<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 2 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Master of Paradox]

Figure out whether I should approach one for knowledge or run for the hills.

What would you do if your favorite traditional monster became real?

[Knight of Time]

Ask him/her about what life is like in his/her world.

What would you do if you had the power to revive dead people, but were only able to use it on one person before it was lost?

[Fett One]

Save this ability for a rainy day.

What would you do if you had to choose between going blind or going deaf?

[Master of Paradox]

Flip a coin.

What would you do if you were put in a room with a steadily lowering ceiling?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Either look for a door or destroy the ceiling with kamehameha.

What would you do if it began to rain gold nuggets?

[Blademaster]

Hide in the basement so it doesn't kill me, THEN go out and strike it rich after the carnage ended.

What would you do if everyone on Earth had a power level of over 9,000?

[Knight of Time]

Use my power to make as many wishes as necessary to make this world a peaceful one, forever.

What would you do if someone asked you about sponsoring a poor child from Africa, or some other developing country (e.g. if anyone here watched World Vision or Plan before, you know what I mean)?

[Fett One]

Do my best to get out of having to sponsor the child

What would you do if Star Wars was real and that Earth was caught in the middle of the galactic war?

[Master of Paradox]

Sign on with the Imperial Army and break the back of the Rebellion.

What would you do if you could only speak by quoting song lines?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Speak Japanese since my head is full of anime songs. Plus perhaps Blind Guardian.

What would you do if we played Truth or Dare and you had to dare me?

[Fett One]

I would dare you to do something really embarrasing, lol.

What would you do if your body became fused with your worst enemy?

[Master of Paradox]

Reenact The Thing With Two Heads.

What would you do if you had to give control of your actions to a different person each day?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would not give them to someone who would abuse them.

What would you do if everything you touched disappeared?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Figure out if eating counts and if it didn't, then ask people to throw food to my mouth. I'd also make some annoying things to disappear. And have a friend to write to TPM instead of me, threatening to touch him or her if the friend didn't.

What would you do if you forgot all your internet passwords?

[Knight of Time]

Do my best to remember them all, and put them safely into a text file so that I'd never forget them again.

What would you do if you stumbled onto a webpage flooded with ads (even if it wasn't a bad page)?

[Fett One]

Get out of it ASAP


What would you do if you were sent back in time to the 1970's and were trapped there?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would turn it into a Sitcom, the Good ABC British version of life on Mars, not the crappy Channel 10 American Version.

What would you do if you could change peoples ages?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Start an age-changing service and get paid by people who want their age changed.

What would you do if you were asked to clean a large house?

[Fett One]

Crazy Elf Boy, I'm glad you figured out what I was referencing, although I didn't know there was a british version.



I would find somebody else to do it.

What would you do if Team Rocket asked you to join them?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Well Fett here is information on the original. While here is the (no offence) crapp version

I would join them in a heart beat with all the funny shennanigans and amazing ability to avoid capture by the police.

What would you do if you were suddenly a pokemon?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Look for a trainer to catch and train me.

What would you do if you had a huge sword?

[Knight of Time]

Find a way to grow to the size of a giant (at least 3 meters tall), then look for a giant shield to go with the giant sword. Giant Link clone, anyone?

What would you do if you were in the middle of a circle of women (or men, for any of the ladies here) that were fighting amongst themselves for your attention?

[Fett One]

Slip out of the circle so I don't get injured during the fight and then go out on a date with the last woman standing (aka the winner).

What would you do if you woke up one morning weighing 200 pounds more than what you weighed when you went to bed?

[Blademaster]

Panic, then consult Master of Paradox for help. He'd know what to do.

What would you do if every floor in your house was covered with butter?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would need a hell of a lot of toast.

What would you do if all your possesions turned to cheese?

[Fett One]

Eat them and then buy replacements.

What would you do if you possessed all known knowledge but didn't remember who you are?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Do some reseach based on my information to find out who I am.

What would you do if you wrote a fanfic but somehow I posted exactly the same fic in Fanfic forum all of a sudden before you?

[Master of Paradox]

Investigate. With a shotgun.

What would you do if none of your ideas ever lasted in your head long enough to be written down?

[Fett One]

Start talking into a recorder so everything I say will be kept.

What would you do if the mafia came after you to kill you?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd join a competing mafia in order to have protection and to get them to destroy the mafia which is after me.

What would you do if you could compose videogame music?

[Master of Paradox]

Get some of the tunes out of my head.

What would you do if you were being stalked by gremlins?

[Fett One]

Try to find a way to get rid of them.

What would you do if you were adbucted by aliens and made into a slave?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Become a space Spartacus.

What would you do if the temperature outside suddenly rose by 40 degrees celsius?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would say hot damn and move to the arctic.

What would you do if everything started melting?

[Master of Paradox]

Acquire a boat.

What would you do if trees began to force their way through all surfaces of your house?

[Fett One]

Move to a new house

What would you do if nuclear war broke out?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Head for my bunker and stay there.

What would you do if you could only drink Gatorade for the rest of your life?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Become Mikachu Forssell.

What would you do if you could swim very fast?

[Fett One]

Enter the summer olympics

What would you do if you found out you are the son of the devil?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Start using my satanic powers for revenge.

What would you do if you were blamed for all economic problems?