GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.10 (M.A. Zak)

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Peter Griffin decided to wake everybody up so he can sing "The Bird is the Word"

Fortunately, people liked that song

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the people listening to it too much went deaf because of the unexpected high pitch and high amplitude of the song.

Fortunately, there is a cure for deafness.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it involved replacement ears from animals.

Fortunately, dead animals could be used.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the transplants will only work if the animal has been dead no longer than 2 days

Fortunately, there are a ton of rodents to kill

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, rodents were carrying a genetic disease which was passed onto the humans who had ear transplants. More unfortuately, is that this genetic disease caused blindness.

Fortunately, one's brain activity was also increased by 50% meaning learning braille and the like was much easier.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Thomas Edison discovered a cure for the disease while he was still alive but he had been dead for a long time now.

Fortunately, he can be revived by Mikachu!

*Note- Don't asked me on how would the light bulb inventor be in the medical field. I have no idea too. It was something that I make up.

[Fett One]

Dark-San, how would Edison be in the medical field?


Unfortunately, Mikachu didn't want to revive Thomas Edison

Fortunately, he taught someone how to bring the dead back to life

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I threatened to kill that someone if he revived Edison.

Fortunately, I forgot that revivng dead was a Final Attack trick, that is, when you're dying you can cast a spell simultaneously, and revive someone, even yourself.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, I remembered it.

Fortunately, I have lots of assignments to finish up with and examination revisions to complete that I forgotten the trick again.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you wrote it down

Fortunately, you don't remember where you left the paper that you wrote it on

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the paper had been casted into outer space. It drifted across our galaxy all the way to planet Jzgvuhguihguiz where some aliens read it. In their language, the contains of the paper were interprepted: "The Earth declares war on Jzgvuhguihguiz".

Fortunately, some military preparings helped Jzgvuhguihguiz to protect itself from its neighbouring planet, the communist Jzgvuhguihguiz 2 that suddenly did a surprise attack on it.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Jzgvuhguihguiz does not even exist at all. Earth made a mistake of identifying an imaginary planet. To make matters even worse, Earth had fired some twenty nuke missiles into the same targeted position of the imaginary planet.

Fortunately, the missiles hit some UFOs that were trying to invade Jupiter.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, these angered the aliens

Fortunately, the aliens were too afriad of earth to strike back

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the evil militaristic factions in Jupiter would have wanted an inter-solar-system war between the aliens and Earth.

Fortunately, someone threw a science book at me and it said I was wrong because Jupiter is uninhabited and thus has no evil militaristic faction.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the 'book' turns out to be a C4 bomb. And it explode in front of your face, disfiguring it and causing 90% of burn onto your face.

Fortunately, Fett One knows a plastic surgeon that is able to repair that damage on your face.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, i want $500 up front before taking him to see the doctor

Fortunately, the doctor is so good that it's well worth the money

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I had had to sell all my videogame consoles to get the money.

Fortunately, I came across a cheap pirate console in a flea market.

[Asilynne]

Unfortunately the pirate console was infested with fleas, the very same fleas that had infested the rodents with genetic mutations and these fleas were carriers of the genetic mutation virus and one bite from them will turn you into a mutated freak of nature!

Fortunately, I was at this same flea market and had the foresight to bring with me some flea spray

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, your flea spray wasn't powerful to do the job

Fortunately, Batman showed up with his Bat Flea Repellent

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I was so excited by this thread coming back to live that I forgot Batman completely and began to tell a story about a boy stuck in a desert island with just NES and one clock that was in the daylight saving time. In this story, one morning an airplane flew at a palm because they didn't like it and the only survivor was a girl who met the boy but that girl shared some resemblance with the girls in my new 'Girl Game'. However, I terrorize this thread by telling this lame story and the girl is going to slap the boy.

Fortunately, someone stopped me.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, that someone turns out to be a very strict police officer.

Fortunately, he only had to give you (Mikachu) a fine, no jail time.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Mikachu didn't have enough money to pay for the fine

Fortunately, blademaster lent him the money

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he didn't have the money needed

Fortunately, he ran a scam to get the money

~CEB

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the scam included serious crimes.

Fortunately, however, nobody's life was in danger.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, those people still lost their money

Fortunately, they didn't care

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they didn't like him scamming people

Fortunately they couldn't do anything

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they couldn't do anything.

Fortunately, these contradictory posts were ignored and we could move on with the story.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one wanted to start a new story

Fortunately, the mods forced a new story on us

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately we didn't listen

Fortunately, they took over the story to get it in an orderly direction

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortuantely, the direction was Dragonball Z. The mods decided to collect all the Dragonballs from planet Namek and wish for everlasting order at TPM.

Fortunately, also Frieza and Goku were after the Dragonballs so the story became a lot more interesting.

[Fett One]

Unfortuantely, Goku wanted the dragonballs so he could rule the universe

Fortunately, Frieza tried to stop him

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Frieza was killed in a freak car accident

Fortunately, his brothert tried to stop Goku

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Goku used Spirit Bomb.

Fortunately, Frieza's brother was able to eat it.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it caused Frieza's brother to suffer from indigestion

Fortunately, Frieza's brother found a bathroom and a newspaper

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it wasn't coming out

Fortunately, He had some laxatives

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, he ran out of toilet paper next.

Fortunately, the Spirit Bomb wasn't dirty.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, there wasn't enough energy to make a spirit bomb

Fortunately, he found something else to use

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it was a bunch of kids

Fortunately, they were all hyperactive and had lots of energy to spare

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, he was about to draw all that energy from the kids and make them die.

Fortunately, some social workers intervened.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he took the social workers energy

Fortunately, there was enough energy to make a spirit bomb so he fired it