2009 Victorian bushfires

[Dark Sage]

This is why I hate environmentalists, tree huggers and other space cadets who implore us to protect the environment, even though the environment seems to hate humanity. New Orleans is wiped out in the biggest hurricane ever to hit the states, wildfires are decimating Victoria, and idiots still tell us to spend money on protecting the environment that is trying to kill us.

You think this sounds crazy? Think about it for a minute. Has the environment ever shown us that it even likes us? I think it hates us, to tell the truth.

Edit: This theory is not mine. There are many philosophers who believe, pessimistic as it may be, that nature resents humanity for the lousy job we have done as caretakers of this planet. In other words, it may well be that all these natural disasters are retribution for our shoddy ways of taking care of the planet. Still, even if it's our fault that thee environment is a mess, the environment shouldn't try to kill us for it.