[GAME] 20-100 Word Pokemon (LV Approved)

[Fett One]

#40 Zubat

Even though it has no eyes, it can sense obstacles using ultrasonic waves it emits from its mouth.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

042 GOLBAT
Golbat sucks. Blood. A lame joke, I don't even regard Zubat annoying, let alone if it evolves. I am strange. Golbat may have attacks like Wing Attack and Mean Look.

[Magmar]

043 Oddish
The weed Pokemon. Seriously, there are so many jokes I could make, but even I have to keep it NC-17 sometimes.

[Master of Paradox]

#44 Gloom

Why are the second stages of the two original "plant" Pokemon so fricking ugly? You have Weepinbell, looking like a drugged, gutted fish, and then you have Gloom and its drooling habit. Ugh... At least you have decent evolutionary options from here.

[Fett One]

#44 Vileplume

It's a giant walking flower with arms and a face. It's stun spore is extremely powerful.

[Heald]

Fett One - You really need to stop posting the exact same number as the last one.

046 Paras

Seriously, why the hell would you want one of these? It looks like crap and is one of the most useless Pokemon out there. It's a bug Pokemon from the generation where there were no good bug types or bug moves, making it redundant. Seriously, even Oddish is better than this. Kill it with fire.

[Master of Paradox]

47 PARASECT

Most of the Paras problems still apply, but hey - it's a giant mushroom with insect eyes and glowing eyes. So at least it looks kind of cool.

[Fett One]

Heald, I didn't realize was making that mistake.

048 Venonat

It's big eyes are actually clusters of tiny eyes. It is a bug/poison type that is capable of performing psychic attacks

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

049 VENOMOTH
I like its look. It was one of my first favourite Pokemon among others like Articuno. Somewhere around November or December 2000 I drew a picture in a notebook, a picture of two girls battling Venomoth VS Gyarados and I still have it somehere.

[Shadow Wolf]

050 DIGLETT

Wow, Diglett has many features that just left us amazed: from being one of the smallest pokemon (apparently with a height of 0'08", since no one knows if it has body because it lives underground) to having feet (confirmed in Mystery Dungeon) and even to use moves like Scratch, Slash, Fury Swipes, and Shadow Claw without having hands.

[Heald]

051 Dugtrio

Hands up anyone who only caught this in order to own Surge's team in that weird tunnel that connects Vermillion to Viridian or something, then stuck it back in Bill's boxes, never to be seen again? Anyone? Actually not a bad Pokemon, but was from the generation where Ground types really did suck and since then there have been much better Ground types in latter generations.

[Magmar]

52 MEOWTH

Some of them can teach themselves to talk! Some of them kinda sorta can't and they just cough hairballs up on your brand new Silver Sage Restoration Hardware 600 count Italian Percale sheets.

[Master of Paradox]

53 PERSIAN

Not as cute as Meowth, but a little less fragile. Not worth using in battle, but they can make you look a lot more respectable as far as crime lords go. Just ask Giovanni.

[Roses are Red]

#054 - Psyduck

A very odd duck-like, dim Pokemon. Misty owned one just so the writers could have something for comic relief. Reputed to have a very small brain that is always plagued by headaches. It only kicks ass when it has a severe headache which makes some trainers resort to beating them with bats before battle. Its evolution is kickass.

[Magmar]

#055 GOLDUCK
It quacks and is basically a kappa demon, which stripped, raped and killed teh ladiez in ye olde Japan. It is a water type. It has legs

[Fett One]

056 Mankey

The pig monkey pokemon. This is the pokemon that stole Ash hat back in season one of pokemon

[Master of Paradox]

57 PRIMEAPE

The evolution of Mankey, and something of a badass. Ash caught that Mankey that stole his hat after it evolved, and it beat the hell out of a fighting circuit... before Ash left it behind. Yeah, that Ash, he's a REAL role model for respecting and befriending one's Pokemon. Primeape was the start of a long, long line of Ash abandoning his "befriended" Pokemon.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

058 GROWLITHE
In the anime, Growlithe was James's best friend as a child. 'Holy Matrimony!' is one of my favourite episodes and really funny. One of the best jokes was when Ash and others were going to visit James's parents. They mistook Growlie's house for their mansion, whereas the real mansion was even bigger.

[Fett One]

059 Arcanine

It is a fire type pokemon, whose coloration makes it look like a tiger even though it is suppose to be a dog.

[Zak]

060 Poliwag.

The only special think I can say is I was shocked when I first found out Misty got this Pokemon shockingly late in the series for an RBY, they were already beginning to introduce the second generation and usually the rule was whenever that happens, no more catching old Pokemon. Hell, indigo was already over. I haven't been following the show for years but word on the street is they recently started breaking that rule. Yay.

Also Fett One, try and be less lazy, I could think of a millon other things I could have said about Arcanine. Just a suggestion.

[Master of Paradox]

61 POLIWHIRL

There's not too many things that are special about this one, sadly. It's a Water-type and a level-based evolution of Poliwag. The Poli line was always overshadowed by the Squirtle and Staryu lines whenever I played RBY. Poor things.

[Heald]

062 Poliwrath

Funnily enough, the only Water/Fighting combination, and isn't actually that bad, except the fact it doesn't really learn any decent fighting moves. However, if you're somehow desperate for this weird combination, I guess this is your only choice, if you can actually stand looking at it.

[Roses are Red]

#063 - Abra

One of the most annoying Pokemon to catch in the original RBY games. All it knows is Teleport for the entirety of its sad life unless you breed some moves onto it or teach it a TM. If not, it's like raising a Magikarp to be a freaking Gyarados since it only gets some decent moves when it evolves. Gary/Blue/Douche owned one in the RBY games and it was the easiest thing to beat.

[Master of Paradox]

64 KADABRA

And suddenly Abra becomes useful. Possibly the single most powerful Pokemon in RBY, although its stock fell with GSC's Psychic nerfing. All of mine were named after casino games (the first was Keno), because I always purchase my Abras from the Game Center (I am miserable at Abra-catching).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

065 ALAKAZAM
I was too slow and Master Of Paradox stole my Kadabra. But luckily I had already received another one form another friend of mine in a trade and in a trade it evolves into Alakazam. Alakazam doesn't have pentagram on its forehead so it's safer to speak about it anyway.

[Roses are Red]

#066 - Machop

This Pokemon is capable of being female. It always makes me wonder who the hell thought that up? It is a fighting Pokemon but what the hell man? You telling me that this manish-looking Pokemon can be female? And so can it's evolutions? They must be gender confused! This was one of the downsides of the gender split. We get morons working it.

[Master of Paradox]

67 MACHOKE

The original RBY illustration for Machoke is just plain wrong. What is with that expression? Why is it winking?!? Thankfully, later games reduced the nightmare fuel quality. Those of you without friends likely had a lot of trouble getting the last of the three stages, as did I.

[Blademaster]

"Machamp. The Superpower Pokemon. This four-armed juggernaut is undeniably the most powerful Pokemon in all of existence in terms of pure strength. Though it is by no means indestructible, it has enough pure physical power to send a target flying into space with a single punch. Its preferred method of attack is to grab its victim with its two lower arms and then pummel it to pulp with its upper set."

[Fett One]

069 Bellsprout

This is the pokemon that gave Ash a lot of problems in the Indigo League competition. Who would of thought that a Bellsprout would be so agile

[Jeff]

#70 Weepinbell

A grass and poison type that was originally only obtainable in Blue. It evolves with the Leaf Stone, but if you evolve it too early it won't learn all of its moves.

[Roses are Red]

#071 - Victreebel

One of the first Pokemon that would attempt to eat James. It enjoys trapping insects in its giant mouth and digesting them with powerful enzymes. It is a wonder James never died from such secretions. Anyways, it evolves from Weepinbell with a Leaf Stone and is really kind of useless otherwise. It has been outcasted by other more powerful Grass-types.

[Master of Paradox]

72 TENTACOOL

A.K.A. "Poisonous Magikarp". You would run into about a thousand of these every time you used Surf. Great training for Psychic-types, but they got tedious damn quick. Must be hard to be a fisherman in Kanto with these bastards filling the ocean.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

073 TENTACRUEL
In 'Tentacool and Tentacruel' Team Rocket accidentially makes one Tentacool to evolve to a giant Tentacruel. It wreaks havoc in the city of Porta Vista and seems to be immune to Nastina's rockets and gunfire. In the end of the eppie, Tentacruel sends Nastina all the way to her cousin Obaba who wasn't introduced in Finland at all because we skipped 'Beauty and the Beach'.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

074 GEODUDE

Geodude, one of the lesser main cave related annoyances of many of the games. I mean seriously you cant take 2 steps without running into one of these ridiculous pokemon. They are useless only good thing about them is that that take ages to kill when hit by tackle.

[Master of Paradox]

75 GRAVELER

Despite its frankly-strange looks, Graveler is a much more useful Pokemon than you might think. One of them was on my Elite Four team in one of my runs through the game. It provided a nice center of stability for my disparate lineup. Another trade-evolver, one of Nintendo's ways of forcing us to either make friends or buy extra systems.

[Jeff]

#76 Golem

It took me forever to learn how to evolve Graveler back in Red. I searched thoroughly for the elusive "Rock Stone" or whatever it was called to no avail. It turned out that Graveler evolved into Golem not with experience or a stone, but through trading.

[Fett One]

077 Ponyta

The fire horse pokemon. It can perform fire spin, stomp, and tail whip. Using a Tm allows you to teach it fire blast.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

078 Rapidash

Supposdley one of the fastest pokemon in the series but I still don't know how any one rides them without being burnt. I MEAN ITS ON FIRE.

[Heald]

079 Slowpoke

Most Pokemon have chromosome counts of between 22 and 108. Slowpoke has 7. It is the retard Pokemon and spends most of its time watching daytime TV and attending NRA rallies.

[Master of Paradox]

80 SLOWBRO

It says a lot about the intelligence level of the average Slowpoke that their reaction to having a Cloyster snap onto their tails is to pick it up in their forepaws and go "Huh."