<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 1 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Fett One]

I may take a bit out of curiosty but otherwise I would probably leave it alone

What would you do if you had to choose between becoming a jedi and becoming a sith

[Master of Paradox]

Pull a Jolee Bindo and straddle the fence.

What would you do if fire started falling from the sky?

[PancaKe]

I would either a) celebrate the apocalypse or b) start singing Smoke on the Water.


What would you do if overnight you became a famous yet hated celebrity?

[Fett One]

Go on a killing spree since being a celebrity means I will only face a little if any jail time

What would you do if you got to meet your hero?

[classy_cat18]

Steal an article of clothing from him/her and put it in my personal shrine.

What would you do if you were in a dream you couldn't wake up from?

[Knight of Time]

I'd enjoy it for as long as I could, if it was a good one that is.

What would you do if you and your family were turned into cartoon versions of yourselves?

[Master of Paradox]

Flatten my father with a steamroller.

What would you do if you were cursed to have to feed on human flesh?

[PancaKe]

I would eat it. Clearly. Unless I could break the curse. In which case I would break it.
After eating YOUR flesh first


What would you do if you couldn't go further than 5 kms from home??

[Fett One]

I'll get people to do my errands for me

What would you do if you encountered big foot

[Dark-San]

Silly question! Obviously I will make friends with it. Cheers Big Foot and meet your the other friend, the Yeti!

*Gives a toast of wine to both apemen*

What would you do if you get bitten by a Zombie and turn into one of their kind?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I would take part in a big international Zombie meeting and discuss Zombie rights in our society.

What would you do if you were the king of the world?

[Knight of Time]

If I was king of the world, I'd do quite a bit of things in order to get peace into the world, I'd make sure every terrorist in the world gets imprisonment or death (depending on how dangerous they are), then for the people who have made differences in other people's lives, I'd knight them (yes, ladies too, in their way).

What would you do if you heard Queen Elizabeth II was making a royal visit in your town/city?

[Fett One]

Assassinate her and declare myself the new king of England

What would you do if Oprah showed up on your door step

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I would yell: "I'm not home!".

What would you do if you found yourself in a desert planet?

[Master of Paradox]

Call on all of my Boy Scout training and knowledge of nomadic society. In other words, die.

What would you do if you were tied to the back of a runaway horse?

[Shadow Wolf]

Well, if I don't have a knife to cut the rope, release myself and scream in pain of the wounds before being taken into a nearby hospital, I would probably pray to be forgiven of all my sins and have a peaceful, yet painful death.

What will you do if you woke up one day being of the opposite sex (for one day, of course)?

[mr_pikachu]

Well, first I'd [material removed for adult content], which would be totally awesome!

What would you do if you woke up and discovered you were the last person on earth?

[Knight of Time]

I'd look around, and after seeing not a single soul in sight, I'd scream from the mix of emotions, and probably faint on the spot.

What would you do if you were featured on South Park as a guest character in one episode?

[Fett One]

I would kill Kenny and then hit Butters upside the head for always believing Cartman

What would you do if all of your deceased pets returned from the grave

[Master of Paradox]

Depends on the condition. If they were zombies, break down in tears and look for a way to reverse it. If they were resurrected...

I'm sorry, I'm about to cry.

What would you do if you were ordered to deliver a suspicious package to a friend?

[mr_pikachu]

I'd follow the advice of Sousuke Sagara from Full Metal Panic: Fumoffu... the best way to tell whether something is safe is detonation.

What would you do if somebody stole your computer?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Impossible because I don't own one. But if I had and it was stolen, I could still go to Mielikkitalo, perhaps after a report of an offence, hoping I would get it back.

What would you do if Pokemon were real?

[Fett One]

Mikachu Yukitatsu, how are you able to spend so much time here if you don't own a computer?

I would go out and capture my favorite pokemon and keep them as pets and maybe battle my neighbors/friends

What would you do if dolphins tried to take over the world?

[classy_cat18]

Bring out the "dolphin safe" nets and Shamu and his crew.

What would you do if you were being hunted by your favorite video game villain?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Fett One, I'll post a visitor message to answer your question.

Be it Bowser or Sephiroth, I wouldn't run away, I would try to find out what they want from me and if conflict was inavoidable, take a mushroom which came true together with Bowser or or a magic spell which came true together with Sephiroth and beat the bad guy.

What would you do if you had to write a book?

[Knight of Time]

I'd probably write a book on all the major things the world needs to become a better place.

What would you do if aliens resembling you came to your town/city and started invading it (brings back a flashback to the Flintstones episode "Ten Little Flinstones" where ten aliens all resembling Fred wreak havoc in Bedrock)?

[Fett One]

Assuming all ten are seen in public at the same time then I would claim my innocences. If no one ever sees more than 1 at any given time then I would go into hiding since no one would believe it wasn't me.

What would you do if you had to kill the love of your life in order to save the lives of millions

[Shadow Wolf]

Whoa, hold it. If a man who had to sacrifice his son to save a lot of people on a train did exactly the same thing, and those people didn't even had the "time" to go to his son's funeral, then to H*** with the millions. I stay with my love for the rest of my life.

What would you do if one day, you were a cockroach?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I would pick a nice house and live there. They'd surely try to drive me away with poison, but they'd end up using too much poison so those losers would die before me! Losers! Then I'd move to another house of course.

What would you do if you were chosen to Battle Royale with your classmates?

[Master of Paradox]

Stick and move. Find the people with the best weapons, ambush them, kill them, and claim the weaponry. Repeat until taken down or victorious.

No qualms about killing them because I HATED my classmates.

What would you do if you were given a gun, a box of bullets, and the promise of complete legal immunity?

[Heald]

Hmm. On one hand I do have serious moral qualms over murder, but then again, there are some people who do deserve to die.

Amy Winehouse
Robert Mugabe
Tony Blair
Bill O'Reilly
That guy who bought my favourite pub and demolished it
Amy Winehouse
Kate Nash
Lily Allen
Kanye West
Amy Winehouse

Okay, so after I had murdered all of the above, I'd probably stop there.

What if you were offered the chance to have your own robot/mecha/mobile suit from fiction, which one would you choose?

[Fett One]

A Mecha since I could use it to get revenge on everyone who has ever wronged me

What would you do if were allowed to bring one fictional character to life

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd probably choose a girl from some anime. Of course would be stupid because her body would be different from any other human, including mine.

What would you do if you could pick one of the wishes in Twisted Wishes v.6 and have it come true?

[classy_cat18]

I'd wish for no more annoying assignments.

What would you do if you were trapped in a haunted hotel for a night?

[Knight of Time]

I'd try and stay brave all night, even if it meant losing sleep over avoiding any character that would want to scare me.

What would you do if you found yourself in the biggest amusement park in the world?

[Fett One]

Walk around looking at everything and go on the occassional ride

What would you do if your hero turned out to be a phoney

[Blademaster]

Not be surprised.

What would you do if you had your own theme music?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I would show off everywhere. Could be One Winged Angel, or the world map theme from the same game Final Fantasy VII, perhaps Lugia's song, even something from Blind Guardian. Anways, I'd walk around the town and force people to listen to my favourite music which always comes to the background when I enter a place. Until they kill me, when we hear the dying theme from one of the Super Mario games.

What would you do if a channel skipped 40 episodes of your favourite TV show?

[Knight of Time]

I'd try and get an explanation from them (by e-mail) as to why all those episodes were skipped, then again, in some cases, it might not matter.

What would you do if it was winter all year round?

[Fett One]

Find some where that is warm and move their. I couldn't stand having winter all year long because I can't take the cold.

What would you do if woke up one day to discover that you now have 2 left feet