Banana Porridge

[PancaKe]

I was curious how black a banana can get once, so I left it on my dresser for a month.

A year later, I found it while cleaning my room. It was totally black, shrunk to the width of an inch or so, and very tough and leathery.

Try making that into porridge.

Oh I love you so much right now. I did that once with a bottle of Pepsi Max. I left it outside in the sun for two weeks, then on my windowsill for four months while i went to England, then came back and left it under my bed for another five months, and then gave it to my friend as a birthday present


I can't believe you didn't smell the banana sooner

[Blademaster]

Oh I love you so much right now. I did that once with a bottle of Pepsi Max. I left it outside in the sun for two weeks, then on my windowsill for four months while i went to England, then came back and left it under my bed for another five months, and then gave it to my friend as a birthday present

1. Did he drink it?

2. If the answer to 1. is "Yes.", where is he buried?

I can't believe you didn't smell the banana sooner

This was back when I was thirteen and had literally everything imaginable scattered around my room, mostly under the bed. Any scent the banana may have had was masked by dust, candy wrappers, Silly String, plastic, ozone emissions from my busted-ass TV, and two toads.

All of that, in turn, was masked by my inosmia.

...

Sometimes, having anosmia is a good thing.

[PancaKe]

1. Did he drink it?

2. If the answer to 1. is "Yes.", where is he buried?

I wish he drank it.
He threw it out. What a party pooper.
I also got him a shoebox filled with fun size candy bars.
So he didn't completley miss out.
And no, those weren't out of date.