<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 1 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd become really busy trying to figure out what everyone thinks. Of course I'd be depressed in the end, but still.

What would you do if you could use Kamehameha?

[Knight of Time]

I probably wouldn't use it too often, but if the world ever was in need of a new superhero, I'd use it for my transformation, though I have no clue what I'd call myself under a secret identity.

What would you do if a pot of gold fell out of the sky and landed on your head?

[Jeff]

Spend it all on my hospital bill.

What if you were cast in your favorite TV show?

[Fett One]

Get all of the actors autographs and a group photo to remember the experiance.

What would you do if you got to host Saturday Night Live?

[Master of Paradox]

See how many jokes I could make about "Remember when this show was funny?" before Lorne Michaels tries to blackjack me.

What would you do if your closest loved one was trapped on a speeding bus and you were stuck on foot?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would just have to run faster

What would you do if you had a date and you had no deoderant or cologne

[Knight of Time]

Ask my potential date if she wouldn't mind postponing the date for a few days.

What would you do if all the mirrors in your house were replaced with fun house mirrors?

[Fett One]

Try to be amused by it.

What would you do if you got to meet your favorite member of the 3 Stooges?

[Blademaster]

If it was just the actor, I'd ask him for his autograph.

If it was the actual Stooge, I'd bring him to Wal-Mart tomorrow night (Christmas Eve), give him some wild hyacinth, and watch the hilarity ensue.

What would you do if you were the Grim Reaper?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would obviously go on a killing spree

What would you do if you could slow done time

[Fett One]

I would slow down night time so I can spend more time in bed

What would you do if you had to choose between becoming a great race car driver or becoming a great doctor?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Both would do since they include the word great. But if I had to choose, I'd be a doctor because while race car drivers just entertain people, doctors cure them.

What would you do if the presidents and other leaders in the world somehow agreed to forbid celebrating Christmas?

[Blademaster]

I would obviously go on a killing spree

This is a normal misconception: The Grim Reaper does NOT kill people. He simply guides the souls of the deceased to wherever they're supposed to go after dying.

Anyway, I'd ignore it. I do everything of value (Translation: Presents!!!!11!!!11) on Christmas Eve.

What would you do if you had a pet Amphicoealis?

(If you don't study dinosaurs, 'Amphicoealis' is the name given to a since-lost dinosaur whose vertebra, while available for study, indicated it belong to a plant-eating creature at least 125 feet long and 50 feet tall - potentially the single largest creature ever discovered.)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

This is a normal misconception: The Grim Reaper does NOT kill people. He simply guides the souls of the deceased to wherever they're supposed to go after dying.

Yes I know this, but if I was the Grim Reaper I would go on a killing spree with my Scythe.

I would probably send it into a Kmart and watch the ensuing hilarity

What would you do if 2 policemen where at your front door bearing the bad news of a family member's death?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Cry. Sorry Crazy Elf Boy, I was so enthusiastic about posting after you first time for a long time and made it one word.

What would you do if you worked for Nintendo?

[Blademaster]

SUPER MARIO CORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

What would you do if the Cloverfield monster paid a visit to your hometown?

[Fett One]

Lock myself in my home and hide in the basement with a shotgun

What would you do if everyone you know gave you a lump of coal as a christmas gift?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

It's ok Mikachu I am sure you will be able to post after memore times in the future.

I would start selling it to the US government at outeous prices

What would you do if you found a lost dog

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

If I knew the dog and that it belongs to one of my friends I'd contact them. If I didn't recognize it I'd ask my firend anyway, I'd ask what breed it is and then put a notice in a newspaper. If the right owner doesn't appear I'd try to give the dog to a friend, I'm not confortable with the idea of the responsibility of taking care of a dog.

What would you do if I started to speak only Finnish here at TPM?

[Blademaster]

Beat you with a brick until you spoke English again.

What would you do if, upon replying to this post, a gigantic Christmas gift from me appeared next to you?

(And no, it wouldn't be ticking. )

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would still be suspicious about the contents but none the less open it with great enthusiam and also thinking 2 things.

1: How do you know where I live
2: How did you get it in my house

What would you do if the 4 minute warning bell went off? (if you don't know what it is google it, hopefully the right thing comes up)

[Fett One]

Google didn't help so I'm assuming your referring to a selfdestruct count down. I would run for my life and hope I get far enough away to survive.

What would you do if Google was shut down?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Go on a Crusade to save the world from universal alienation.

What would you do if Vegeta from Dragonball Z knocked on your door?

[Blademaster]

Answer and be as respectful as possible... and maybe see if he could tell me where I could learn how to kick ass like him.

What would you do if EVERYBODY ON EARTH suddenly had a copy of the Death Note?

[Master of Paradox]

As I would have one as well, I'd take out everyone I knew would be threatening me, and then get low and wait for the massive depopulation to conclude.

What would you do if all technology more sophisticated than a block-and-tackle suddenly ceased to function?

[Fett One]

Pray that it's only temporary

What would you do if you accidently developed mind control powers

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would start using the leaders of the world to control it to my whyms.

What would you do if milk bottles started killing people?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Stay in Finland, I'd be relatively safe because we have milk in cartons.

What would you do if you had an ability to see through walls?

[Master of Paradox]

Perversion.

What would you do if you had to enter a password manually to get to any page on the Internet?

[Fett One]

Buy a book of passwords.

Fun fact, when the internet was first created, it was only used by the government so username/passwords were required to access all web pages. It wasn't until the public started to use the internet that usernames/passwords were no longer required to access sites.

What would you do if it was Christmas everyday?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd start recycling presents to avoid bankruptcy. If I got a Christmas present I didn't like too much I'd send it to someone else, perhaps even back. I assume other people would understand that because they all are in the same situation.

What would you do if your town had a snowstorm and you saw Articuno flying there?

[seowsheng]

Go chilled out

[Houndoom_Lover]

I reply to Mikachu Yukitatsu's, since Seowsheng neglected to look at any of the other posts and the rules before hand, I suppose...

I'd go get a leash, and a heavy winter coat, and try to capture it, of course!

What would you do if you woke up and found that someone had stolen all your underwear?

[Fett One]

Go out and buy some more.

What would you do if you ended up in the world of Animal Crossing?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would figure out how to get out of that crazy block headed world

What would you do if a huge amount of batteries appeared in your room?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd check some of them if they were used. If they weren't I'd carry them to a storeroom, but if they were used already, I'd use my magic powers and throw all the hazardous waste back to Crazy Elf Boy's room in Australia.

What would you do if you were asked to rule serebii.net?

[Master of Paradox]

Decline in confusion.

What would you do if all the spoons in your house were replaced with knives?

[Fett One]

Stop eating things that require spoons until I can buy new spoons.

What would you do if you grew a prehensile tail?

[Houndoom_Lover]

Oh man! I'd turn on lights, feed myself without moving! It be like a dream come true!!!

What if your school demanded that you brought a kind of duck to school? What kind would you bring?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Heh, have actually done that, I had pet ducks when I was 12 and my substitute family parents brought the cage there in a pet day. So probably I'd go with regular ducks.

What would you do if you had to plan a new, revolutionary web browser?