<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 3 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I guess I would just stand around doing nothing.

What would you do if you became microscopic?

[Fett One]

Use my new size to go inside people and make them sick

What would you do if you became 150 feet tall

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Earn some money by letting people ride me.

What would you do if you had to battle Cell from Dragonball Z?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would try and beat him using all my awesome powers.

What would you do if you turned into pure energy.

[Fett One]

Stay away from anything that absorbs energy

What would you do if you developed wings but couldn't use them to fly?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Become a part of a freak exhibition.

What would you do if a TV interviewer wanted your opinion on things you don't care a heck about?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would continue on as usual since most people already ask me things i don't care about.

What would you do if you became a new reporter?

[Fett One]

Enjoy the frame

What would you do if Galactus came to destroy the Earth?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd go to interwiev this interesting creature and find out his weakness.

What would you do if you were Fett One?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I am not sure, maybe something fantastic and extra-ordinary.

What would you do if you could turn stuff into bread?

[Fett One]

Solve world hunger

What would you do if you found a briefcase filled with money?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Go and spend it all before my conscience forces me to take it to the police station.

What would you do if you could throw curses on people?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would become a warlock, cause they are cool.

What would you do if you had to wear gloves all the time?

[Fett One]

Hope I don't get get declared insane and end up in a mental institution for the rest of my life

What would you do if you became a curator of a museum?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Make the museum awesome with all sorts of great exhibitions. Sounded a bit like Crazy Elf Boy, no?

What would you do if every time you say something important, people laughed at you?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would feel very jaded at the fact that those people don't want to be enlightened by my wisdom.

What would you do if you became the president of the world?

[Fett One]

Rule with an iron fist. If anyone doesn't like it then off with their heads

What would you do if the devil offered to make a deal with you?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Try to haggle and make him do some cool stuff, like giving me the power over some countries and stuff.

What would you do if you discovered a nuclear missile planted on your backyard?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would try and control it with a small army I would gather.

What would you do if you had your own TV show?

[Fett One]

Make it a talk show so I can meet tons of celebrities

What would you do if you were turned into a robot?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Equip myself with all sorts of equipment, to name a few, propellers, laser guns and flashing lights.

What would you do if I spammed, got banned, created a new account, spammed, got banned, created a new account, spammed, got banned, created a new account, spammed, got banned, created a new account, spammed, got banned, created a new account, spammed, got banned, created a new account, spammed, got banned, created a new account, spammed, got banned, created a new account, spammed, got banned and created a new account.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would probably lose a lot of respect for you.

What would you do if you had a cold?

[Fett One]

Stay indoors and eat plenty of chicken soup

What would you do if you developed ice powers?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

As I find winter beautiful, I'd probably fill the world with snow. Of course this would piss off most summer people but I'd soon make them all respect me with ice typhoons and stuff.

What would you do if 8-year-old kids invaded TPM?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Kick all of them

What would you do if you had $5?

[Fett One]

Go to McDonald's for lunch

What would you do if you won the lottery and people started bugging you for money?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Try to explain that I can't share it. If it doesn't work, I'd spend it all quickly on stuff I can't sell like travelling around the world.

What would you do if you had a nightmare of me chasing you with a hammer?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would probably tell you about it in case it happened.

Whatw ould you do if you had your own quiz show?

[Fett One]

Rig it so no one can win.

What would you do if you could be turned into just 1 animal of your choosing?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd turn into an amoeba and live forever in my amazing microscopic world. No fear of diseases. And I could reproduce asexually via mitosis and cytokinesis. Thus no problem of falling in love.

What would you do if you were a Rattata?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would probably try and not get myself captured.

What would you do if you could never sleep?

[Fett One]

Spend all of my extra time reading and playing games

What would you do if you had the power to make people explode?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd wander around the streets of Ylivieska with a CD player volume turned into max and blow up everyone who yells me I should trun it off. Not sure if I'd end up blowing anybody.

What would you do if you were Pokemaster Kevin?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Probably come back to this site and fix all the things that are wrong.

What would you do if you could become butter?

[Fett One]

Stay away from chiefs and animals

What would you do if you became captain of the Enterprise (from Star Trek)?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Go to explore Andromeda Galaxy. I don't know why, but that has fascinated me since I was a kid.

What would you do if 'TPM Tower Of Babel' was closed?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Probably take my multi language flame war some where else.

What would you do if you happened to fall into a deep hole?

[Fett One]

Hope I can call for help with my cell phone

What would you do if you found a bag filled with drugs in your yard?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd go to the nearest Pokemon Center and store the drugs in the PC. Thety can't harm anybody there, right?

What would you do if you had to include the word 'Pokemon' in every single sentence you utter?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would probably start talking more about pokemon.

What would you do if you couldn't cook anything?