<Game> What Would You Use These Things For? Version 1 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would kidnap Barack Obama using the Sports Utility vechiles then get away listening to Blind Guardian while I throw the wallet out the window to distract anyone following me.

What would you use a table, a draw, a ruler and a 20 foot fire breathing dragon for?

[Fett One]

I would charge people money to watch the dragon destroy the table, draw and ruler with it's fire breath.


What would you use a blank DVD, a satellite, a comet, and a boxing glove for?


table, a draw, a ruler and a 20 foot fire breathing dragon

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd code a smart computer program on the DVD, the use of which I'll tell here. I'd put it on the satelite, launch it, and next summon the comet head towards the earth. When the comet is about to hit the earth my computer program on DVD and the boxing glove come to the picture. I'd put the satelite to change the orbit of the comet and make it miss earth and at the same time I'd show off with the boxing glove that I saved the world by using that only.

What would you use a grammatically perfect Finnish translation of this post, a blackboard, an annoying kid from your neigbour and some candy for?

[Fett One]

I would tie one end of the string to the rule, which would be holding the box up on an angle. The teddy bear will be under the box and when a child comes to take the bear, I will pull on the string causing the box to fall onto and trapping the child.


What would you use a match, a f-22 raptor, a cassette tape, and a nuclear power plant for?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd place the casette tape somewhere around the nuclear power plant, fly over it with the F-22 Raptor and try to throw the match into the casette tape. Impossible? But did you really think I'd blow up the power plant?

What would you use a balloon, a clown's costume, a sofa and a UFO for?

[Fett One]

I would use the wheel to break the fence. I will then use the pieces of the fence (I'm assuming it's a wooden fence) to build a build house for the six birds. What ever is left after I'm done will go into the rubbish bin.


What would you use a megaphone, a hover craft, a baton, and a bottle of sun block for?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd drive around in the hovercraft because it's awesome and yell songs from Naruto anime to the microphone. If a Dragonball Z fan tries to attack me, I'd stick the baton to his eye and make him eat the sun block. Again, my response involved some anime action!

What would you use a Koopa Troopa, Princess Peach, a hearth and a human heart for?

[Fett One]

I will eat the steak and drink the milk for dinner. I wear the earphones to block out all noise, so I can eat in peace and quiet, while the train I am on travels across the rail


What would you use a wig, shades, a cane, and a chicken for?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd hide the chicken beneath the wig, put the shades on and try to stab the chicken with the cane. I also considered putting them all on myself but this is at least a bit less boring.

What would you use Wikipedia, an electric guitar, a computer malware program and a catapult for?

[Fett One]

I would use the pole and sword sheath as weapons and the cable would be used to tie up people after I knock them out with the pole and sword sheath. I will then use the cup to go get a drink


What would you use a lantern, a goldfish, a turban, and an eye patch for?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd put the turban and the eyepatch on to look just like a cool Indonesian pirate. Then I'd throw the goldfish away and try to search for it with the lantern as it grows dark.

What would you use Link's horse Epona, a TPM Visitor Message, chewing gum and a bone for?

[Fett One]

First I will line up the 6 cars. Then I will tie the rope to the cat's tail and then start to swing. I will release the cat and watch it fly over the cars and land in the microwave.


What would you use a drum set, an energy weapon, a submarine, and rollerblades for?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd connect the energy weapon with the submarine's control system and play drums inside it to get into a good battle mood. Then I'd attack some cities and finally get out of the submarine and pretend I'm just an ordinary rollerblader with the rollerblades.

What would you use Barad-dûr (the tower in LOTR), a bow, ten hamburgers and a scale for?

[Fett One]

I would use the Orc to destroy the pillar. While that is happening I will sit back and drink the water while watching the cloud.


What would you use a black hole, a Siberian Tiger, a giant mech, and a green lantern power ring for?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd give the Power Ring to the siberian tiger to see what it does with it and then throw the mech into the black hole to see what it does with it.

What would you use BlackWarGreymon, a temple, mount Fuji and a bottle of vodka for?

[Fett One]

I would hang Sailor Moon's underpants on the tree and then proceed to clean my house using the vacuum, while using the lamp to provide light so I can see.


What would you use a walkie talkie, a TV, a grenade, and a box of cereal for?

[Fett One]

I would wear the shoes and the hat. I will then shot CEB with the revolver for coming up with that signature.


What would you use a power drill, a drum of oil, a teleprompter, and a nunchuk (the ninja weapon not the Wii controller) for?

[Fett One]

I will use the hot dog to lure a kid into my house. I will then tie the kid to the toilet using the rope. I will then get a safe distance away and use the missile to blowup the house.

What would you use a magnifying glass, an ant farm, a TV antenna, and a cell phone for?

[Fett One]

I will use Google to find instructions to your house. Once in your room, I will hit Psyduck on the head with the empty coke bottle causing it to have a massive headache. I will then order Psyduck to use it's confusion attack to destroy your room



What would you use a charizard, a Nintendo 64, a hummer, and a comic book for?

[Fett One]

I would use the bulbasaur to help me rob the drugstore and then I will escape on the pirate ship. I will dress the bulbasaur in the skirt.


What would you use a peacock, a black sock, 20 gallons of beer, and a time machine for?

[Fett One]

CEB, I like your question.


I would let Godzilla destroy Tokyo, while the pokemon them song is playing. The actors from American Pie will be the people that are running around screaming



What would you use the A-Team, a spaceship, a pin, and a white flag for?