<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 2 (Approved by T_M_L)

[mr_pikachu]

If my best friend was a girl? Happily accept. (Or, if she's one of the multiple female friends I have who is engaged, married, or an ex-girlfriend of mine, decline and have a long talk with her.)

If it was my male best friend? Decline but tell him I'm fine with his decision and am glad he has such faith in me as a friend to confide in me.

What would you do if you were single and Valentine's Day was approaching?

[Knight of Time]

Not celebrate the day at all, most likely, I am not ready to date just yet, although I might not be too far away from my first date (as in maybe several months).

What would you do if Cupid was stupid at his game?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would hope that he doesn't hit me with a clumsy arrow

What would you do if lost control of your limbs?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Try to find out how they work then, I assume it would be like if I tried to move my right leg I'd move my left arm or something. However, if I couldn't figure out I'd have to yell for help. I live in an apartment building but I wouldn't care if I got accused of disturbance.

What would you do if Godzilla attacked your city?

[Fett One]

Hide in a bomb shelter

What would you do if mutants were real?

[Knight of Time]

Try and find one of them and ask him/her if he/she is related to any of the more famous mutants from TV (e.g. X-Men, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles).

What would you do if you met Marc Edward Heuck, Paul Goebel, and Andy Zax (anyone who remembers Beat the Geeks may remember these three, they have immense knowledge in movies, TV, and music respectively)?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Well first I would ask who they were and what they did and after I found out I would ask them a bunch of random questions on their respective specialties.

What would you do if people stopped talking to you?

[Fett One]

Enjoy the peace and quiet

What would you do if Eric Cartman was real?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Show him my Chinpokomon collection.

What would you do if you heard from the news that several Pokemon have appeared in the Sahara desert, Finland, the Antarctic and Hawaii?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would go and score myself some awesome pokemon.

What would you do if everything you touched turned to chocolate?

[Fett One]

Avoid touching things

What would you do if Bart Simpson became your new neighbor?

[Knight of Time]

Warn him that I am related to a police officer, so that he'd keep the peace with me, hopefully.

What would you do if your neighbours were Catrman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would try to get in on their crazy antics and hope to god I don't get killed.

What would you do if you slowly started turning into a lamp?

[Fett One]

Try to find a way to reverse it. If it's impossible to reverse than I'll make sure that my brother can't have any of my stuff

What would you do if the Super Bowl somehow ended in a tie?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

If I saw that, I'd wonder how I managed to find an American channel from my digibox.

What would you do if you had to make an essay about TPM?

[Knight of Time]

I'd try and recall as many of the good points from the past as possible before starting.

What would you do if you found counterfeit money mysteriously placed under your pillow (not by you, but by some stranger)?

[Fett One]

Get rid of it before I get into trouble for having it

What would you do if you won a free pass to another reality?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Well if it was just a one-way ticket I'd sell it. Otherwise, go for it. At least if that reality interested me.

What would you do if you could create a planet?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would make an awesome planet and make the inhabitants to my liking

What would you do if you could cook anything?

[Fett One]

Get a job as a chief

What would you do if you got the hic hups and couldn't stop?

[Master of Paradox]

Work out the timing so that I can eat on the off-beats.

What would you do if the world was set to music that you didn't like?

[Knight of Time]

Wish that the music wouldn't play at all.

What would you do if you heard a pickpocket family moved into your town/city?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Stay away from them

What would you do if you family suddenly dissappeared?

[Fett One]

Sit back and relax for an hour before reporting them missing

What would you do if all instant messenger programs were disabled permamently?

[Lune the Guardian]

Get somewhat annoyed, but not incredibly bothered.

What would you do if you worked until 2 AM without dinner?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

First, I'd congratulate you, Lune the Guardian, for joining these games. Next, I'd have time to faint.

What would you do if you could capture humans into PokeBalls?

[Knight of Time]

Well, I'd make like Elmer Fudd and say "Shh, be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting bin Ladens, hahahaha.", in hopes I could eventually catch bin Laden in one, and give him to someone who could put him on trial for all the trouble his organization has caused.

What would you do if your brain became too big for your head?

[Fett One]

Build a protective dome so it can't be harmed

What would you do if you entered the twilight zone?

[Master of Paradox]

Sing that Golden Earring song.

What would you do if you were stuck on a set of escalators?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Ah walk off since you really cant be stuck on an escalator.

What would you do if you carpet turned into lava?

[Knight of Time]

Scream and die, letting my spirit place a terrible curse on whoever did this to me.

What would you do if your entire house was made of dry ice?

[Fett One]

Not touch anything

What would you do if you could understand animals?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Make a profit.

What would you do if you suddenly couldn't move your body?

[Master of Paradox]

Panic.

What would you do if you discovered a flying island over the American West?

[Fett One]

Hope Thor is in charge of the inhabitants (this is a comic book reference incase anyone is wondering)

What would you do if you became the richest person on the planet?

[Blademaster]

Since $60,000,000,000+ is way too much for me... First, I'd divide it up between my friends and supporters. That includes financing TPM's revival and revamping. Then, with the huge amount I had left, I'd hire some programmers to teach/help me to program things with modern code, and in 3-D (two things MMF2 Dev doesn't allow). Finally, I'd pay for advertising for my game so it gains fame and I'd hopefully be able to start a business making games.

What would you do if every animal on the planet suddenly vanished?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Run around screaming since steak wouldn't exist anymore.

What would you do if you couldn't download anything?

[Knight of Time]

Quit using computers altogether, because being unable to download things would be no fun.

What would you do if you had ten sows and bucks?

[Fett One]

Assuming you are referring to pigs (sows) and deers (bucks), I will sell the sows to a meat processing plant and open a petting zoo for the bucks.

What would you do if you had a gunblade that works?

[Blademaster]

Put it on eBay. I get rich, and someone out there becomes an IRL Travis Touchdown. Win-win, if you ask me.

What would you do if the whole world was rendered in 8-bit video game graphics?