Naw. Thunder travels faster than Pain Split, she needed time to link that energy.
Thanks for the reffing darkest. Just wondering if things would've been diff if Bitch did her pain split before the megathunder?
OzStar- Chillax! Take it easy GRRRL. Let Bitchdreavus put you to sleep.
Bitchdreavus, use a Hypnosis on Starmie. Put it to sleep. Next, THUNDER that Slowbro! Finish off by using a THUNDERBOLT on it. If Slowbro takes off, concentrate on Charizard.
Wheezing. Chill. If need be, endure.
CorsolOz - Confuse Ray Charizard! Then Shadow Ball that Slowbro. Finish off with using Power Gem on Charizard.
VenusOz - Walk out of the fire whilst using protect.
Next, go to either the castle or the beach. Whatever you think is best and do the best thing you can do for the final action. You can choose your own attack etc.
Alakazam. Rest. If things get shitty, teleport to the beach.
Naw. Thunder travels faster than Pain Split, she needed time to link that energy.
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Teleport to the Bouncy castle, use Dreameater on OzZam then Rest.
Teleport - Dreameater - Rest.
Ok, he seems to be ignoring you this round. Just relax and wait out the rest of your rest. When you wake up, use Thunder on Starmie
Relax x2 - Thunder (Starmie)
I'm in your dimensions, screwing with your reality!
18th is DQ for TML?
Also, don't worry I have plans for your Gyarados. Hehe.
Yah. Though I'm sure she'll post sooner than. These two big mega battles I'm doing are both much easier to ref now, yay!
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Teleport to the castle and crunch Alakazam twice
Teleport to Beach~Crunch x2 on OzKazam
T_M_L
My ASB Team:
Nightshade, Orion, Drake, Apollo, Shino, Ares, Arya, Isis, Ace, Arbiter, Nero, Haplo, Coren, and Marit
ASB Multi Battle 1 on 9!
Andrew vs Greyfox, Chris 2.1, MeLoVeGhOsTs, Asilynne, Mystic_Clown, Blademaster, Green Lanturn, Houndoom Lover and The_Missing_Link
Banned Moves: None
DC: 40% So no crazy x3 strategies ¬¬
Rules: No fucking dragons except for the ref cause it has no change on the battle but I just want one there anyway.
Arena 2 - The Beach:
Nice, sunny and moderate surf. There's some coral and seaweed to the left. But otherwise a nice beach with beautiful surf. I envisage it as such - http://www.coastbeaches.com/web/photos/noosa/coolum.jpg
Earthquake is ineffective and Surf is as well.
Beach Matchups:
Athene, F Slowbro 37/21
The Tower, F Gyarados 40/52 Slp
Drake, M Charizard 60/53
Moves:
Ath: Teleport (Castle) Dream Eater(Z)~Rest
Tower: Relax x 2~Thunder
Drake: Teleport (Castle)~Crunch x 2 (Z)
vs
OzStar Starmie 63/1
CorsolOz, F Corsola 43/49
OzWheeze, F Weezing 37/15
Bitchdreavus, F Mismagius 50/51
Moves:
Bitch: Hypnosis(S)~Thunder(A)~Thunderbolt(A)
Cor: Confuse Ray(D)~Shadowball(A)~Power Gem(D)
OzSt: Relax x 3
OzWh: Relaxx 3
Sub:
OzW: Endure if needed
Bitch: Focus on Drake if Athene poofs
Only one of you can beat Andrew-to win this match. Whom will it be!
Switching between arenas = 1 action
===Round 5===
Man, things look bleak.
Chaos: Gaab ._.
==Fight==
Knowing the odds were against hem both, Athene and Drake both did the wise thing and bailed. OzStar and OzWheeze watched in bemusement, as Bitch focused on forcing OzStar to sleep. That left COrsolOz, whom was a bit slower than Drake, and so the Confuse Ray failed to conect with the fleeing beasts.
Tower..slumbered as OzStar fell asleep as well.
Atheneuckers! ==///== OzStar ZZZZ +6E
The Tower +10E/+5H ==///== OzWheeze O.o? +6E
Drake: I'm out! ==///== Bitchdreavus: -5E
CorsolOz -3E
K Blade, looks like this is gonna be real uneventful.
Blade: yeah...I'ma go to thE Bouncy Castle. Later
K..yeah. Those asleep still sleep, with Wheeze and Bitch looking like haunting daycare takers. Corsola just kinda..played in the water..
OzStar +6E
The Tower: +10H/+5H ==///== OzWheeze +6E
Bitchdreavus: +6E
CorsolOz: +6E
And it continues...oh wait. No! Tower's up! And she's PISSED! Instantly, OzStar is targeted, and ripped through and through with a massive Thunder as the last of the Rain comes down. The other Pokemon all stare at the suddenly reawakened giant, and move back as she bellows her disapproval of being the only one on her side left.
OzStar awakens with a start, freaked out! It crackles excessively though...we know what that means..
Oh hey, here's OzZam..
OzStar -20H
The Tower -10E ==///== OzWheeze +6E
Bitchdreavus: -+6E
CorsolOz: +6E
OzZam: Herro!
CorsolOz heals one last time... (+5HP)
Beach Stats
Beach
The Tower, F Gyarados 60/52
vs
OzStar Starmie 43/13 Par
CorsolOz, F Corsola 48/58
OzWheeze, F Weezing 37/33
Bitchdreavus, F Mismagius 50/58
OzZam, M Alakazam 66/64
Stealth rocks abound
Ok Chaos, to the Hospital! This is starting to reach a lull.
Last edited by DarkestLight; 18th February 2009 at 05:46 PM.
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ASB Multi Battle 1 on 9!
Arena 3 - The Abandoned Hospital:
Lights are on but no-one's home. Old dusty corridors, abandoned beds in the hallways. Most of the medical supplies have been looted. There is some graffiti around. The main areas to note are - Main entrance/Admin. Operating Theatres. Emergency Centre. Countless wards. Files and records. Also, has the spirits of annoying old dead people! "Deary, do you know where I put my walking stick!" Useless and irritating, they can do little.
Earthquake is also banned, because I don't want the multi-story building to be destroyed. It's on the mountain there overlooking the beach. Attacks from each arena do not impact on the other.
Hospital Matchups:
OzSaur, M Venusaur 59/58 Trapped
Protect(Walk through flame)~Castle~???
Only one of you can beat Andrew-to win this match. Whom will it be!
Switching between arenas = 1 action
===Round 5.2===
Chaos: Gab :<>
Yeah I know! OzSaur's by itself. Asi set up camp on the second floor to be out the way.
==Fight==
Annoyed with being burned, OzSaur threw up a shield of Protective energy, and charged through the flame.
OzSaur: -9E
Then. OzSaur runs through the hole in the side of the Hospital and makles a beeline for het cliff. O crap its going to the Castle. We gotta follow suit!
OzSaur: Outie!
As we follow OzSaur..we now shut off the Hospital from everyone else!
Hospital Stats: None!
And we're airborne!. Funny, OzSaur is falling as fast as us.
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ASB Multi Battle 1 on 9!
Andrew vs Greyfox, Chris 2.1, MeLoVeGhOsTs, Asilynne, Mystic_Clown, Blademaster, Green Lanturn, Houndoom Lover and The_Missing_Link
Banned Moves: None
DC: 40% So no crazy x3 strategies ¬¬
Rules: No fucking dragons except for the ref cause it has no change on the battle but I just want one there anyway.
Arena 1 - The Bouncy Castle.
Bouncy Castle has 3 large walls. It is indestructible. It is surrounded by a moat of deep water. It's big and red. You also cannot hide in the air cushions or rather "Phase" through them. Because it is a bouncy castle, the bouncy physics can come into play too.
Ground/Rock attacks are pretty much useless or non-effective as the quake is absorbed by the castle.
Pokemon Matchups:
OzZam, M Alakazam 79/59
Rest~Teleport (Beach)
===Round 5.3===
We're in transit, OzSaur following.
==Fight==
Well, OzZam is still sleeping. Real eventful.Blade looks disappointing..
OzZam: +10H/+5E
But no! Suddenly Athene and Drake show up on the scene. They quietly approach Zam, and first Athene starts to suck away those sweet Dreams from Zam. He grunts and grumbles, but its the Crunch that takes Zam from dozing to full awakening. He wakes up to spot both Drake and Athene over him!
OzZam: -23H (14-Crunch 9-Dream Eater) ==///== Drake: -7E
Athene: -7E/+5H
Freaked out, Zam makes like a flash and scrambles to run out, but Drake and Athene have the upper hand. That is, until OzSaur lands with a thunderous earth shaking rumble. OzZam Teleports, Drake unable to sink his jaws in a second time. Athene quietly falls asleep...and Drake watches that Planimal the thought he got rid of a while ago sudenly shoulder check him! They both tumble and tussle, before Drake is able to fend off that ridiculous Facade.
OzZam: *Poit! ==///== Drake: -7E/-8H
Athene: -14E/+7H/+3E ==///== OzSaur: -6E
Blade: That's better! Action!
Uhh sure...
Bouncy Castle Stats
OzSaur, M Venusaur 59/43
A lil outnumbered here..
vs
Athene, F Slowbro 49/3 Slp
Drake, M Charizard 52/39
LS: 1 round
Ok Chaos, to the Beach again! Things are changing up pretty crazily.
MLG/TML/M_C attack!
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Can I ask now that no-one is in the hospital it is now out of this battle? Opponants?
Nobody's in the hospital.
Well, I'm pretty much boned. Oh well, let's go out with a bang shall we?
Tower, use Endure to withstand their attacks, then use Payback on Bitchdrevious. Then, if you're still alive, Thunder Bitchdrevious. If she's gone, Thunder Ozstar
Endure - Payback (Bitchdrevious) - Thunder (Bitchdrevious/Ozstar)
I'm in your dimensions, screwing with your reality!
Ok, Athene, use Sleeptalk until you wake up. After that, hit Ozsaur with Flamethrower.
Sleeptalk - Sleeptalk - Sleeptalk
Sub: Flamethrower (x3)
Oh Slowbro, you're so deadThanks for sleeptalking your way to exhaustion
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Set up a smokescreen in the sky around you and then use fire spin then flamethrower on Venusaur
Smokescreen~Fire Spin~Flamethrower
T_M_L
My ASB Team:
Nightshade, Orion, Drake, Apollo, Shino, Ares, Arya, Isis, Ace, Arbiter, Nero, Haplo, Coren, and Marit
BTW my strategy for putting OzStar to sleep was to recover energy since it was dangerously close to fainting from exhaustion. If someone had of used a taunt or something, OzStar would have died
That was the only sure way I could've ensured OzStar's safetyKinda.
I'llpost my attacks tonight.![]()
Oh we're going to focus on tower. It's going to take him 2 rounds to go down with that damage cap.
OzZam! Start off with a Thunderwave+Shockwave Combo! Is it still raining? I hope so. Finish off by using Disable on Gyarados' Thunder attack!
OzCorsola, start off with another Toxic on Gyarados! Follow up with using an Aqua Ring. Finally, if he gets off that thunder, use a Mirror Coat to send it back.
OzWheeze, use a Will-O-Wisp. BURN gyarados. Follow up with using a Sludge Bomb in his mouth. Finish off by doing nothing but relaxing.
OzStar. Do nothing. If you wake up and you feel you can handle it, use a Rest properly, to heal that paralysis. I don't want you risking your life if you can't but.
Bitchdreavus! I want you to use a Curse on Tower! Then, travel to the bouncy castle and use another curse on Charizard! However, if you know can't maintain both curses at once, just travel to the Bouncy Castle and stay out of the way without cursing Charizard.
Vena, fire off a sleep powder and leave that arena for the Beach.
ASB Multi Battle 1 on 9!
Andrew vs Greyfox, Chris 2.1, MeLoVeGhOsTs, Asilynne, Mystic_Clown, Blademaster, Green Lanturn, Houndoom Lover and The_Missing_Link
Banned Moves: None
DC: 40% So no crazy x3 strategies ¬¬
Rules: No fucking dragons except for the ref cause it has no change on the battle but I just want one there anyway.
Arena 2 - The Beach:
Nice, sunny and moderate surf. There's some coral and seaweed to the left. But otherwise a nice beach with beautiful surf. I envisage it as such - http://www.coastbeaches.com/web/photos/noosa/coolum.jpg
Earthquake is ineffective and Surf is as well.
Beach Matchups:
The Tower, F Gyarados 60/52
Moves:
Tower: Endure~Payback~Thunder(OzS)
vs
OzStar Starmie 43/13 Par
CorsolOz, F Corsola 48/58
OzWheeze, F Weezing 37/33
Bitchdreavus, F Mismagius 50/58
OzZam, M Alakazam 66/64
Moves:
Bitch: Curse(T)~Leave~Curse (D)
Cor: Toxic~Aqua Ring~Mirror Coat
OzSt: Relax/Rest if the chance comes.
OzWh: Will~o~Wisp~Sludge Bomb~Relax
OzZ: ThunderShockWave~Disable
Only one of you can beat Andrew-to win this match. Whom will it be!
Switching between arenas = 1 action
===Round 6===
Coming back here...Yipe. It's well Tower isin't little but against 5 Pokemon, I dun think this'll end pretty.
Chaos: O.O GABB!!
..uh yea..I just said that..
==Fight==
Tower floats up a bit, to watch as the 5 Pokemon in front of her all seem to shift their focus in her direction. She slinks back towards the ocean, trying to look as non-menacing as possible, but when yer a Gyarados, that kinda...is impossible. So, she sinks lower as OzWheeze flots higher, a flame brewing in its smaller head. OzStar just sits in place. It feels it can't move.
CorsolOz hops over, evilly grinning while preparing a nasty Toxic for the seaserpent. It was OzZam however, who got things popping. A Flurry of electricity Waved through the air. Shocked at their speed, Tower clenched her body up as tight as possible, curling her face within her coils and withstood the continuous onslaught. As the Shockwves hit, she felt a burning on her tail and the splatter of the Toxic substances on her body.
But she still kept quiet-even as she heard that Bitch over there murmuring somethng in Cajun and prolly putting a Mardi Gras Shaman Curse on him.
Dirty Bitch.
OzStar: .. +6E
The Tower: -8E/-30H Par/Brn ==///== OzWheeze: -4E
Bitchdreavus: -5E/-25H
CorsolOz: -3E
OzZam: -7E
Tower finally shakes its head, and its body as its done enduring. The Toxic however, slid off of Tower becasue she endured the pain of having it hit and as such, it didn't enter her body at any point. Looking at Bitch with a vile glare, Tower flew over and tried to tag her with a Payback, but the attack swooshed thin air. The Ghost was already hightailing it to the castle.
Left wide open, Tower didn't even see who assailed it. Some sort of misladen hex was cast but since no move was actually seen-it failed. OzWheeze floated into view though and fired off that Sludge Bomb with terrific accuracy, slamming into Tower's face. Tower spat out the remnants, but this time, it was badly poisioned.
OzStar.still couldn't move, and just sat there. Paralysis is not cool.
CorsolOz still took advantage, casting another healing ring about itself.
OzStar +6E
The Tower: -5E/-10H ==///== OzWheeze -7E
Bitchdreavus: SUCKA Free!
CorsolOz: -4E
OzZam: -4E
Feeling quite good about things actually, Tower turned to OzStar, whom finally wriggled its arms. Before the damned thing could Rest, Tower charged up a Thunder and fired with unrelenting anguish. Zam cursed its anxiousness, as OzStar was struck from the left side by the attack, knocking it on its side-and inducing the paralysis once again! CorsolOz found its command to be a waste of energy, but OzWheeze just relaxed.
OzStar -20H
The Tower -10E ==///== OzWheeze +6E
CorsolOz: -6E
OzZam: -.-...
CorsolOz heals all over... (+5HP) and Tower scringes from the burn and the poisioning..and the Curse since Bitch didn't DIE!. Evil bastards they all are. (3/brn 3/Txc 12/Cur)
Beach Stats
Beach
The Tower, F Gyarados 2/29 Par/Brn/Txc
vs
OzStar Starmie 23/19 Par
CorsolOz, F Corsola 53/45
OzWheeze, F Weezing 37/28
OzZam, M Alakazam 66/53
AR: 4 rounds more
Stealth rocks abound
Ok Chaos, to the Hospital! Tower actually still stands here!
Last edited by DarkestLight; 25th February 2009 at 08:38 PM.
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From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
ASB Multi Battle 1 on 9!
Andrew vs Greyfox, Chris 2.1, MeLoVeGhOsTs, Asilynne, Mystic_Clown, Blademaster, Green Lanturn, Houndoom Lover and The_Missing_Link
Banned Moves: None
DC: 40% So no crazy x3 strategies ¬¬
Rules: No fucking dragons except for the ref cause it has no change on the battle but I just want one there anyway.
Arena 1 - The Bouncy Castle.
Bouncy Castle has 3 large walls. It is indestructible. It is surrounded by a moat of deep water. It's big and red. You also cannot hide in the air cushions or rather "Phase" through them. Because it is a bouncy castle, the bouncy physics can come into play too.
Ground/Rock attacks are pretty much useless or non-effective as the quake is absorbed by the castle.
Pokemon Matchups:
OzSaur, M Venusaur 59/43
A lil outnumbered here..
Sleep Powder~Beach
vs
Athene, F Slowbro 49/3 Slp
Drake, M Charizard 52/39
LS: 1 round
Moves:
Ath: Sleep Talk x 3
Dra: Smoke Screen~Fire Spin~Flamethrower
Sub: Flamethrower x 3
===Round 6.3===
Well, not having to jump off cliffs is a bit nicer.
Chaos: Gab gabite n_n.
Hrm. Blade went to sleep.
==Fight==
OzSaur stares as Athene stays asleep for a moment, before hopping up and dancing about all crazily. Drake begins coughing up smoke, which fills the interior of the castle. As such, the Sleep Powder intended for them both gets blasted skyward, but lingers in the smoke, making it a missed opportunity for OzSaur. It can't see where the exit is, or if Drake is awake or not. But suddenly, none of that matters as Athene barrels into view, slamming OzSaur with a very painful attack.
Looked like a Zen Headbutt.
OzSaur: -4E/-22H ==///== Athene: +10H/+5E/-5E
Drake: -4E
OzSaur did NOT like how things were turning out. Tasking a risk, OzSaur makes a break for the right side. It winds up bumping into Bitchdreavus, who floated right into the Smokescreen. Hearing no signs of Drake, OzSaur tries to lumber by the ghost, only to feel flames ignite under his feet. It jumps in place, only to see the flames extend far above the Smokehorizon. Damn Fire Spin! Drake's head can be seen under the Smokescreen, as it crawls over to OzSaur, sneering evilly.
Bitch watches, unsure what is going on here.
Amazingly, Athene suddenly lied down, and seems alot better off? O crap.
She Slacked off. And she's still asleep!
Ozsaur -6H NO! NOT AGAIN!==///== Drake: -5E
Athene: +10H/+30E/-5E ==///== Bitch: Herro?
This turn of events is frightening! Drake Roars, as Bitch casts another Curse on him! Knowing his time is drawing close, Drake sets OzSaur aflame by use of a Flamethrower. He then looks to Athene, whom starts to create a Blizzard around the area. Bitch does not approve, and wails in hatred as the Blizzard knocks her down next to OzSaur. OzSaur is also hit, but the Fire emlts most of the attack flying into it, so that damage is small.
Bitch: -6E/-15H ==///== Drake: -6E
Athene: +10H/+5E/-5E ==///== OzSaur: -12H Brn
As such, the Curse starts to afflict Tower (12) and Drake (6)...nasty move there.
OzSaur is hurt from the burn and the fire...(3+3). ..and that Light Screen falls apart. Now some serious hurt is about to be dished out!
Bouncy Castle Stats
Bitchdreavus, F Mismagius 10/58
OzSaur, M Venusaur 13/43 Brn
Wow, reinforcements. Thanks!
vs
Athene, F Slowbro 79/28 Slp
Drake, M Charizard 46/24
Ok Chaos-things surely turned there! But can Drake and Athene turn the tables on 6 Pokemon?
Andrew attacks
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Venusaur! Use your protect and escape from the fucking castle. Go to the beach and use Synthesis!
Bitchdreavus. Prepare a DESTINY BOND. Take either one of those pokemon with you.
Starmie. Continue to recover energy.
Alakazam and Wheezing. To the bouncy castle.
Kazam, use a shockwave/thunderwave combo on Charizard.
Wheezing, go to the Bouncy Castle and use a Thunder on Charizard (It's still raining there, right?) and follow up with a pain split with Slowbro.
OzCorsola. Your job is to attack Tower with whatever attacks you want and feel are effective till he faints. Then, I want you to chillax!
Also, this cheap fruitcake is not losing anytime soon thanks.
It stopped raining there a while back.
Blade: >_o oookay. But what about M_C? He's still alive![]()
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Am I allowed to change that thunder to a Thunderbolt?
I believe that wouldn't be fair. Flaws happen.
EDIT: Waw, Tower has three status conditions. This gets nominated in the next ASB awards.
EDIT2: I really lucked out with Sleeptalk, sorry for lux haxing.
Athene you're doing great, keep it up!
Wait until you wake up to attack, and recover energy while sleeping.
If you wake up on the first turn, Teleport right in front of Starmie and hit it with Zapcannon. Then finish it off with Shadowball.
If you wake up on the second turn, Teleport right in front of Starmie and hit it with Zapcannon.
If you wake up on the last turn, just Teleport to the beach.
Last edited by MeLoVeGhOsTs; 26th February 2009 at 08:14 AM.
Just a note. Don't edit your posts in the future. Post afterwards. How do we know they were your initial orders?
Ok, my apologies.
EDIT: Becca still has to points, and only two more days for DQ. Shame, I like battling with her.
Last edited by MeLoVeGhOsTs; 3rd March 2009 at 06:31 AM.
*Sighs* Well, I'm definately finished now. Let's see if we can drag one of his down with us.
Tower, hit that Starmie with Thunder until it falls! If it does and you still have power left, hit that Corsola with all your rage!
Thunder x3 (Starmie, Corsola if Starmie falls)
I'm in your dimensions, screwing with your reality!
The Missing Link, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.
ASB Multi Battle 1 on 9!
Andrew vs Greyfox, Chris 2.1, MeLoVeGhOsTs, Asilynne, Mystic_Clown, Blademaster, Green Lanturn, Houndoom Lover and The_Missing_Link
Banned Moves: None
DC: 40% So no crazy x3 strategies ¬¬
Rules: No fucking dragons except for the ref cause it has no change on the battle but I just want one there anyway.
Arena 2 - The Beach:
Nice, sunny and moderate surf. There's some coral and seaweed to the left. But otherwise a nice beach with beautiful surf. I envisage it as such - http://www.coastbeaches.com/web/photos/noosa/coolum.jpg
Earthquake is ineffective and Surf is as well.
Beach Matchups:
The Tower, F Gyarados 2/29 Par/Brn/Txc
Thunder X 3 (OzS//Cor)
vs
OzStar Starmie 23/19 Par
CorsolOz, F Corsola 53/45
OzWheeze, F Weezing 37/28
OzZam, M Alakazam 66/53
Moves:
Cor: ..Rock Blast~Bubble~Tackle
OzSt: Relax
OzWh: Castle~Thunder(D)~Pain Split(A)
OzZ: Castle~ThunderShockWave(D)
Only one of you can beat Andrew-to win this match. Whom will it be!
Switching between arenas = 1 action
===Round 7===
Man, the Beach looks like a massacre waiting to happen. But whats this OzZam and OzWheeze just.. leave. Tower must not be a challenge to them.
OzStar tries to relax, while CorsolOz moves up to mess with Tower some. Tower, though hurt beyond belief, expends the ability to rain another Thunder down on OzStar. CorsolOz takes the opportunity to try a Rock Blast! The first monolith flies and slams into something...Pink?!?!?
O snap. Athene woke up-and gets railed by the Rock Blast. Again. And a third time. Ouch, painful way to wake up. And trips over a stealthily hidden Rock... But it saves Tower...
OzStar: -20H
The Tower: -10E ==///== OzWheeze: Later
CorsolOz: -9E ==///== Athene: -7E/-17H
OzZam: Suckers
Tower begrudgingly nods to Athene who looks back at that stupid coral. Hands raised up-charging up a Zap Cannon of suitable size. Tower lets Athene eliminate the stupid Starfish, Firing off a Second Thunder at CorsolOz. The coral was unable to defend against such a barrage and fell over, pained.
Tower though, seemed to succumb to the whims of the coral as a small Bubble flew over and took the Giant down. Just then, OzSaur makes its presence known to Athene. Athene instantly switches her focus..
OzStar -2H ==///== Athene: -6E
The Tower: -10E/-1H ==///== CorsolOz: -2E/-21H
OzSaur: Herro..o crap..
As Tower falls gracefully, OzSaur tries to open its leaves to the sun. Athene fires off that Shadowball, seemingly smacking OzSaur out for the count! Looking to CorsolOz...the Coral backed off, just trying to relax. That's all...until Tower lurched up and rained a Second Thunder down onto CorsolOz. The Pink rock freaked, why wasn't this guy DEAD! She ran at it, Tackling him and jumping on his skull with her thorny outcroppings until he bled his own blood. Vicious CorsolOz.
However, It Seems OzSaur was playing possum as well, as it begins healing at a fantastic rate...but at a very high cost.
Athene: -8E ==///== CorsolOz: -3E/-19H
OzSaur: -20E/+25H/-10H ==///== Tower : Rihanna'ed (Too Soon?)/-9E
CorsolOz heals all over... (+5HP) but can Athene outlast everyone else?
Beach Stats
Beach
The Tower, F Gyarados 0/0 Par/Brn/Txc
Athene, F Slowbro 62/7
vs
OzStar Starmie 0/19 Par
CorsolOz, F Corsola 18/31
OzSaur, M Venusaur 25/13
AR: 3 rounds more
Stealth rocks abound
Ok Chaos, to the Castle. We gotta see how this turns out...
Last edited by DarkestLight; 6th March 2009 at 05:27 PM.
i Judge your entertainment!
Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
ASB Multi Battle 1 on 9!
Andrew vs Greyfox, Chris 2.1, MeLoVeGhOsTs, Asilynne, Mystic_Clown, Blademaster, Green Lanturn, Houndoom Lover and The_Missing_Link
Banned Moves: None
DC: 40% So no crazy x3 strategies ¬¬
Rules: No fucking dragons except for the ref cause it has no change on the battle but I just want one there anyway.
Arena 1 - The Bouncy Castle.
Bouncy Castle has 3 large walls. It is indestructible. It is surrounded by a moat of deep water. It's big and red. You also cannot hide in the air cushions or rather "Phase" through them. Because it is a bouncy castle, the bouncy physics can come into play too.
Ground/Rock attacks are pretty much useless or non-effective as the quake is absorbed by the castle.
Pokemon Matchups:
Bitchdreavus, F Mismagius 10/58
OzSaur, M Venusaur 13/43 Brn
Moves:
Bitch: Destiny Bond
OzSaur: Protect~Beach~Synthesis
vs
Athene, F Slowbro 79/28 Slp
Drake, M Charizard 46/24
Moves:
Ath: Sleep Talk x 3(Teleport~Zap Cannon (OzS)~Shadowball(OzS)
Dra: Teeheehee
===Round 7.3===
Man, this is beyond ridiculous.
OzSaur quickly shoots up a Protect. It allows her to walk out the fire. Bitch wails really loud and decidedly puts a Destiny Bond on ...Drake?
Who subsequently pats Athene on the head and bounces. Are you serious? However, THAT wakes Athene up. Just as Zam and Wheeze fly in, Athene 'ports out. Bitch curses her luck.
OzSaur: -10E ==///== Athene: Later (energy in other set)
Drake: DQ'ed ==///== OzZam: Oo Herro..?
OzW: Uhh hrm?
Bitch: O.O? WHAT THE HELL YO!
Venusaur didn't like the company and left. That left Bitch, Wheeze and Zam to kinda just sit around and play cards with Blade and his Nidoqueen.
Ozsaur: Peace
Bitch/Zam/Wheeze: +6E
...Looks like Zam won the card game. Serioulsy, he's a psychic, course he's gonna win.
Bitch/Zam/Wheeze: +6E
Eh. Life goes on.
Bouncy Castle Stats
Bitchdreavus, F Mismagius 10/70
OzWheeze, F Weezing 37/40
OzZam, M Alakazam 66/65
Alright Chaos. Looks like a lost cause here...
MLG attacks.
i Judge your entertainment!
Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Excellent! Everything is going so well!
Would anyone else want to do this sort of thing again?
I usually put off posting for a couple of days but I forgot I was going on vacation to Florida and by the time I realized I still had to post attacks, I was DQed. Would've meant more if I had an actual shot at winning but oh well
T_M_L
My ASB Team:
Nightshade, Orion, Drake, Apollo, Shino, Ares, Arya, Isis, Ace, Arbiter, Nero, Haplo, Coren, and Marit
Sure, I'm up for another one, I like it.
Ok Athene, I'm proud of you, you lasted the longest of all pokemon. Let's go out with a bag shall we.
Grass Knot on CorsolOz, then follow up with a Fireblast at OzSaur, finish with Hyperbeam on CorsolOz.
Man, tell you the truth Becca, I think you and MLG had a definite shot. Seriously. If not, ya could have taken out at least 4 of Andrew's remaining 6 before going down.
i Judge your entertainment!
Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I would say no, only because Andrew has the advantage of cohesion. As a group, his opponents could've done that and might have won but we chose not to and splintered off so no one could know if someone else would back them up or not
But hey, I would've continued battling if I didn't go on vacation and essentially forgot about the battle
T_M_L
My ASB Team:
Nightshade, Orion, Drake, Apollo, Shino, Ares, Arya, Isis, Ace, Arbiter, Nero, Haplo, Coren, and Marit
I wouldn't mind trying this again, considering how inconclusive this battle was. Nobody really won.
Apart from me!![]()
If we're going by how many pokemon were beaten, then technically Houndoom_Lover won.
I'm in your dimensions, screwing with your reality!
Yeah... Overall, Hounds beat 2 of Andrew's Pokemon and 4 Pokemon overall. The only Pokemon Andrew has successfully beaten was Asi's Swablu and M_c's Gyarados. Everyone else was taken down by themselves, got DQ'ed, or heard Perish Song. Even if Andrew beats MLG and his Slowbro, he's still 1 or 2 Pokemon short of really 'winning.'
An easy win is still a win! If people cannot post in time is not my fault!