Ok here's my sick mind at work.......
I'd beat the baby to death with the slippers as it slept in it's nice silk sheets. Then I would take said $89 chrome plunger and put the kid, the weapon and the silk sheets down the toilet in the hopes none would ever be found. I'd then use the paint to paint over any remaining bloodstains.



A Mike Myers mask along with a priest's robes, handcuffs and a playground.

Let your mind process that disturbing image and roll with it in a way no one expects. The obvious insane thing is already on my mind so surprise me ^_~