<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 1 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would make it look awesome be really fast and incorparate an animal into the name

What would you do if you favourite food just vanished from the earth?

[Fett One]

Roll up into a ball and pray this isn't happening.

What would you do if a theif stole your entire house while you were away on vacation?

[Master of Paradox]

Go to the office I work in, call Blademaster, and assist him in kicking your ass for repeating one of his questions again.

What would you do if you were stranded in a stadium by horrid weather?

[Blademaster]

Seek out a piano player and a trumpet player, then walk down onto the pitcher's mound, get out a microphone on a stand, and start singing "The Virgin Child Makes Her Wish Without Feeling Anything."

(A cookie to anyone who gets that reference without having to look it up.)

What would you do if it started snowing cherry Slurpee mix?

[Ghost]

Get a bucket and start collecting it.

What would you do if when you woke up you found out that the Zombie Apocalypse had begun?

[Fett One]

Master of Paradox, I don't even remember Blademaster saying that. I thought I came up with an original one that nobody else has used.

Blademaster, is it from the No More Heroes sound track (sorry, I googled it).



Get a shotgun and start shooting up some zombies.

What would you do if you could drink all the alcohol you want and never get drunk or suffer from alcohol poisoning.

[Blademaster]

Blademaster, is it from the No More Heroes sound track (sorry, I googled it).

No cookie for you.

</Seinfeld reference>

I still wouldn't drink - alcohol tastes like piss.

What would you do if every rope, string, thread, cord, twine, wire, etc. on Earth was replaced by chains?

[Houndoom_Lover]

Never ever be able to untie a Barbie Doll from their plastic cages of death

What would you do if the last batteries on planet Earth...disapeared?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Force you to build a starship to search for new planets that have them.

What would you do if you started to seem as if you were drunk when you were sober and if you drank, you started to seem like sober.

(I'm not sure if I explained this clearly enough, it's a reference to a Finnish comedy movie Uuno Turhapuro loses his memory)

[Master of Paradox]

Wonder when I had become a Futurama robot. Then sink into a sober drunken coma.

What would you do if, at unpredictable intervals, you were attacked by wild dogs no matter where you were?

[Fett One]

Buy body armor so the dogs can't hurt me

What would you do if gundams were real?

[Houndoom_Lover]

Get out a loan and buy me one of those suckers! Hot'chya!

What would you do if Mcdonald's went out biz-ness, yo?

[Blademaster]

Start eating at Wendy's full-time.

What would you do if you were surrounded by an invisible, cube-shaped forcefield that nothing solid could enter?

[mr_pikachu]

Exit.

What would you do if a random stranger punched you in the face?

[Fett One]

Curse and yell at them

What would you do if aliens came to earth and told you to pick a city for them to destroy, and refusal to do so would result in your own death?

[Houndoom_Lover]

Bam! Destroy a city! Los Vegas go bye-bye!

What would you do if Nintendo said "Where're no longer going to make games."

[Blademaster]

Commit suicide.

What would you do if you woke up in the UG of your city and had to play the Reapers' Game?

[Fett One]

I probably wouldn't last very long so I would try to get away.

What would you do if you were given a chance to learn dark magic?

[Master of Paradox]

Embrace it.

What would you do if you had to walk barefoot on a bridge made of knives?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would invent a liquid coating that can be applied to the feet making them impervious to knives

What would you do if you became allergic to oxygen?

[Houndoom_Lover]

Die ^w^ From painful swelling at and not being able to breath

What would you do if someone gave you Rattlesnake to look after?

[Blademaster]

Handle it with barbecue tongs.

What would you do if you woke up on the very tippy-top of the CN Tower?

[Fett One]

Freak out and then start yelling for help

What would you do if you had to choose between meeting a famous sports player or a famous actor?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Meeting an actor sounds more intersting. I actually have met a famous sportsman named Mka Myllylä so perhaps I should meet an actor next.

What would you do if you and I were students in the same school?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would be relieved that it was not at a school where I knew no one

What would you do if evey car in the world stopped working?

[Houndoom_Lover]

Laugh- Like this Ahahahaha! ^w^ <- Loser doesn't have her licence

What would you do with you woke up with a horse?

[Fett One]

Be creeped out at first and then take it out for a ride

What would you do if were given the chance to write 1 episode for your favorite tv show(this includes cartoons)?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would try to write the best episode ever and put me as a character in it.

What would you do if the oil supply ran out?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Not ask my friends to give me a car ride anymore.

What would you do if the mods of TPM went on a deleting spree and started deleting your posts with no reason?

[Fett One]

Create a revolution and once the mods have been overthrown, appoint new mods, with myself being the head mod.

What would you do if someone from TPM just showed up on your doorstep unannounced?

[Master of Paradox]

Ask for identification.

What would you do if alien clowns arrived on Earth?

[Blademaster]

Hide in the basement with a baseball bat until some brave and/or crazy soul boarded their ship and blew up the giant clown nose inside.

What would you do if you found a cryptic (as in hard to decipher, not as in macabre) treasure map written in blood buried in your backyard?

[Houndoom_Lover]

Holy ham! Go look for treasure!

What would you do if you found the said treasure and it was burried under dead bodies?

[Fett One]

Move the bodies to get the treasure

What would you do if the treasure turned out to be empty bottles of rum?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would sell them off on eBay as props form the 3 Pirates of the Carribean movies

What would you do if all you water turned to wine?

[mr_pikachu]

Switch to Gatorade.

What would you do if you suddenly became pregnant?

[Fett One]

Freak out and pray it's all just a dream

What would you do if your favorite pokemon was permanently removed from the games?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would go on a strike and pray that they would put it back into the game

What would you do if all your hair fell out?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd be no longer able to mosh in a cool way.

What would you do if your head fell out?

[Fett One]

Nothing since I would be dead if my head fell off. However, if I was still alive then I would get a robot body to attach my head to.

What would you do if you were invited to a sleep over but it was located under a bridge?