[god’s unwanted children]
It is the 23rd of December, 2003, and the last place I want to be is on a godforsaken aeroplane in the air over Hawaii. Thing is, they’re paying me double time. I should have asked for triple, working Christmas Eve, but being the soft bastard that I am they only had to ask once. Gotta think of the money, the wife’d say. Yeah, I gotta think of the money. It’s only the money that keeps me coming back to this job anyway. Oh sure, you might think that being a pilot is glamorous - hell, I even thought that myself for a few years - but give it a few months working the night shift with group after group of pissy passengers and even a saint would crack. Me? I’m no saint. But the wife says I gotta think of the money, so here I am, working on sodding Christmas Eve. Taking all these bastards back to their sodding families so they can spend one more glowing Christmas together as a sodding family. Roasting chestnuts around the fire and all that shit.
I flick switches mechanically at the right moments and make encouraging noises as my co-pilot, Jeff, rambles on at my side. He never shuts up, that one. If I wasn’t such a grumpy bastard, I’d probably enjoy the chatter, but as it is I tell him to shut up and he does, with nothing but a hurt glance at the side of my head.
Suddenly, a flash of white illuminates the sky and I hear myself yell out in shock. Within seconds, the emergency sirens are blaring out and Jeff is swearing under his breath as he rapidly flicks switches that should never need flicking, and makes the announcement that every pilot dreads making.
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is an announcement from your co-pilot. We seem to be experiencing stronger turbulence than we expected. If you look up, you will see that oxygen masks have been lowered. For your safety, we ask that you follow the in-flight attendant’s instructions as closely as possible. And, above all, do not panic. You’re in good hands. Thank you.”
He turns off the com and looks straight at me, his lips pinched together so that he sort of reminds me of my grandma. I laugh nervously, my voice somehow too loud. I can barely think for the noise filling the cockpit, and I know I shouldn’t be scared - I’m the pilot of this sodding heap of metal - but somehow, all that goes out of the window as another white flash sears my eyes and I’m jolted nearly out of my seat by the “turbulence” that Jeff had mentioned minutes earlier. I feel my seat belts tighten and the breath is squeezed out of me as they do their job faultlessly - holding me in place as effectively as a vice.
My last conscious thought as my plane plummets to the ground isn’t one of my wife, or of god, or of my huge, comforting family. It’s of a single quote from a film I haven’t seen in four years.
“You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?”
With my last breath, I laugh - a sharp, windless gasp of irony. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Well! I’m surmising that, if you’re reading this RPG, you either watch or like the tv program Lost. This RPG is based entirely off that – so if you hate Lost, if it makes you want to smash things up with all those goddamn unanswered questions, please, read no further.
For those of you who, like me, are obsessed, welcome to the RPG! There are a few ground rules, as usual, to be laid out, and then we can get onto the good stuff – the details.
There is to be no god-RPing. Everyone should know that by now, but it bears repeating. If this should occur, your host reserves the right to call upon the mysterious black smoke to smite your character from the face of our island. ^_^
There is to be no, under any circumstances, spoilers for the show. This RPG is set on the same island, and will no doubt have some similar events, but it will not have the same characters. Anyone who spoils the show for those who haven’t seen all of it will be smoke monstered. You have been warned. :3
I think that’s about it for the rules, really. Use your discretion in terms of spoilers, and if in doubt, pm me. Your almighty host is a Lost obsessive, and can no doubt shed any light on any dilemma you may encounter.
On to the details! This RPG is, as I said before, based on Lost. Some of you may have heard of the program. It is not, however, going to contain the same characters.
In essence, it is a survival RPG, I suppose. With a little adventure and mystery thrown in, but more of the plot will be revealed as the RPG progresses.
As for what characters you can have; well, you can be on the plane as it crashes, you can be on the island already (but pm me if you want to do this – ideally, I’d like very few “Other” characters), or if you wanna be really wild, you could be some sort of monstery thing (once again, pms are advised! Your host reserves the right to deny entry of anything too outlandish).
For now, I will be playing only the pilot whose viewpoint we see the intro from.
Oh also, anyone who wants more than one character, please feel free!
Other than that, I haven’t got much else to disclose right now. Onto the signup form!
Name: (obvious. Nothing outlandish – this IS set in the “real world”).
Sex: (yes/no? M/F).
Age: (once again, obvious. Keep it between 18 and mid-thirties, please).
Appearance: (what you look like, yes/no?).
Personality: (duuuh).
History: (why were you on the plane/island/a monster? The usual).
Relationships: (whether developed on or off the island).
Luggage: (what did you have with you? Obviously this is quite important if you’re stranded on an island somewhere unknown with no hope of rescue).
Other: (POTATOES!!)
My signup;
Name: Samuel Hewley
Sex: Male
Age: 30
Appearance: Sam is middling in height, nothing special. His eyes are a lovely shade of blue and his hair, shoulder-length and ponytailed, is faded blonde. He wears jeans and shirts when out of uniform, but when working, his pilot uniform is navy blue, comprising of snappily ironed trousers (crease and all), and jacket with a crisp white shirt. This is topped off with a sharp, piloty hat, also navy, with goldy bits on.
He has rather a long nose, and a small scar across his right eyebrow where no hair grows. His hands are slender and somewhat girly, but mentioning this fact to his face will often result in said hands being punched through your face. Best not to, really, he has a wicked right hook.
Personality: Sam has a tendency to be hot-headed. He swears like a champion and won’t stop for anybody. He’s an Englishman-moved-to-America, and as such, feels the need to be overly... well... British sometimes. Just to prove a point. You know, that the British complain a lot, and love the rain, and are unbelievably nosy.
Though he seems prickly, he has a good heart (somewhere), but a terrible tendency to procrastinate and he seems to take a twisted pleasure out of being grumpy.
History: Sam was the pilot of the fated 235 flight to New Zealand on Christmas Eve. He’d spent the necessary time at flight school, got married, and piloted for seven years up until the crash. No children – he’s not exactly fond of them.
Relationships: Open. "Friends" with Vicky.
Luggage: Being at work, Sam didn’t really have much in the way of luggage. A small overnight bag with toothbrush, toiletries, two clean shirts, a pair of ragged old jeans and a Wilbur Smith book that he always meant to start but never did.
Other: Realllllly likes coconuts. Has an odd ability to make things out of them – clothes, mats, deckchairs, a makeshift wig, you name it.
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And finally, so I don’t get sued; the quotes in the intro are taken from the film Fight Club, which is very good indeed and should be watched by all, and is in no way made or owned by me. See below for the quote in its entirety.
Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breathe.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory.