<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 2 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Master of Paradox]

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What would you do if you were sucked into Victorian England?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd take part in the Åland War with a bazooka I brought with me and help the Brittish Empire conquer Finland, singing:

Oolannin sota oli kauhia...
The Åland War was terrible...

What would you do if TPM got 100 new replies each minute?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Try to answer at least 1 of the 100 coming in every minute.

What would you do if TPM disappeared?

[Master of Paradox]

Go to my other message boards.

What would you do if every link you clicked sent you to a completely random page on the Internet?

[Fett One]

Create a program to counter it.

What would you do if you could see dead people?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Talk to them and get them to spy on people.

What would you do if you couldn't drink anything?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Complain to a doctor.

What would you do if you met Elvis?

[Dark-San]

Plunder him to death with a blunt object. The dead shouldn't be alive anyway!

What will you do when you realized that your favourite store is blown up by some terrorist?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would go and stop them.

What would you do if you were suddenly in a choir?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Interrupt and probably also ruin the concert by singing Digimon's 'Butterfly'.

Mugendai yume no ato no nani mo nai yo no naka...
In the world after a limitless dream, where's nothing there...

What would you know if you got to knew that I, Mikachu Yukitatsu, have a Death Note in possession?

[Fett One]

Stay on your good side

What would you do if giant mechs were real?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Buy one and fight with it.

What would you do if anything you could imagine became real?

[Master of Paradox]

Imagine my way into a pocket dimension and rule as God-King.

What would you do if every nightmare you had was made real when you awoke?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Well I usually don't regard my dreams as nightmares but when I have nightmares they are really wicked ones so I'd probably go back to sleep.

What would you do if you'd have to get a friend to join TPM?

[Fett One]

Force them to sign up at gun point

What would you do if you became trapped in limbo?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would stay out of everyones way and try to get out of there.

What would you do if you were trapped in a glass box?

[Master of Paradox]

Attempt to shatter the glass with my shoes; failing that, wait to see why I'm in said box.

What would you do if someone tried to kill you with a forklift?

[Knight of Time]

Well, if the person was an insane madman or something, I'd find a way to lure him to a cliff and make him fall off, Wile E. Coyote-style, while saving myself from a similar fate.

What would you do if you had the ability to make any kind of art (be it drawings, paintings, sculptures, etc) come to life when completed?

[Blademaster]

Make all my fantasies come true. Take that as you will.

What would you do if Michael Myers had set his sights on you?

[Fett One]

Get a set of ironman armor so i could properly fight him/defend myself

What would you do if you invented a cure for all known diseases but the pharmacutical companies want to destroy the cure?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Just hope that they didn't want to kill me.

What would you do if you became the prime suspect in a 10 million dollar embeezelment scandel?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd re-read Dostojevski's Crime and Punishment and live like Raskolnikov. As unlogical as it seems. In the book, most people didn't suspect the protagonist, though.

What would you do if Neon Genesis Evangelion was real?

[Dark-San]

I will be dead by the time it all ends. Remember the ending? Only the pathetic male pilot and female colleague survived the disaster.

What would you do to prevent a WW3?

[Fett One]

Get rid of all the people trying to start it.

What would you do if WW3 were to start tomorrow?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Hide in a bunker.

What would you do if you suddenly got fired from your job?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Become an active TPM poster.

What would you do if everyone abused your favourite videogame?

[Dark-San]

Nuke their ass every 5 minutes.

What would you do the world starting rotating the other direction and spun out of it orbit path?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would start up a group of scientists to find out ways we could right the orbit before any major disasters are caused.

What would you do if you forgot how to type?

[Fett One]

Relearn how to type

What would you do if the government started to monitor and control everythng you do on the internet?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd be arrested because l say things like 'Matti Vanhanen sucks' and end up singing a Finnish rap song

100 prosenttista vihaa ja väkivaltaa
Hate and violence of 100%

En suostu virkavaltaa kunnioittamaan
I won't submit to respect the authority

In prison.

What would you do if you had to fight a robot and had to choose a weapon?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would choose an EMP pulse rifle and fire it at the robot, then laugh at its feeble mechanics.

What would you do if you were suddenly transported to an alien battleground and forced to fight against larger life forms?

[Master of Paradox]

Die.

What would you do if you were forced to choose your own method of execution, with "Old age" offlimits?

[Blademaster]

Take the guillotine. Relatively painless, and I might retain life long enough to wink at the executioner.

What would you do if your house was burned to the ground by the person you love the most?

[Fett One]

Demand an answer and then depending on what it is either continue being with the person or leave them for good.

What would you do if you became infected with an uncureable disease?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Hope there was a Tok'ra symbiote nearby.

What would you do if an alien took over your body?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Take over the alien body.

What would you do if you could visit your favourite place and era with a time machine?

[Fett One]

Travel to the future so I can win the lottery and then afterwards I would go back in time to see dinosaurs

What would you do if you became allergic to oxygen?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Probably die.

What would you do if didn't have the medication you needed to live?

[Dark-San]

I will get someone to get it for me. That's simple. Didn't take long for me to ponder over the answer! ^.^

What would you do after I hit you with my modstick?

[Blademaster]

Shove it up your ass.

Would would you do if everything you ate and drink was reduced by half the second you started eating/drinking it?