefoot and his rockin' friends all gather around the campfire... to die
mucking fuffins: lol
mucking fuffins: i love i
mucking fuffins: t
he likes ska: there was apparently a TV show too
mucking fuffins: wtf
he likes ska: There's apparently a LOT of fanfiction too LOL
mucking fuffins: those people should all be gassed
he likes ska: with 35 chapters
he likes ska: and reviews
he likes ska: hahahahhahaha
he likes ska: OMG DUCKY IS RAPED *Reads*
mucking fuffins: OMG
he likes ska: i don't even know which one is ducky
he likes ska: but that's TOO funny
mucking fuffins: that's the one whose original voice actress got shot in the face with a shotgun
mucking fuffins: true story too
he likes ska: hahahaha shot in the face for making that movie
mucking fuffins: lol awwwww
mucking fuffins: that's terrible

[Zak]

Magmar, I noticed your facebook status said you have the old one back as of TEN MINUTES ago, how?

Hope not the firefox script thing that makes it run slow..

[Chaotic Heavens]

Me + Time + 4 year-old logs = One of the weirdest moments on "ummmm"

[21:31] Y o Y o 2 3 8: I hate the weirdest experience today in school
[21:31] Y o Y o 2 3 8: *had
[21:31] Y o Y o 2 3 8: some guy went up to me and said "hey, I like the cock. do you?"
[21:32] Y o Y o 2 3 8: and I'm like 'okay...'

[Zak]

Someone's got a lot of records...

I swear I don't even remember the quote or the incident described and I remember everything. Are you sure it was only 4 years ago? Also Chaotic Heavens who are you again? Karma Oral?

Well, whoever you are, if you have stuff going that far back, post more plz.

[Chaotic Heavens]

Haha, the quote was taken on November 19, 2004. It was when Kris joined the channel and talked about her day at school. Then, I guess you decided to one-up her with your day at school. Jerk, I say.

From November 20, 2003:

[20:26] *** Aipom of Doom has joined the chat.
[20:27] firerose1146: Hey Danny ^^
[20:27] Simon0dewhursT: Obviously dont say it is a dare
[20:27] Aipom of Doom: hello peoples :O
[20:27] The OzAndy: Kris wants your body
[20:27] firerose1146: whats up?
[20:27] Aipom of Doom: not much
[20:27] firerose1146: I heard you're cute, Danny ^^
[20:27] firerose1146: I bet thats true huh ;)
[20:27] Aipom of Doom: Kris is on a dare I see :o
[20:27] firerose1146: >:O
[20:27] firerose1146: why'd you think that
[20:27] Aipom of Doom: because :o
[20:27] Simon0dewhursT: Ozzy is
[20:28] Aipom of Doom: why else would you be flirting with me =/
[20:28] Simon0dewhursT: He has to chat up Hunter
[20:29] firerose1146: you don't appreciate me!
[20:29] Aipom of Doom: I thought you're with Syb :o
[20:29] Aipom of Doom: I appreciate you Kris
[20:29] firerose1146: ..... we broke up 2 weeks ago :(
[20:29] Aipom of Doom: oh :o
[20:29] Aipom of Doom: lol
[20:29] Simon0dewhursT: She wants a real man like you Danny :>
[20:29] Aipom of Doom: I see
[20:29] firerose1146: ^^;;
[20:29] Aipom of Doom: a rule of thumb is that when someone randomly starts flirting with you it's most likely a dare :o
[20:30] Aipom of Doom: so that's in general what I assume :o
[20:30] firerose1146: O.o
[20:30] firerose1146: I'm just being normal ;)
[20:30] Aipom of Doom: I see
[20:30] *** firerose1146 has left the chat.
[20:30] Kramasoral: you scared her away now
[20:30] Aipom of Doom: lol
[20:31] Aipom of Doom: was she on a dare or not? :o
[20:31] Simon0dewhursT: No
[20:31] Simon0dewhursT: And you shot her down :<

Yes, I would be kramasoral on AIM. Some good times we had in there despite the dramas. So, how is everyone?

[Zak]

Haha, the quote was taken on November 19, 2004. It was when Kris joined the channel and talked about her day at school. Then, I guess you decided to one-up her with your day at school. Jerk, I say.

From November 20, 2003:

[20:26] *** Aipom of Doom has joined the chat.
[20:27] firerose1146: Hey Danny ^^
[20:27] Simon0dewhursT: Obviously dont say it is a dare
[20:27] Aipom of Doom: hello peoples :O
[20:27] The OzAndy: Kris wants your body
[20:27] firerose1146: whats up?
[20:27] Aipom of Doom: not much
[20:27] firerose1146: I heard you're cute, Danny ^^
[20:27] firerose1146: I bet thats true huh ;)
[20:27] Aipom of Doom: Kris is on a dare I see :o
[20:27] firerose1146: >:O
[20:27] firerose1146: why'd you think that
[20:27] Aipom of Doom: because :o
[20:27] Simon0dewhursT: Ozzy is
[20:28] Aipom of Doom: why else would you be flirting with me =/
[20:28] Simon0dewhursT: He has to chat up Hunter
[20:29] firerose1146: you don't appreciate me!
[20:29] Aipom of Doom: I thought you're with Syb :o
[20:29] Aipom of Doom: I appreciate you Kris
[20:29] firerose1146: ..... we broke up 2 weeks ago :(
[20:29] Aipom of Doom: oh :o
[20:29] Aipom of Doom: lol
[20:29] Simon0dewhursT: She wants a real man like you Danny :>
[20:29] Aipom of Doom: I see
[20:29] firerose1146: ^^;;
[20:29] Aipom of Doom: a rule of thumb is that when someone randomly starts flirting with you it's most likely a dare :o
[20:30] Aipom of Doom: so that's in general what I assume :o
[20:30] firerose1146: O.o
[20:30] firerose1146: I'm just being normal ;)
[20:30] Aipom of Doom: I see
[20:30] *** firerose1146 has left the chat.
[20:30] Kramasoral: you scared her away now
[20:30] Aipom of Doom: lol
[20:31] Aipom of Doom: was she on a dare or not? :o
[20:31] Simon0dewhursT: No
[20:31] Simon0dewhursT: And you shot her down :<

Yes, I would be kramasoral on AIM. Some good times we had in there despite the dramas. So, how is everyone?

November 19, that's actually my birthday! Figures that would happen to me then.

[shazza]

Well I had an interesting conversation with The_Missing_Link

firepokemonUBB (03:27:40 pm): i dont mean to be rude but is my game i pm'ed you approved or not
firepokemonUBB (03:27:45 pm): i dont mean to be rude but is my game i pm'ed you approved or not
linksocarina2002 (03:29:13 pm): no its horrible
firepokemonUBB (03:29:54 pm): well why didnt you just reply back saying so
linksocarina2002 (03:30:05 pm): because i like to be a bitch like that
linksocarina2002 (03:30:08 pm): do you have a problem with it
firepokemonUBB (03:31:08 pm): well yeah i do i'm tired so cant be bothered bitching but why is the game horrible
linksocarina2002 (03:31:24 pm): because i said so
linksocarina2002 (03:31:25 pm): and what i say goes
firepokemonUBB (03:32:18 pm): you are a fucking bitch
firepokemonUBB (03:32:35 pm): i'll get it approved anyway
linksocarina2002 (03:32:38 pm): thanks fag
linksocarina2002 (03:32:41 pm): go ahead i dont give a fuck
linksocarina2002 (03:32:44 pm): go fuck yourself
firepokemonUBB (03:33:08 pm): you fucking need a chill pill seriously bitch
linksocarina2002 (03:33:20 pm): kiss my fucking ass
firepokemonUBB (03:34:17 pm): lol this is pathetic I'm meant to be over this shit so are you saying the game is not approved and even without amendments it will not be approved
linksocarina2002 (03:34:53 pm): sure
firepokemonUBB (03:35:48 pm): whatever
linksocarina2002 (03:36:45 pm): yeah whatever bitch
(03:36:49 pm)LinksOcarina2002 is offline.

Edit: Now there was someone who had their brother I believe use the same account. That wouldn't be TML would it? Cause I was like O_o with the response and as for me repeating twice at the start. I guess thats what you get using aim express I really should download it already.

I had to come to this thread just to re-read that. Hahahahahahaha.

[firepokemon]

Bah fuck you Shazza.

[Weasel Overlord]

[22:12:34] Salamander: ...oh crap, I missed my seminar on friday and I have an email asking me why... should I use sickness as an excuse?
[22:12:47] Salamander: sounds better than "I slept in" anyway... but which illness to choose
[22:12:50] El'Lusha: say your cat exploded
[22:12:03] Salamander: I don't think that's plausible, somehow
[22:12:05] El'Lusha: or your finger dissolved
[22:13:25] El'Lusha: or a badger attached itself to your eye
[22:13:37] El'Lusha: you know what... i'm not the best person to ask about this
[22:13:43] Salamander: I'd noticed...

[Yumemiru]

Um, apparently on my old backup hdd I have convos from ages ago saved. AIM chatrooms auto saved when I logged out or something. Or maybe I was just creepy and saving everything? Who knows? This is all like in 2002 or 2003.

EgroegSirhc (1:04:11 PM): Listens to Tenacious D from the other room
Deck Knight (1:04:16 PM): So Teresa, how have you been... at least my programmer can laugh, unlike SOME peoples programmers... I beleive my laughter and sarcasm protocols are at an all time high :-D
EgroegSirhc (1:04:20 PM): My sisters watching telly
(1:04:38 PM) SuprSaiyan4Frank has left the room.
Ken d a w g 528 (1:05:35 PM): tubbies?
EgroegSirhc (1:05:42 PM): what?
Deck Knight (1:06:38 PM): Telletubies
EgroegSirhc (1:07:04 PM): what about them XP
x Moltrecuno x (1:07:04 PM): O_o;;
Deck Knight (1:07:07 PM): Freaky laser weilding aliens who work for PBS to collect money from people annoyd by constant pledge commercials
(1:07:38 PM) SuprSaiyan4Frank has entered the room.
Ken d a w g 528 (1:07:56 PM): note to self: kill telletubies
ASHarris13 (1:08:00 PM): OMG I saw an episode of that once. Scared the crap out of me.
Deck Knight (1:08:08 PM): They ARE scary...
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (1:08:12 PM): yeah..
x Moltrecuno x (1:08:15 PM): *shudders*
Deck Knight (1:08:21 PM): Especially the fat one with the antenna...
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (1:08:24 PM): all those periscopes popping out of the ground...
SuprSaiyan4Frank (1:08:28 PM): o_o
Ken d a w g 528 (1:08:31 PM): the purple one is teh gay
Ken d a w g 528 (1:08:32 PM): literally
EgroegSirhc (1:08:36 PM): XD
EgroegSirhc (1:08:44 PM): There was a program about that
EgroegSirhc (1:08:47 PM): Ages ago
Ken d a w g 528 (1:08:53 PM): two years ago
Deck Knight (1:08:57 PM): hanky-panky, was it? pinky0winky or something? Its just creepy
EgroegSirhc (1:09:00 PM): The purple one making little boys want handbags
EgroegSirhc (1:09:04 PM): Um.....
ASHarris13 (1:09:05 PM): I sat on the couch with my eyes wide open and just repeated 'WTF' over and over again in front of my baby cousin.
SuprSaiyan4Frank (1:09:08 PM): Hicky-Dicky :O
EgroegSirhc (1:09:17 PM): Tinky Winky!
Ken d a w g 528 (1:09:23 PM): how you know that
EgroegSirhc (1:09:25 PM): ¬.¬
Ken d a w g 528 (1:09:27 PM): scares the freaking crap out of me
Deck Knight (1:09:31 PM): THE SUN! IT HAS A FACE!!! ITS LAUGHING!!! IT BURNS!!!
Deck Knight (1:09:39 PM): AHHHHH! *dies*
x Moltrecuno x (1:09:49 PM): *takes out a shovel*
EgroegSirhc (1:09:58 PM): Because girls at my school keep singing it
EgroegSirhc (1:10:05 PM): makes me run away
ASHarris13 (1:10:05 PM): Look! It's a cloud! It rains! They have umbrellas! Kids in Africa wash clothes! WTF is this ****?!?
EgroegSirhc (1:10:18 PM): TINKY WINKY! DIPSY! LA-LA! PO!
Ken d a w g 528 (1:10:26 PM): uh
EgroegSirhc (1:10:28 PM): I want to hit those girls
EgroegSirhc (1:10:30 PM): ;-;
SuprSaiyan4Frank (1:10:31 PM): :O
ASHarris13 (1:10:49 PM): :crawls into corner:
EgroegSirhc (1:10:53 PM): They sing it every day, along with they Tweenies
SuprSaiyan4Frank (1:10:59 PM): Don't corrupt us >
Ken d a w g 528 (1:11:05 PM): i would seriously invest in cotton balls
Deck Knight (1:11:06 PM): EgroegSirhc (2:12:54 PM): Because girls at my school keep singing it <-- Tinky Winky and his *****, fill me up and use your pinky... O_o THAT song?
EgroegSirhc (1:11:06 PM): *runs*
Ken d a w g 528 (1:11:10 PM): to cover your ears
SuprSaiyan4Frank (1:11:22 PM): Keep your Tellitubby brainwashingness away from us ;_;
x Moltrecuno x (1:11:32 PM): ;_;
ASHarris13 (1:11:38 PM): Protip: Pants are the enemy. Spread the word.
EgroegSirhc (1:11:39 PM): I was brainwashed myself by those girls
SuprSaiyan4Frank (1:11:46 PM): :O
SuprSaiyan4Frank (1:11:58 PM): Is Pants the enemy?
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (1:12:17 PM): *pokes Pants*
EgroegSirhc (1:12:31 PM): *pokes pants with long stick*
SuprSaiyan4Frank (1:12:45 PM): *prods pants with a branding iron*
ASHarris13 (1:12:45 PM): a 39 1/2 ft pole?
SuprSaiyan4Frank (1:12:47 PM):
Deck Knight (1:12:53 PM): EgroegSirhc (2:15:27 PM): *pokes pants with long stick* <-- O_o Weird

*OnlineHost* (4:15:40 PM): ASHarris13 rolled 2 9-sided dice: 3 3
*OnlineHost* (4:15:43 PM): PMKTPM rolled 2 9-sided dice: 3 9
*OnlineHost* (4:15:49 PM): PMKTPM rolled 2 9-sided dice: 6 5
*OnlineHost* (4:15:49 PM): ASHarris13 rolled 2 9-sided dice: 6 1
*OnlineHost* (4:15:52 PM): ASHarris13 rolled 2 9-sided dice: 5 3
*OnlineHost* (4:15:53 PM): PMKTPM rolled 2 9-sided dice: 7 6
*OnlineHost* (4:15:55 PM): ASHarris13 rolled 2 9-sided dice: 6 9
*OnlineHost* (4:15:56 PM): PMKTPM rolled 2 9-sided dice: 2 4
PMKTPM (4:15:59 PM): Nooo
ASHarris13 (4:15:59 PM): SCORE!
ASHarris13 (4:17:48 PM): Poor Kevin. He can't 69.
Ninetales3001 (4:17:53 PM): ;p;
PMKTPM (4:18:06 PM): ;_;

*OnlineHost* (4:38:15 PM): ASHarris13 rolled 2 9-sided dice: 4 8
*OnlineHost* (4:38:15 PM): PMKTPM rolled 2 9-sided dice: 6 9
*OnlineHost* (4:38:16 PM): ASHarris13 rolled 2 9-sided dice: 7 5
ASHarris13 (4:38:18 PM): Ah!
PMKTPM (4:38:20 PM): And I'm spent
ASHarris13 (4:38:27 PM): You must be tired.

PMKTPM (4:33:18 PM): Hmm...some warning just came up on my tv, and I missed it
ASHarris13 (4:33:26 PM): Warning?
ASHarris13 (4:33:47 PM): "This television will self-descruct in five minutes. Please evacuate the area."
ASHarris13 (4:33:54 PM): destruct*
PMKTPM (4:34:53 PM): I hope it didn't say that!

[mistysakura]

mr_pikachu says: The Grammar Nazi is not so Nazi-istic today!
mr_pikachu says: He is, instead, whinetactular!
mr_pikachu says: *whinetacular!
mr_pikachu says: (God, I can't even spell fake words correctly.)

Later:
Gavin Luper says: i usually do stuff?
mr_pikachu says: No, I'm not talking about your attempts to rape me.

[Blademaster]

THIS is what you Mods do behind the scenes...? -_-;

[mr_pikachu]

No, actually we were winding down after a serious meeting that lasted a couple of hours. When you're stressed, joking helps. As long as your colleagues don't create more stress for you, at least.

Ada, I said it before, and I'll say it again. I hate you all.

[Bulbasaur4]

So this is probably the most ridiculous conversation I've had as of late...

... and I loved it. xD

mentepazza = me, btw.


callous treble (10:18:24 AM): klaaaah
mentepazza (10:18:32 AM): Yessss Mr. Sabaaaar?
callous treble (10:18:35 AM): have i told you lately that i wuv joo?
mentepazza (10:18:47 AM): Ken, how many times have I told yah that you need to lay off the drugs.
callous treble (10:18:58 AM): hmmm
mentepazza (10:18:59 AM): Seriously, coke isn't healthy for you!
callous treble (10:19:02 AM): i don't know
callous treble (10:19:07 AM): i can't remember
mentepazza (10:19:10 AM): lol
mentepazza (10:19:14 AM): It's all that CRACK
callous treble (10:19:27 AM): QUIT CALLIN ME OUT
callous treble (10:19:31 AM): I NEED THIS CRACK
callous treble (10:19:39 AM): IT balances me out
mentepazza (10:20:09 AM): NO KEN
mentepazza (10:20:15 AM): IT CHANGES YOU
mentepazza (10:20:27 AM): I can't live like this!
mentepazza (10:20:31 AM): *dramatic pause*
callous treble (10:20:41 AM): i'm sorry for hurting you
callous treble (10:20:47 AM): but i just can't quit...
callous treble (10:20:51 AM): it's so hard...
callous treble (10:20:57 AM): (that's what she said)
mentepazza (10:21:06 AM): You just ruined our fake dramatic moment! xD
callous treble (10:21:14 AM):
callous treble (10:21:21 AM): you know i love you baby
mentepazza (10:21:34 AM): Lies! All you feed me are LIES!!
callous treble (10:21:46 AM): all you feed me is NOT SANDWICHES
callous treble (10:21:52 AM): which you SHOULD be making me
callous treble (10:21:56 AM): on a daily basis
mentepazza (10:22:02 AM): You should get off your lazy ass and make your own!
mentepazza (10:22:09 AM): Maybe we'd have more sandwiches...
callous treble (10:22:12 AM): honey, i've got a lot on my mind
mentepazza (10:22:13 AM): IF YOU'D WORK ONCE IN A WHILE.
callous treble (10:22:25 AM): i'm a busy man, you know this
callous treble (10:22:29 AM): don't yell in front of the kids
mentepazza (10:22:39 AM): Then don't speak of such lies!
mentepazza (10:22:47 AM): You never do anything with the kids anymore!
mentepazza (10:23:03 AM): You just sit in the chair, snorting your crack and playing that silly guitar!
callous treble (10:23:19 AM): one day i'll be famous, you WAIT AND SEE!
callous treble (10:23:25 AM): and then you'll be sorry
callous treble (10:23:34 AM): this guitar puts out more than you do!
mentepazza (10:23:38 AM): No, I'll be happy, rich and NOT MAKING SANDWICHES.
mentepazza (10:23:43 AM): It isn't my fault that you SUCK at sex!
callous treble (10:23:55 AM): whoa now, once you go moroccan, you have no other option
mentepazza (10:24:07 AM): .... There's something I have to tell you.
callous treble (10:24:15 AM): what?
callous treble (10:24:24 AM): you've been cheating on me with another man!?
mentepazza (10:24:36 AM): I've gone... Hawaiian.
mentepazza (10:24:47 AM): HE TREATS ME WITH LOVE!
callous treble (10:24:48 AM): it's worse than i thought...
mentepazza (10:24:52 AM): WHERE DID THE LOVE GO KEN, WHERE DID IT GO?!
callous treble (10:25:12 AM): IT WAS MISCARRIED LIKE OUR 3RD SON JIM
callous treble (10:25:18 AM): *cries*
mentepazza (10:25:33 AM): Don't talk about Jim in front of the children!
mentepazza (10:25:36 AM): Stop crying!
mentepazza (10:25:42 AM): Be a man for once!
callous treble (10:25:52 AM): Everybody poops!
callous treble (10:25:56 AM): *cries*
mentepazza (10:26:05 AM): *slap* SNAP OUT OF IT!
mentepazza (10:26:10 AM): PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER
callous treble (10:26:17 AM): Huh...where am I?
callous treble (10:26:29 AM): Who are you?
callous treble (10:26:31 AM): *stroke*
mentepazza (10:26:38 AM): You're a homeless man.
mentepazza (10:26:45 AM): And I'm kicking you back out.
mentepazza (10:26:48 AM): *throws out of the house*
callous treble (10:26:50 AM): oh
callous treble (10:26:57 AM): well, i'm taking my crack with me
mentepazza (10:27:08 AM): You can't.
callous treble (10:27:10 AM): AND THE 8-TRAC PLAYER
mentepazza (10:27:19 AM): I'm selling it to make money and pay off the morgage on the house!
callous treble (10:27:29 AM): oh, really?
mentepazza (10:27:33 AM): YAH RLY
callous treble (10:27:41 AM): *SMASHES things*
callous treble (10:27:44 AM): TRY SELLING IT NOW
callous treble (10:27:47 AM): JUST TRY
mentepazza (10:27:47 AM): It's CRACK
mentepazza (10:27:50 AM): 'YOU CAN'T SMASH IT
callous treble (10:27:53 AM): *kicks a child over*
mentepazza (10:27:56 AM): *GASP*
mentepazza (10:28:02 AM): *takes out an axe*
callous treble (10:28:07 AM): oh my!
mentepazza (10:28:07 AM): I'm sorry Ed, but its over.
callous treble (10:28:31 AM): *takes out a kitchen shear*
mentepazza (10:28:39 AM): WE MUST DUEL TO THE DEATH!
callous treble (10:28:47 AM): INDEED
callous treble (10:28:50 AM): *STABS*
mentepazza (10:28:58 AM): *CHOPS*
callous treble (10:29:19 AM): *Takes a Critical Hit, losing 72HP*
callous treble (10:29:26 AM): *Stunned*
mentepazza (10:29:49 AM): *Kalah is confused*
mentepazza (10:29:55 AM): *Kalah hurt herself in the confusion!*
callous treble (10:30:11 AM): *Ken faints*
mentepazza (10:30:36 AM): KALAH WINS!!
mentepazza (10:30:38 AM): *dance of victory*

[Jeff]

The Funny Chat Quotes Thread REVIVED! ... REVIVED!

Here's one from our shiny new IRC chat[/shamelessplug]

[23:21] <Bulbie4> Who is NekoSabrina? :3
[23:21] <Jeff> Pokemaster Ash
[23:21] <NekoSabrina> ...how the...?
[23:21] <Bulbie4> Ah okies
[23:21] <NekoSabrina> Oh wait, you whoised me, didn't you?
[23:21] <Jeff> I have my ways
[23:21] <Bulbie4> *bows before Jeff*
[23:22] <Jeff> actually Telume told me

[`Ash]

[22:12:34] Salamander: ...oh crap, I missed my seminar on friday and I have an email asking me why... should I use sickness as an excuse?
[22:12:47] Salamander: sounds better than "I slept in" anyway... but which illness to choose
[22:12:50] El'Lusha: say your cat exploded
[22:12:03] Salamander: I don't think that's plausible, somehow
[22:12:05] El'Lusha: or your finger dissolved
[22:13:25] El'Lusha: or a badger attached itself to your eye
[22:13:37] El'Lusha: you know what... i'm not the best person to ask about this
[22:13:43] Salamander: I'd noticed...

LOL! I'm soo using the cat explosion excuse....one day...


....one day.....

[Crystal Mew]

Haha, the quote was taken on November 19, 2004. It was when Kris joined the channel and talked about her day at school. Then, I guess you decided to one-up her with your day at school. Jerk, I say.

From November 20, 2003:

[20:26] *** Aipom of Doom has joined the chat.
[20:27] firerose1146: Hey Danny ^^
[20:27] Simon0dewhursT: Obviously dont say it is a dare
[20:27] Aipom of Doom: hello peoples :O
[20:27] The OzAndy: Kris wants your body
[20:27] firerose1146: whats up?
[20:27] Aipom of Doom: not much
[20:27] firerose1146: I heard you're cute, Danny ^^
[20:27] firerose1146: I bet thats true huh ;)
[20:27] Aipom of Doom: Kris is on a dare I see :o
[20:27] firerose1146: >:O
[20:27] firerose1146: why'd you think that
[20:27] Aipom of Doom: because :o
[20:27] Simon0dewhursT: Ozzy is
[20:28] Aipom of Doom: why else would you be flirting with me =/
[20:28] Simon0dewhursT: He has to chat up Hunter
[20:29] firerose1146: you don't appreciate me!
[20:29] Aipom of Doom: I thought you're with Syb :o
[20:29] Aipom of Doom: I appreciate you Kris
[20:29] firerose1146: ..... we broke up 2 weeks ago :(
[20:29] Aipom of Doom: oh :o
[20:29] Aipom of Doom: lol
[20:29] Simon0dewhursT: She wants a real man like you Danny :>
[20:29] Aipom of Doom: I see
[20:29] firerose1146: ^^;;
[20:29] Aipom of Doom: a rule of thumb is that when someone randomly starts flirting with you it's most likely a dare :o
[20:30] Aipom of Doom: so that's in general what I assume :o
[20:30] firerose1146: O.o
[20:30] firerose1146: I'm just being normal ;)
[20:30] Aipom of Doom: I see
[20:30] *** firerose1146 has left the chat.
[20:30] Kramasoral: you scared her away now
[20:30] Aipom of Doom: lol
[20:31] Aipom of Doom: was she on a dare or not? :o
[20:31] Simon0dewhursT: No
[20:31] Simon0dewhursT: And you shot her down :<

Yes, I would be kramasoral on AIM. Some good times we had in there despite the dramas. So, how is everyone?

Hah, I remember Kris. oh and danny! I miss him. good to see you too, mark....? (thats your name, right?)

[Clark]

kris is definitely a 50 year old mexican dude.

[Bulbasaur4]

Roy Karrde (9:11:54 PM): You can when you get home
Roy Karrde (9:12:02 PM): And catch up on all the Farve games
mentepazza (9:12:14 PM): FAVRE
mentepazza (9:12:17 PM): FAAAAAVRE
Roy Karrde (9:12:28 PM): OLD
Roy Karrde (9:12:31 PM): OLLLLLLLLLD
mentepazza (9:12:33 PM): NO
mentepazza (9:12:36 PM): YOU ALWAYS SPELL HIS NAME WRONG
mentepazza (9:12:42 PM): ITS "FAVRE"
Roy Karrde (9:12:43 PM): I'm Texan
Roy Karrde (9:12:49 PM): I'm alowed to act stoopid
mentepazza (9:12:52 PM): Oh, so being a Texan is like an excuse for being stupid.
mentepazza (9:12:54 PM): Nice.

[Blademaster]

Roy Karrde (9:12:43 PM): I'm Texan
Roy Karrde (9:12:49 PM): I'm alowed to act stoopid

Oh CHRIST the temptation is strong.

[mr_pikachu]

Damn it, Roy! You've singlehandedly created a negative Texan stereotype. *shakes head miserably*

[Asilynne]

Zallarion says:
things u can see from space..
Zallarion says:
the great wall of china
Zallarion says:
and my boner

Its best not to ask -.-() lol

[shazza]

With the output of letters and the click of a mouse, I hereby reactivate this thread for further quotes.

Carry on.

[Jeff]

This one just came up in the IRC chat and I couldn't resist posting it here

21:07 Blademaster We have built a solid relationship with one another. I don't need these fucking strangers showing up and putting pressure on me!
21:08 Magmar Whooooa, just because we're strangers, doesn't mean we're FUCKING
21:08 *** Annie joined #TPM Mibbit@Joint-A57895B0.dyn.optonline.net (Widget)
21:08 Roy_Karrde Well some of us are fucking
21:08 Magmar shh!

[Telume]

[07:09:09/00:31:38] <Telume> Big girls don't cry
[07:09:09/00:31:39] <Telume>
[07:09:09/00:31:46] <classy_cat> Ha ha!
[07:09:09/00:31:53] <Kurosakura> but but
[07:09:09/00:31:56] <Kurosakura> I'm a little girl
[07:09:09/00:31:57] <Kurosakura> ;-;
[07:09:09/00:32:06] <classy_cat> We were talking about Roy
[07:09:09/00:32:12] <Telume> Yup.
[07:09:09/00:32:20] <Kurosakura> Oh
[07:09:09/00:32:27] <Kurosakura> WELL
[07:09:09/00:32:36] <Kurosakura> he's pretty ugly for a girl
[07:09:09/00:32:43] <CT> XDD
[07:09:09/00:32:48] <Telume> Owned
[07:09:09/00:32:50] <Kurosakura> and what's with the beer belly!?
[07:09:09/00:33:07] <Telume>
[07:09:09/00:32:51] <classy_cat> lol

This is my IRC quote of the day.

[abunaidesu]

(05:32:42p) <+firepokemon> I hate wearing watches I only lose them
(05:32:55p) <@Kiyone> why
(05:33:20p) <+firepokemon> because I lose them
(05:33:27p) <@Kiyone> why
(05:33:45p) <+firepokemon> because they go ****ing missing
(05:37:14p) <@shazza> how
(05:37:16p) <@shazza> you put it on your wrist
(05:37:17p) <@shazza> it stays there
(05:37:43p) <+firepokemon> but it ****ing doesn't
(05:37:50p) <+firepokemon> god shut the **** up already

[shazza]

Last night:

(02:04:20a) <stx_> i just looked in #pbs accidently
(02:04:28a) <stx_> i was surprised that they still talk in there
(02:04:33a) <stx_> and that there are people in there
(02:04:34a) <stx_> still
(02:04:44a) <stx_> also everyone is a sop
(02:04:46a) <stx_> except me
(02:04:49a) <stx_> i still have no status!
(02:04:53a) <&shazza> real life commrades come and go, but e-buddies are for life
(02:05:01a) <stx_> kurai is an idiot
(02:05:16a) <stx_> couldn't he sop me after all this time?
(02:05:18a) <&shazza> and it's probably because your nick keeps changing
(02:05:22a) <stx_> no
(02:05:26a) <stx_> it's because he is an idiot
(02:06:09a) <stx_> i don't need it
(02:06:15a) <stx_> i'm just amazed
(02:06:17a) <stx_> he couldn't give me one
(02:06:20a) <stx_> after all this time
(02:06:33a) <stx_> he still thinks like a highschool kid
(02:06:36a) <stx_> after all this time
(02:06:40a) <&shazza> if i recall correctly, you had a status as dr_steelix
(02:06:40a) <stx_> "me no giev sop!!!!11"
(02:06:49a) <stx_> only because of kiyone
(02:06:54a) <stx_> they always removed it off me
(02:07:05a) <stx_> and she added it back
(02:07:29a) <&shazza> kurai finds amusement in toying with others e-motions
(02:07:50a) <stx_> no
(02:07:54a) <stx_> he is just dumb
(02:10:17a) <&shazza> lol
(02:10:19a) <&shazza> you're a fuckwit
(02:10:34a) <&shazza> a stupid faggot
(02:10:46a) <&shazza> (02:10:06a) -ChanServ- SOP list for #pbs:
(02:10:53a) <&shazza> (02:10:07a) -ChanServ- 12 _steelix
(02:10:53a) <&shazza> -
(02:10:53a) <&shazza> (02:10:07a) -ChanServ- 13 bakahams7er
(02:10:53a) <&shazza> -
(02:10:53a) <&shazza> (02:10:07a) -ChanServ- 14 shazza
(02:11:04a) <&shazza> > (02:10:07a) -ChanServ- 12 _steelix
(02:11:44a) <&shazza> see that
(02:11:47a) <&shazza> that's your name man
(02:12:58a) <&shazza> you are a froot loop
(02:24:58a) <&shazza> silence
(02:25:07a) <&shazza> i'd be silent too if i were in your shoes
(02:25:12a) <&shazza> now
(02:25:18a) <&shazza> you better fucking go to kurai's office
(02:25:24a) <&shazza> and apologise to him for what you said, young man

[abunaidesu]

ask him if he ever obtained that job at mcdonalds