<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 1 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would say what did you do and punch them

What would you do if someone punched you in the face for no reason?

~CEB

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Punch back for a reason.

What would you do if you could speak every language in the world?

[Fett One]

Get a job as a translator and watch all anime in japanese

What would you do if everything you touch turned to stone?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would touch all my enemies then create a statue park

What would you do if statues came to life and killed people?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Blow up all the statues before someone begins to wonder if they should have human rights.

What would you do if Sailor Moon was real?

[Master of Paradox]

Assuming that all elements of the series came with, sign on with the Negaverse.

What would you do if someone surgically attached a gun to your hand, irremovably?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would shoot the person who did it

What would you do if you had no legs

[Fett One]

Build robotic replacements

What would you do if everything you dreamt became real?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Quit dreaming! My attitude to nightmares is a risk.

What would you do if you woke up at night and your house was burning?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Get out as fast as I can

What would you do if didn't have a bed and couldn't buy one?

[Master of Paradox]

Sleep on the couch. I kind of prefer it anyway.

What would you do if you got papercuts whenever you opened a door?

[Knight of Time]

Wear protective gloves each time I open a door, so that I wouldn't cut myself anymore.

What would you do if a huge blizzard was headed toward your house while you were away?

[Fett One]

Stay away until the snow melts.

What would you do if your loved ones were turned into trolls?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Start a troll circus

What would you do if your skin turned blue

[Knight of Time]

Go and find the man whose skin did turn blue (no joke guys, you may have heard of him, his name is Paul Karason), and ask him if there is a way to reverse this problem.

What would you do if your hair took on all the colours of the rainbow?

[mr_pikachu]

Go cosplaying. (It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!)

What would you do if you were fired (or, if you're in school, expelled)?

[Fett One]

Find another job.

What would you do if an army of battle droids attacked your city?

[Knight of Time]

Attack their leader, threatening to destroy him unless his cronies leave the city in peace.

What would you do if you could only walk on walls and ceilings, and not floors?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would try not to look really weird

What would you do if a dragon burned down your house?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd find a water-spitting dragon to beat this fire-spitting dragon.

What would you do if you run out of ideas to use at TPM?

[Fett One]

Take a month off from TPM

What would you do if you could travel to any fictional world of your choice?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would go to Middle Earth and start kicking ass with a .303

What would you do if you could only use 3 senses at a time

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

According to Wikipedia, there are Sight, Hearing, Taste, Smell, Touch, Balance and acceleration, Temperature, Kinesthetic sense, Pain and also some Other internal senses. So I'd try to get rid of Pain and concentrate on Sight, Hearing and umm... Touch.

What would you do if you started to hear Pokemon speech inside your head?

[Fett One]

Keep quiet about it to avoid being accused of having issues.

What would you do if Daffy Duck decided to live with you?

[Master of Paradox]

Hide the shotguns.

What would you do if someone began to hunt you with murderous intent?

[Blademaster]

Find them first and do what needed to be done.

What would you do if you were caught on one of Jigsaw's deadly games and the only way out was to kill your best friend?

[Fett One]

Kill my friend before s/he kill me

What would you do if you were buried alive?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd certainly hope they buried me with my cell phone so I could call for help. If they didn't forget it, however, I believe they would bury me with my Nintendo DS because you could think it's a part of me. In that case, I'd play Chocobo Tales to the very end.

What would you do if you had to give a book discourse but that book was so long that you wouldn't have time to read it all through?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Well it would have to be pretty long for me not to read it in time but I would probably read a synopsis and wing it

What would you do if you turned into a dog?

[Fett One]

Make the best of it.

What would you do if you got turned into the opposite gender?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Become a... am I allowed to use the word lesbian? Oh heck, I already said it! Anyway, that would be terrific!

What would you do if you had to design a new flag for your country?

[mr_pikachu]

Become a... am I allowed to use the word lesbian?

You're allowed to say it, yes. I was just going to repeat Fett's "Make the best of it." And smirk.

I would... probably fail miserably. I'd probably just revert the U.S. flag to the one with 48 stars and say, "Yeah, California and New York need to go away."

What would you do if I told you that this thread was getting a little long?

[Fett One]

Close it and start a new version.

What would you do if Knight of Time refused to start a new version?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Force him to start one

What would you do if someone forced you to do something you didn't want to?

[Master of Paradox]

Do it as half-assedly as I could get away with.

What would you do if your blood was a powerful narcotic?

[Fett One]

Find a way to get my friends addicted so I can take their money. Aren't I such a good friend. lol


What would you do if you found out Darth Vader is your father?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would kill him and take over his empire

What would you do if you killed a man?

[Knight of Time]

Meh, not the kind of question I don't think anyone would like to respond to here, but, I guess I'd go to jail for the rest of my life, since there's no death penalty in Canada anymore.

What would you do if someone who resembled you a great deal got you framed for a serious crime, and managed to hide their guilt away?

[The_Missing_Link]

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