<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 1 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Have fun and fly. Watch out for Kryptonite. And I surely wouldn't tear my shirt like he does in the cartoons.

What would you do if you had to post one post in the whacking game right now?

[Shadow Wolf]

What would you do if you were a Werewolf? (of course, transformation will only occur on a full moon night)

[Fett One]

On the night of the full moon, I would lock myself in a room with all of my enemies. Afterwards I would go into isolation when ever the full moon approachs.


What would you do if pokemon became real?

[Blademaster]

Catch a Torchic before the government absconded with/terminated all Pokemon, then train it in secret until it evolved into a Blaziken. Then, become a superhero duo.

What would you do if a gigantic, golden clock with a blindingly bright face that spun across the sky appeared rose one day instead of the Sun?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd laugh and say hey, Blademaster's prophecy came true!

What would you do if you met Blademaster?

[Master of Paradox]

Two things: One, punch him in the face. Two, take him to dinner.

What would you do if you had to climb a rock wall without any tools?

[Knight of Time]

I'd dare someone else to climb the wall in my place.

What would you do if Barack Obama appeared at your door?

[Bulbasaur4]

1.) If it was just him, I'd hide him. (Who knows what the commies would do! xD)
2.) If it were him and his secret service gang, I'd shake his hand and say, "Thanks for coming on such short notice and, congrats on the election!"

What would you do if you found our your best friend (or one of your friends) was actually a girl with magical powers in disguise?

[Fett One]

Try to take advantage of her magical powers

What would you do if the internet was permently taken down worldwide?

[Knight of Time]

I'd wonder what would happen next, while groaning in extreme disappointment.

What would you do if your favourite actor/actress was never born?

[Shadow Wolf]

If Jason Statham and Jessica Alba were never born, I'd probably be a fan of another actor/actress, but right now don't know who.

What would you do if a friend of the opposite sex (same sex if you like best, no discrimination here) you haven't seen in a long time suddenly appeared in front of your house saying that he/she wants to be with you?

[Blademaster]

Two things: One, punch him in the face. Two, take him to dinner.

That is without a doubt the nicest thing you've ever said to me. :,)

Anyway, it depends on who showed up. If it was a girl from college I liked, I'd let her off easy, explaining I'm not looking for a relationship at this point in time.

If, on the other hand, it was a grade school sweetheart, I'd smile widely, and then immediately slame the door in the bitch's face.

What would you do if the world became an anime (complete with exaggerated facial expressions, mild superhuman abilities, and hairstyles that'd make Goku groan and smack his forehead)?

[Fett One]

Try to avoid all of the disastors that would most likely occur

What would you do if space travel became possible for everyone

[darktyranitar]

Well, if I could afford the fare, then I'll go in one. Heck, I might even find an alien or two during the trip! That'd be cool.

What would you do if you saw a crazy, gun-wielding person in your neighbourhood?

[Shadow Wolf]

If I'm inside my house, I'd call the police so they can deal with it. If I'm outside and have not been seen, I'd go and hide. Finally, if I'm outside and I've been seen, I'd probably cry like a baby while begging for my life.

What would you do if you could create anything by snapping your fingers?

[Master of Paradox]

Create a set of icebags, solve the world fuel crisis, and then chill my fingers for a while as I contemplate my next move.

What would you do if you found all of your clothes were replaced with clown outfits?

[Knight of Time]

Simple, become a clown and go to clown school to be a professional clown.

What would you do if you found out your girlfriend/boyfriend had an identical twin that had a crush on you?

[Fett One]

Remain faithful to my girlfriend and let the sister now that nothing can ever happen between us. Of course if I end up liking the sister better then I'll start dating her after I try to end my current relationship as cleanly as possible.

What would you do if you found out that you are actualy a demon that was sent to earth to destroy it but got hit on the head when you arrived and forgot who you were, whch is why you've been living like a normal human for all these years?

[Master of Paradox]

Live out my destined purpose.

...what, did you think we'd all be Goku?

What would you do if you came home to find your house was missing?

[Blademaster]

I'd think for a minute, then catch a ride to Minnesota so I could kick you in the nuts for stealing my idea.

What would you do if you were the fattest person on Earth.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd wait for a truck to take me to get some fresh air.

What would you do if you were inside your favourite horror movie?

[PancaKe]

I'd be very grateful I know what happens. So I wouldn't watch the damn tape. I'd burn it.

What would you do if there was no running water at your house?

[Master of Paradox]

Move into the office.

What would you do if you were being chased by a stapler?

(And damn it. Why did I have to be the first one to do a repeat?)

[shazza]

I'll decide to go to sleep because I'm clearly stoned and tripping out or something?

What would you do if there was some huge error and McCain was announced as the rightful victor?

[Knight of Time]

I'd get whopping mad and wish that stupid error never happened, Obama deserves to be president far more than McCain.

What would you do if in a few years time, Obama's successor was also African-American?

[PancaKe]

I'd vote an African American in as prime minster of Australia. Just to keep up with America. Clearly we need to kiss their ass as much as possible to stay afloat, if we want to keep up with John Howards game.

What would you do if you had to choose to either never use your legs again or never hear again?

[Fett One]

I'd choose to never hear again. I would rather have mobility.

What would you do if you were given a Death Star for your birthday?

[Master of Paradox]

Live out the Bond villain fantasies.

What would you do if you had just one minute to rescue someone from a burning building?

[PancaKe]

I'd rescue them , and still have 59 seconds to spare. That's how awesome I am. Lol.


What would you do if you got your hand stuck trying to fix the VCR player? Or dvd, for you new age junkies.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd probably break the whole device just to get my hand out. I wouldn't have known how to fix it anyway, I have had some trouble with VCR/DVD players during the last few years.

What would you do if you were teleported to Helsinki, the capital city of Finland just now? OK, these Finland-related questions again...

[Fett One]

Be completely baffled by the fact that I am no longer in my house and then try to find someone that speaks english so I can figure out how I'm going to get home.

What would you do if you became a vampire?

[Blademaster]

1. Fly to Galveston.
2. Meet up with Drusie.
3. Tell her my secret.
4. ????
5. PROFIT!

What would you do if you suddenly appeared on the surface on the Sun, capable of surviving without oxygen and with a natural resistance to 10,000*F?

[Bulbasaur4]

Fall down to my knees and proclaim, "POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!!" and be baffled by my capability to yell that while being on the sun. I'd probably study the sun for a bit, and then ponder on how I'm going to get back to Earth. My cell phone's reception just sucks.

What would you do if suddenly all of your thoughts popped up above your head in a thought bubble, for all to read?

[Knight of Time]

"Pop" the thought bubble, even if it meant forgetting things.

What would you do if you were abducted by aliens that wanted to make an evil twin version of yourself?

[Fett One]

Break free and kill my evil twin before he can cause any home

What would you do if you became afraid to leave your house?

[Master of Paradox]

Look up how to order groceries over the Internet.

What would you do if you were trapped on an island with evil kittens?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Call some friends to bring me food. I 'd also draw a thousand-page comic and play my videogames because I'd have nothing else to do, as there's no chance to get to TPM, buy new games or go to teach Japanese.

EDIT: Oh, I was too slow, so I'll reply to Master of Paradox, too. Well, I'd try to hide because I couldn't probably kill them.

What would you do if you were a teacher and got feedback that your course was a disappointment? (happened to me yesterday, although most of the students praised me in the feedback)

[mr_pikachu]

I'd ask why they didn't just say they wanted me dead. Most of my students act like it.

What would you do if you woke up from a coma to discover that all your limbs had been amputated?

[Fett One]

Slip back into the coma

What would you do if you gained 200 pounds over night

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd call you to take a look.

What would you do if I cheated in Girl [Game]?