Doumeki Yumi, Sakamoto Dai
"I was behind the desk, crouching on the carpet and trying to breathe solely through the pores."
11/9, morning
There were a whole bloody lot of leaves fallen on the cobblestones of the courtyard that morning, or so it seemed to Yumi, attacking them with her bamboo-handled broom with the single-minded purpose of shepherding them into neat piles. The trees seemed in a hurry to disrobe themselves of the bright colours of autumn.
Maybe they think red and orange make them look fat, thought Yumi sourly as the wind dislodged more leaves, drifting down lazily to land on a spot she'd swept not ten minutes before. If only the kami in trees weren't so close-mouthed, I'd let them know exactly how I think they look.
Tadanobu padded to a pile of leaves and sat down heavily in the midst of it, scattering them. He yawned elaborately when Yumi scowled her displeasure, showing all his teeth, the canines sharp and distinct even in human form, and was cut off abruptly mid-yawn when she smacked him with her broom.
"Aaah, miss," he drawled, "can't you take a joke? So violent, so early in the morning."
More leaves floated downward, even as Yumi raised her broom to hit the kitsune again. She slumped, gave up her lot to Fate, and flopped down in the middle of another pile herself.
"I hate autumn," she announced, to the world in general.
Tadanobu shrugged. All seasons were the same to him. After eight hundred years or more, you got used to anything. "You've got a visitor - or rather, you'll get one, soon."
"Ye-es. Aria-chan? Ushichibi? He turns up on Saturdays regular as a clock."
"Mmmmnnn. It's the chibi... because I don't smell any food. Damn."
"It's not as if we starve you."
"That girl cooks better."
"True. Tadanobu, clean all this up or I'm not giving you any of what Aria's bringing today."
"What?! Why do I have to do it?! Where are you going, miss?"
"Going to stop Granny from smothering the chibi, that's where. Never mind if it's not proper grammar. Go on, get moving or no whatever Aria-chan's bringing today!"
"Aaaaaoow, miss!"
*
Dai woke up in a sprawl of sunshine, spilling in through a crack in the curtains. Upon closer inspection, there was also a significant amount of sprawl de Hotaru. In the course of the night, Hotaru appeared to have moved from the floor up to Dai's bed, and in the process, wrapped himself around Dai, presumably emulating some organic variety of clingfilm.
Dai sat up, Hotaru still hanging onto him, and threw open the curtains. The brightness of the day penetrated even into Hotaru's sleep, causing the tow-haired boy to yawn and blink, and what was worse (or better, depending on your view of things), burrow his head into Dai's chest and snuggle up to him as if he were a (very hard) pillow.
"Oi, Hotaru-"
That was when Aria opened the door. And promptly went ballistic.
"Ani-sama, I'm heading off to- AGH! HOOOOOOOTAAAAAARUUUUUUUU!"
Twenty minutes later, she was still nagging her brother about not letting his friend stay the night any more. Dai saw her out the door, while Hotaru recovered in the bathroom, pouting and examining his face in the mirror for any sign of scratch marks that might have been sustained during his so-called sister-in-law's chastisement.
"Hey, Taru, I have kendo club today. You've got classes, right?" Dai's brow creased as he remembered something... a very important something. "Oh yeah. Akio's been weird lately."
"My dear Dai, you mustn't frown or you'll get wrinkles," said Hotaru, fussing over Dai like a very beautiful mother hen. "Of course I noticed that about our darling Aki-chan. The poor dear pet. Vice-council-presidenting your school of ruffians must be taking its toll. Give him a call. I'll make him all better."
Dai accepted the proffered cellphone (a very sleek model oozing style and distinction; somehow, the incongruous brightly-coloured bell charm attached to it did nothing to diminish its elegance in any way) and looked up Akio's number. The dial tone rang about three times before Akio answered with a boisterous "MOOOOOORNIIIIIIING TARUUUUUU!"
Taking care to hold the phone several inches from his ear to avoid splitting of the eardrums, Dai answered: "It's Dai, actually. Hotaru stayed over... again."
"Aaaawwww, you should have invited me to the sleepover party!"
"Uh... I wasn't planning to let him stay, but special circumstances- ow! Stop that, Taru!"
(Here, Hotaru took over.)
"Dai-kun is so mean! Saying he won't even let me have a roof over my head unless it's special circumstances! Isn't he, Aki-chan?!"
"Yeeeeeah! Especially since he didn't call me over toooo!"
Opting to ignore all this, Dai stalked off to get breakfast and prepare for kendo club. When he got back, Hotaru was in the concluding stages of drumming up an appointment with the ever elusive third member of their party at his favourite cafe that afternoon.
"...oh, yes, and do you know I noticed Dai's still using that bunny-shaped toothbrush his sister gave him that we scoffed at-"
....Among other things.
Dai put on his shoes and headed out, not heeding the cries of "WAIT FOR MEEE!" that rang out through the open window of his house.
Taggy tag tag Akio and/or Hotaru! or maybe Aria if Box feels like posting. I screwed up my post halfway and had to rewrite it which is why it is so short and blah now.
....PJBW if you don't post I am feeding Ushitaros to the kitsune.