GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.10 (M.A. Zak)

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they were sentenced to life in prison

Fortunately, they enjoyed prison life

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they tried to escape

Fortunately, they were caught.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the policemen who had caught them used their salary to get drunk.

Fortunately, they did know drinking alcohol is dangerous to health.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they chose to ignore the warnings

Fortunately, they they were immune to the effects

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they forced their alcohol onto other people.

Fortunately, those people didn't accept it.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the alcoholics lost their friends then.

Fortunately, that finally made them stop drinking.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they started doing drugs instead

Fortunately, their families sent them to rehab

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, since all the good rehab centres were filled with celebrities they had to go to a bad broken down one.

Fortunately, it was just as effective.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, neither of the rehads were effective enough.

Fortunately, the people eventually run out of money so they couldn't buy drugs anymore.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they turned to crime to get money for drugs

Fortunately, they were incompetent at committing crimes

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they tried to make a robbery plan to heist a bank.

Fortunately, they where so incompetent that they robbed a police station.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortuantely, they stole all the guns from the police station, becoming a dangerous threat to the town.

Fortunately, they didn't even know how to use a pistol.

[Fett One]

Unfortuantely, police didn't know this

Fortunately, they eventually figured this out

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, by the time they did figure this out the robbers were already well versed in the operation fire arms.

Fortunately, they had no ammunition.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they became very frustrated because they had no ammunition.

Fortunately, they informed themselves to the police then.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the police didn't go easy on them

Fortunately, the judge decided to go easy on them

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he sent them to clean up rubbish.

Forutnately, they didn't mind this easy work.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they found nuclear waste.

Fortunately, they told this to a newspaper which brought up a case against nuclear power.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, both the newspaper and nuclear power are not really involved in the world destruction plan, done out by both Mikachu and LEB.

Fortunately, they decided to use biological warfare instead.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, in making the biological diseases for this warfare they got infected.

Fortunately, they could be cured.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Mikachu and LEB (or did you mean CEB?) continued the evil plan to destroy the world after they got cured.

Fortunately, other planets weren't in danger.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the culprits (Mikachu and CEB) got infected with the same virus that they created. It has a three stage mutation stage. And the one that infected them was the one at the last stage, the most deadly form.

Fortunately, a cure that needed can be found in Pluto!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they had no way of getting to Pluto.

Fortunately, they were able to get a government grant to build a ship for this particular purpose.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it would take too long to build the ship

Fortunately, they got hundreds of robots to build the ship in record time

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Crazy Elf Boy and Mikachu didn't know how to fly a spaceship.

Fortunately, Fett One came and taught how.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he only knew how to fly it using a remote control simulator only available on windows Vista.

Fortunately, this ship had vista.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the ship didn't have the simulator program

Fortunately, I knew where to get a copy of the program

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the simulator program appeared to be in Pluto as well.

Fortunately, we were suddenly abducted by some aliens, and later escaped from their spaceship cell, found an escape pod and used it to land on Pluto.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, we were seriously wounded from our escape.

Fortunately, it was nothing we couldn't handle.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the oxygen supply in their suit begin to run out. All of the crew seriously injured and oxygen deprived become desperate. All three decided to panic.

Fortunately, Inferno Dragon decide to return and save them from despair.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, too much time had gone by and they died from the virus

Fortunately, Inferno Dragon had a time machine and was able to go back in time and save them

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Inferno_Dragon did use the time machine but it broke up and he was stuck in the past.

Fortunately, that didn't matter because at least I, CEB and Fett One were saved.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, we were still stuck on Pluto.

Fortunately, we found a civilisation of aliens.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the top three favourite snacks for these aliens are as followed,

1) Elves
2) A Finnish
3) Someone, whose TPM nickname is called the 'Fett One'

Good luck surviving that planet, guys! *waves*

Fortunately, Indiana Jones decided to do some Pluto hiking.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he left his gun on earth

Fortunately, he still had his whip

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it was broken.

Fortunately, he had some duct tape.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, if we are realistic, a whip cannot beat alien weapons even if fixed.

Fortunatey, the aliens couldn't use bazookas and such because it would have destroyed the prey.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they had stun guns

Fortunatey, the stun guns could only be used within 2 feet of the prey

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they were quite fast.

Fortunately, they weren't expecting us to play dirty.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, playing dirty involved a plan using me as a distracting lure while the others sneak from the back and kill the alien hunting party.

Fortunately, I agreed to take part in that.