Talk about being cheap! There was this man who was going to the airport and stopped a taxi. The man asked:

-How much costs the ride from here to the airport?

-About 20 dollars sir.

-...and the packages?

-I don't charge cash for the packages sir.

-OK! Then I will walk to the airport. Take the packages into the airport.


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Two guys were so cheap, that they bid one dollar to see who of them both could last more time being underwater.


...

...they both drowned.