GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.10 (M.A. Zak)

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the trainer was blind

Fortunately, the trainer had a seeing eye growlithe

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it went rampant and started biting people.

Fortunately, a Squirtle was able to calm it down.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Water was Super Effective and Growlithe fainted.

Fortunately, they still were in the Pokemon Center after all.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the pokemon center had a power failure

Fortunately, the pokemon center had a bunch of electric pokemon to use as a power source

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they were all out of energy

Fortunately, there was a hand cranked power source.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it was heavy to use.

Fortunately, there was a Machamp who didn't go rampant and wasn't out of energy.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the machamp had no hands

Fortunately, professor oak had some prostectic hands for the machamp

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the Machamp wasn't used to the artificial hands right away.

Fortunately, it got used to them within a few days.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, This didn't help the people at the moment

Fortunately, They had a time machine

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it had a dangerous wormhole generator.

Fortunately, Professor Oak knew how to use it safely.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, Professor Oak accidently hit a button on the time machine, causing everyone in the building to be sent forward in time.

Fortunately, they were sent to a good future.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it was filled with robots with laser guns.

Fortunately, EVeryone who was transported suddenly had EMP guns.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the EMP guns were out of energy

Fortunately, they found a good hiding place

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, a robot built by Professor Oak's great-grandson found them.

Fortunately, it recognized Professor Oak.

[Arnen]

Unfortunately, Oak's great-grandson hated him, and thus programmed all his robots to attack the old man.

Fortunately, the robot that found them was having its lasers cleaned at the time.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it still had a giant saw blade.

Fortunately, The saw blade was unable to reach them in their hiding spot.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it scared a heck out of them.

Fortunately, it's healthy to be afraid of things.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, being scared caused professor oak to have a heart attack

Fortunately, nurse joy also knows how to treat humans

[asui]

Unfortunately, Mewtwo decided to kidnap her again.

Fortunately, professor oak was carrying a bottle of aspirin and a AED on his person.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, throwing them at Mewtwo did nothing.

Fortunately, Mewtwo was struck by a stray object and let Nurse Joy go.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the stray object was a bomb

Fortunately, the bomb had a 10 minute timer

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the timer was broken and set itself to 7 seconds.

Fortunately, James Bond came to rescue.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he didn't have the equipment needed.

Fortunately, Professor Oak had a pair of nail clippers.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the nail clippers didn't do anything against the bomb.

Fortunately, when the bomb's timer hit 0, it turned out to be a dud that would never explode.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it imploded instead, taking the entire planet with it.

Fortunately, some people were in space.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they couldn't breathe.

Fortunately, Mewtwo made psychic air capsules around everyone.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they were stuck in space.

Fortunately, Luke Skywalker picked them up.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his x-wing ran out of fuel

Fortunately, he was able to send out a distress call

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Darth Vader intercepted it.

Fortunately, he was too busy listening to the Emperor spout canned lines like "Something, something, something, Dark Side" and "Something, something, something, complete" to do anything about it.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortuately, Darth Vader died of boredom because of that.

Fortunately, Luke still didn't know he was his father.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he appeared as a ghost to Luke and everyone else informing them that he was indeed Luke's father.

Fortunately, Luke dismissed it as a lie.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Obi-wan appeared and confirmed that Vader is his father

Fortunately, Luke trusted Obi-wan

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Luke went crazy and tried to do a harakiri with his lightsaber.

Fortunately, somebody censored that sentence because this topic isn't PG-13.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, someone made it PG-13.

Fortunately, no one payed any attention to it.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, a parent group cared

Fortunately, everyone the parent group had no power

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Sailor Moon appeared and gave all her power to the parent group.

Fortunately, the parent group did nothing with the ability to transform into super beautiful girl warriors.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they also felt the need to fight crime.

Fortunately, there was lots of crimes that needed to be dealt with.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they interferred with a police stake out

Fortunately, everything turned out good so the police looked the other way

[asui]

Unfortunately, the criminals the police had been staking out became angry with the parent group.

Fortunately, the criminals weren't guilty of anything other than crimes of fashion, so they weren't much of a threat.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, police still wanted to arrest them.

Fortunately, several severe punisments such as death sentence had been banned by the goverment earlier the same year.