GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.10 (M.A. Zak)

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, that someone was George W. Bush

Fortunately, the robots chose to ignore him

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he didn't want to be ignored and made a huge ruckus.

Fortunately, he was trapped inside a soundproof glass bubble.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, George W. Bush didn't like being the target of these jokes.

Fortunately, Barack Obama got his share too.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Barack liked the jokes

Fortunately, this meant that it was ok to make a ton of jokes about him

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, people got sick of making the jokes

Fortunately, they built a machine to do it.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the machine caused pollution.

Fortunately, a new environmental-friendly one was shortly introduced by Barack Obama himself.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the machine could only be used once every two days

Fortunately, that was all it was really needed for

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, people wanted more then that.

Fortunately, people decided to make more of the machines.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the USA was soon crowded with these machines.

Fortunately, other parts of the world weren't.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the only places not crowded were Canada and Mexico

Fortunately, people didn't want to live in those countries so they didn't have to worry about becoming over crowded

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, people needed more and more space to live.

Fortunately, some of them moved to Mars.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it appeared Mars had been taken over by an evil empire.

Fortunately, the humans resisted.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, resistance was futile

Fortunately, the empire ignored earth

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the decided to conquer the universe.

Fortunately, there was a secret undergorund group out to stop them.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, being mentioned in this game made the group not secret.

Fortunately, it was the right time to reveal them.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, not everyone felt it was the right time

Fortunately, those people were in the minority

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, those people started a coup.

Fortunately, it was thwarted.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the incident scattered the group.

Fortunately, the evil empire had soon other things to worry about.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, that other thing was the Death Star

Fortunately, Luke Skywalker was in charge of the Death Star

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he turned evil likes his father.

Fortunately, Jar Jar Binks killed him.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Luke had a painful death.

Fortunately, it was fast and painful, not slow and painful.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he became a force ghost after dying

Fortunately, he was a friendly ghost

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he was captured by the ghost busters.

Fortunately, the agreed to let him go.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Luke's ghost was lonely.

Fortunately, he could always have fun scaring people.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, that went against being a friendly ghost

Fortunately, he met Casper, another friendly ghost

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Caspers other ghost friends came along.

Fortunately, they had turned over a new leaf and were good as well.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, this made Casper's friends lose their appeal.

Fortunately, there was something that made them more interesting.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one could figure out what that is

Fortunately, they didn't care so they went for ice-cream

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the shop was closed.

Fortunately, they decided to make their own.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they run out of milk.

Fortunately, there was a farm nearby.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the farmer wouldn't give them any milk

Fortunately, they were able to steal a cow

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it couldn't produce milk cause it was starving.

Fortunately, they had a pile of grass.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it was a mad cow (it had BSE).

Fortunately, they weren't trying to eat it, just needed some milk.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the cow died

Fortunately, they had enough milk to last 2 weeks

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the milk would go bad in a day.

Fortunately, they had a lot of cookies and tea

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortuantely, they didn't like tea.

Fortunately, they soon did like tea after getting accustomed to it.

[Fett One]

Unfortuantely, by that point they ran out of milk

Fortunately, they started to use honey instead

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, one of the was allergic to honey and had a reaction.

Fortunately, some one had a needle full of the antidote.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it took 10 hours to find out who of them had the antidote.

Fortunately, it wasn't too much.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the antidote needed to be given using a huge needle

Fortunately, the person wasn't afraid of needles