What the heck, I could use a hobby.

Real Name: Brian

Age: 34

Location: The greatest city in the world (I'm talking, of course, about NYC)

Fics: Gee, where to start? My favorite ones include Pokémonese, Yu-Gi-Oh! Dark Messiah, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Legend of the Sorcerer Kings, my recently completed Yu-Gi-Oh! Soul of Silicon, and my work in progress, Pokémon: Storming Heaven's Gates

Why do you want this position?: So I can bring something to TPM that it needs above all else: sanity.

What would be your strengths as a moderator?: Heck, I'm a security guard! I can handle disputes and tense situations.

What would be your weaknesses as a moderator?: I'm well known for saying some things that make people mad, although that is never my intent.

Do you have any additional comments?: I can be as nice as Santa Claus when I want to be. And by the way, my family used to be good friends with former Vice President Al Gore. Just thought I'd mention that.