<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 1 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Knight of Time]

Ask Lady Vulpix if you deserve punishment for that offence.

What would you do if you found a footprint you presumed belonged to Bigfoot?

[Fett One]

Take pictures and then film someone in a bigfoot costume. Then I will sell the video to FOX since FOX will buy and air anything.

What would you do if you met a friendly ghost?

[Master of Paradox]

Work out the details of the afterlife and arrange for him/her to be funneled along to wherever he/she is supposed to go. Hopefully it will make up for my frankly-dismal karma.

What would you do if you were wanted by the police for horrific crimes that you vaguely believe you may have unknowingly commited?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I wouldn't be able to take it, I'd reveal myself.

What would you do if you had to draw a comic?

[PancaKe]

Stick figures FTW!

What would you do if you only had a mouse on your computer and no way of installing or putting a keyboard there? lolidk

[Fett One]

Go out and get a new computer

What would you do if you could switch places with just one person from TPM?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd choose a well-known TPMer and have some fun, that is, post strange messages what he or she would never post, making everyone to laugh at the person or at least wonder what's going on. Evil, huh?

What would you do if you used days to draw a picture and someone tore it to pieces?

[Master of Paradox]

RAGE.

What would you do if you found you had a disease that slowly mutated those around you?

[Knight of Time]

I'd try and find a cure ASAP, not just for me, but for everyone who was also affected.

What would you do if you had a cold that resisted any kind of treatment?

[Blademaster]

Nothing. The body gets rid of colds on its own without the need for antibiotics.

What would you do if every color in the world suddenly inverted?

[Master of Paradox]

Determine which of my Hawaiian shirts improved in the process.

What would you do if you were cursed to only write on Post-It Notes for the rest of your life?

[Fett One]

Make the best of it

What would you do if your entire family was doomed to die (except for you) but you were allowed to save only one member from death?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Really easy. I have only a half-brother which I won't count becuase I've never seen him! My father is dead but the only person left is my mother and easily saved. Sorry if I took the discussion into a cold direction...

What would you do if you were Santa Claus?

[Master of Paradox]

Deliver presents to all the children of the world... with strongly-worded, offensive letters attached to the presents of children I don't like. And take on the form of a giant, flat orange cat as I do so.

What would you do if you inheirited a powerful magic sword?

[Blademaster]

Become my online persona in real life. Blade Necrozorc, Hero of Steel... I like the ring of that.

What would you do if the Easter Bunny showed up at your house aiming an AK-47 at you and yelling "Do you believe in me NOW, punk?!"

[Knight of Time]

I'd take the gun out of his hands before he could shoot, then I'd call the police and have them arrest him for death threats.

What would you do if you were in a hot air balloon high up with the ocean below, and a storm on its way?

[Fett One]

Radio for help

What would you do if your best friend tried to kill you?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd start wondering if there was a body exchange, but wouldn't know what to do then since I haven't read Dragonball (Z, we call the whole manga series just 'Dragonball') enough. So perhaps I'd wait for the local book store to have the re-release on its shelf.

What would you if Dragonball (Z) was real?

[Blademaster]

Get a Saiyan blood transfusion, train myself to go Super Saiyan 1, 2, and 3, and start kicking ass under the alias 'Basawe.'

What would you do if your favorite website closed down and only a week was left for you to post on it?

[Knight of Time]

I'd form a petition in hopes the site would remain alive.

What would you do if you were served the same food(s) for meals every single day for the rest of your life?

[PancaKe]

It depends on the food. Hopefully its not something I'm allergic to.

What would you do if when you brushed your teeth, your gums bled?

[Fett One]

Go to a dentist before it's too late

What would you do if you were given a lightsaber?

[Master of Paradox]

Begin dicing things.

What would you do if you had to choose one video game to be trapped in?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

At least not the Sims, that would be horrible if I really got to choose. I'm boring and say my favourite games would actually be much better than reality and I say Final Fantasy VII or Super Mario Galaxy. But I'd have to have a computer there to contact with the parallel reality, but wait, that's not possible? Or should I choose Pokemon because you die too easily in Super Mario, not to mention Final Fantasy. Now I have just made this endless babbling, I say my final choise is the world in Pokemon games because humans there are quite safe, or at least in the anime...now I started babbling again.

What would you do if you had a helicopter?

[Fett One]

I would fly everywhere so I can avoid traffic.

What would you do if you inherited a nuclear power plant?

[PancaKe]

Sell it for money

What would you do if you had to either shave your hair off or dye it some fluro color like pink?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Pink of course. Bald wouldn't be warm in winter and my Tonberry cap isn't enough. I have never dyed my hair but only because I don't care about the color.

What would you do if you had the ability to predict the future?

[Master of Paradox]

First make sure that my ability to predict the future doesn't cause the Apocalypse. Then work out when my enemies will die and drop cryptic hints to them about it.

What would you do if you were attacked by a bear?

[Fett One]

Play dead since that will get it to leave me alone

What would you do if you became a superhero?

[Knight of Time]

Hoo boy, I'd probably try and find proper clothes, and hope I gain some good enough super powers so I could be the next original superhero.

What would you do if your town was constantly hit with pranksters (assuming you didn't like the pranks)?

[PancaKe]

Drive by. On all of them.


What would you do if you woke up one day and everything was upside down?

[Blademaster]

Catch an upside-down plane to upside-down western Sydney and punch upside-down PancaKe in the upside-down face for stealing another of my scenarios in this game.

What would you do if all the water on Earth suddenly became Hawaiian punch?

[Knight of Time]

Move to Hawaii, and wonder if the water problem killed any fish there (hope not, but I doubt too many would survive).

What would you do if people in your world suddenly began to turn into clones of yourself, complete with your personality?

[Fett One]

Send them to do my job so I can sleep in

What would you do if The Brain finally succeeded in taking over the world?

[Master of Paradox]

Welcome the new overlord.

What would you do if a magnifying glass permanently affixed itself to one of your eyes?

[Knight of Time]

Assume a secret identity...and do whatever I could to make my vision in the other eye super strong.

What would you do if someone put glue inside your shoes while you were not wearing them?

[Fett One]

Hope I notice before I put them on. If I already put them on then I would hunt down the responsible party and make them buy me new shoes.

What would you do if you became a supervillian?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

To denounce the evils of truth and love.

What would you do if you suddenly invented a conclusion to the problems in the Middle East?

[Master of Paradox]

Milk it for all the cash I could. While still settling the problems in the process, of course - I'm greedy, not cruel.

What would you do if you had to replace one of your hands with some other object, chosen by you?

[Knight of Time]

Meh, if I only had one hand, I'd probably replace the other one with a mechanical hand, that I'd try and get to work much like a real hand.

What would you do if time suddenly started to go crazy around you (such as occasionally speeding up, occasionally slowing down, occasionally stopping)?