<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 1 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Fett One]

If I am the only one that is aware of whats going on then I'll try to find a way to take advantage of the situation. Otherwise, I'll try to cope with it like everybody else.

What would you do if the greek and norse gods turned out to be real and returned to Earth

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd establish a political party called 'Finland's Odin And Zeus Believers' Party' which supports building temples amd shrines for these ancient gods. As the gods are real, my party would steal all the voters from 'Finland's Christian Democrtatic Party' and others as well. I'd do all that to deserve a place in Valhalla.

What would you do if you were a Team Rocket member?

[Blademaster]

Not suck at my job.

What would you do if you had a key that could open any door on Earth?

[Master of Paradox]

Begin raiding banks.

What would you do if you found the Fountain of Youth?

[Knight of Time]

Well, I'd do my best to avoid falling in or drinking from it (after all, I wouldn't want to revert into a baby again), but I might end up telling someone about my recent discovery, and make them swear that they will keep its location a secret from EVERYBODY in the world.

What would you do if you were the star of a movie that was in theatres?

[Fett One]

Enjoy my 15 minutes of fame to it's fullest since I don't know if it will last longer than that.

What would you do if you became a power ranger?

[Jeff]

I would live out my childhood fantasies of course.

What would you do if you suddenly found out you could teleport anywhere?

[Knight of Time]

I'd teleport each time I wanted to go somewhere important, simple as that.

What would you do if someone cheated you out of something, or someone?

[Fett One]

Make a big deal about it until i get back what is rightfully mine

What would you do if you could communicate with animals?

[Master of Paradox]

Make a fortune by publishing scientific papers on the actual thought processes of animals. (For obvious reasons, I'd avoid communicating with livestock.)

What would you do if your belt tried to kill you?

[Knight of Time]

Take it off and destroy it as quickly as possible, then get a replacement.

What would you do if you came face-to-face with anyone from the royal family (in Britain of course)?

[Fett One]

Get my picture taken with them and maybe brag about it to my friends and family.

What would you do if you built a robot that turned on you?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Have some fun and shoot it with a rocket launcher because it's not human. Now there is some contradiction, what if I had build it with much work or what if I had developed some feelings towards it? I shouldn't be asking this, I should be answering to Fett One's question. Okay, I'd reprogram it to do something more useful such as post in Twisted Wishes.

What would you do if you met the God?

[Master of Paradox]

"...huh. Okay, God, on behalf of the human race... why? You know what I mean."

Reversing that... What would you do if you were given irrefutable proof of the nonexistence of God?

[Blademaster]

Rub it in the face of every annoying Christian I know.

This topic is fun... Here's a curveball: What would you do if you met Satan?

[Fett One]

Avoid making any deals because nothing good will come from that

What would you do if you had a chance to make a movie?

[Knight of Time]

I'd ask my friends if they wanted to be in it before I decide what it would be like.

What would you do if you were sent to jail for a crime you didn't commit, that was committed by someone resembling you?

[Master of Paradox]

Wait out my sentence, planning my revenge in the most humiliating manners I can think of.

What would you do if you could no longer comprehend math?

[mr_pikachu]

I'd probably buy a candy bar for 0011011100110101 cents.

What would you do if everything you touched turned to Skittles?

[Knight of Time]

I'd wish for this "Skittles curse" to go away, permanently.

What would you do if making physical contact with one of your friends caused them to disappear?

[Fett One]

Avoiding making contact with them. If this ability works on everyone, I would hunt down all my enemies and make contact with them so they will disappear.

What would you do if everyone on the planet died except you

[Blademaster]

Commit suicide. Life isn't worth living without my friends and family.

What would you do if the Sun suddenly had a face and made noises, like on Teletubbies?

[Knight of Time]

Hope and pray the sun would be back to normal soon, having a "face" and a "voice" would make it a bit annoying.

What would you do if, every time you made a step while moving, you heard funny noises coming from your shoes (or other footwear)?

[Master of Paradox]

Go barefoot.

What would you do if you woke up to find your legs had turned into two horse legs (capable of bearing your weight)?

[Fett One]

Never leave the house again

What would you do if you became a ghost?

[Knight of Time]

Scare the pants off of any enemies I have, but I'd tell my friends I'm okay in this form.

What would you do if there were no such thing as internet search engines such as Yahoo, Google, Altavista, etc.?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Have lots of free time.

What would you do if you were Super Mario?

[Fett One]

Make the mushroom kingdom pay me to continue protecting them from Browser

What would you do if you became a mouse?

[Knight of Time]

Stay away as much as possible from the family cat here, I definitely wouldn't want to be killed by her if I was a mouse.

What would you do if you were on top of a tower of human-sized building blocks that looked like it could easily collapse with one false step?

[Blademaster]

If I had my cell phone, I'd call for help. Preferably a helicopter. If I didn't, I'd climb down on whatever side looked stablest.

What would you do if you were locked in an entirely dark room for a week, your only source of sustainence the ankle-high water on the floor and the only outside signs of life random screams and wails from unknown, but definitely human, sources outside?

[Fett One]

Sit back and pray for the best

What would you do if you had 3 test in one day but only enough time to study for 1 of the tests?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd go with complaining to the teachers. When I was at school, there weren't usually more than one test arranged on the same day, aside from a few exceptions. Also, I would have a good pretext to have bad results in all of them, so no big deal actually.

What would you do if Pokemaster Kevin posted an 'I'm back!' topic in Misc?

[Master of Paradox]

Ignore it, as I don't know who he is.

What would you do if all of your attempts to access web pages led inexorably to Goatse?

[Fett One]

Stop going on-line

What would you do if the 3 stoogies became your dentist?

[Knight of Time]

Get a different dentist. I wouldn't want three dentists who were terrible at taking care of someone's teeth.

What would you do if you were forced to marry someone from a different country that you didn't know?

[Master of Paradox]

Make the best of it, as it would be my best chance at marriage.

What would you do if you had the power to reach into a pocket and pull out anything you desired?

[Fett One]

Pull some cartoon style antics

What would you do if you started to age backwards (going from old to young)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd try to take the advantage and live my childhood again. At least if my memories still remained, I might do some things better, like get some real friends instead of getting bullied. Oh, and I'd also immediately ask Fett One what happens when I reach 0 years!?!

What would you do if the earth became too polluted to live and you had to lead a giant spaceship with some people, animals and plants to colonize another planet?

[Master of Paradox]

Pray things turned out like the ending of Wall-E.

What would you do if you could not stand still for more than a minute or so without beginning to root to the spot?

[Fett One]

Stay on the movie and failing that find a spot I wouldn't mind being stuck in

What would you do if you gained the ability to read minds?