GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.10 (M.A. Zak)

[mr_pikachu]

Fortunately, Unfortunately - version 10
Super Mod Approved by Zak

The rules of Fortunately, Unfortunately are pretty simple. Just continue the story with two statements. The first should start with "Unfortunately" and the second should start with "Fortunately". Here's an example of how it might work.


Unfortunately, everyone in the world became evil!

Fortunately, the evil people learned to live in peace.



Get the idea? Just continue the story, from post to post. It can go in wild and crazy directions, so be ready for some hilarity!

All other rules of PCG still apply, so be sure to read them.

Let’s get it started!



Unfortunately, the new schoolyear is almost here.

Fortunately, that means I get to move to an apartment.

[shazza]

Unfortunately, the unusual lack of replies means nobody is wishing you good luck in your move!

Fortunately, I'm here and I wish you good luck.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you had to leave

Fortunately, I showed up

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu showed off.

Fortunately, he had a certain reason.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunmately, this reason weas not valid in the eyes of others.

Fortunately, otherness was a quasi-officiourous explanation of the reasonability of every-day life under the immense pressures of the gaze and surveillance in a newly globalised world. (LOL bear with me been listening to academic mumble jumble and had to take it out somewhere).

[Fett One]

Unfortunmately, no one understood what you just said

Fortunately, the man eating cow understood you

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the man eating cow's friend misiterprepted it and thought it ment "eat Fett One".

Fortunately the man eating cow told the truth to his friend.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the friend decide to carry on the lie and even wrote a book about it.

Fortunately, the book did rather well and he was able to gift money to others.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he gave monoply money

Fortunately, no one realized it

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, that boosted global inflation.

Fortunately, the president of Finland had a solution.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the Americans also had a solution and because the United States is a larger and more wealthy country. Other countries decided they would listen the the US and not the President of Finland.

Fortunately, the rest of Europe decided to side with Finland and thus this caused a bloc leading other countries to consider both proposals/solutions.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Bush decided to nuke Europe for disagring with him

Fortunately, Europe had defenses in place to protect from nukes

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, attack is the best defence and we used even bigger secret nukes against the US.

Fortunately, the prime minister of Japan Yasuo Fukuda suggested the leaders of EU and USA could solve the dispute by having a Pokemon tournament.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the media laughed at this idea.

Fortunately, the media were laughable themselves.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the execatives didn't like this

Fortunately, there was nothing they could do about it

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, lots of Pokemon suddenly appeared everywhere in the world, including Japan, the USA, Finland, New Zealand, Canada, Australia, Africa, South America and so on, a big disappointment to the media which had laughed.

Fortunately, now the ultimate Pokemon tournament deciding the fate of the world could begin.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, this caused unimaginable damage to the environment and scientists were quick to somehow come up with a way to put these pokemon to a stop.

Fortunately, these scientists while knowledgeable were not knowledgeable enough to find a solution to the problem.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, that is a bad thing

Fortunately, Proffessor Oak showed up and told everyone how to solve the problem

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the solution required using Grass type Pokemon.

Fortunately, plenty of them had appeared around Asia.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, for some reason they would not help and catching them was difficult.

Fortunately, newly designed pokeballs meant they could be caught.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the new pokeballs won't be available for 2 months

Fortunately, in the mean time people are making due catching them the old fashioned way

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, some of them didn't want to wait 2 months.

Fortunately, time passes fast when you have something interesting to do.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, this can result in boredom at times.

Fortunately, boredom doesn't always last that long.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the boredom lasted 2 days

Fortunately, they found something to do on the third day

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they went to a school and got bullied.

Fortunately, the bullies' remarks were amusing.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the bullies kept beating them up despite their remarks being funny.

Fortunately, a teacher showed up moments later, and the bullies ended up in detention.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the bullies beat up the teacher during detention

Fortunately, a teacher pressed charges and sent the bullies to jail

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the bullies continued bullying in the jail.

Fortunately, a mass murderer was put in the same prison and the bullies were so afraid of him that they stopped.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the mass murderer broke out of jail, and started a killing rampage.

Fortunately, he was eventually caught again and executed.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he came back as a ghost

Fortunately, mr_pikachu is best friends with the ghostbusters

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu and the Ghostbusters had just gone to spend a holiday in Japan.

Fortunately, I went to Japan to find them.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, you landed in Tokyo Town in San Francisco.

Fortunately, a small boy offered you a ticket to Japan itself.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it was a boat ticket not a plane ticket

Fortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu wanted to go on a boat

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, a satelite fell and hit the boat.

Fortunately, the country which had sent the satelite wasn't blamed so we avoided an international conflict.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, another international conflict happened when North Korea decides to invade its southern neighbor.

Fortunately, the American military forces are there to assist in solving the conflict.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the conflict can't be solved

Fortunately, they decided to end the conflict with a game of chess

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it ended with stalemate.

Fortunately, both players were amazed by each other's skills.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the peace was broken up by some stupid fools with Pakistan wanting to bomb and blow up everyone.

Fortunately, I pinned them down, remove and deactivate the bombs. Hence, saving the day!

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, you didn't save the night.

Fortunately, the night was peaceful.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it was just because everyone was sleeping.

Fortunately, nobody woke them up.